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#1028875 Tarla!
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#1028869 Supernovas
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QUOTE (FlashGM @ Mar 13 2008, 02:51 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
This one looks like a fucking eye ball:
HOLY SHIT. D:
#1028863 John Dies At The End
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John Dies At The End.
I'm not even sure how I can describe it.
It's a story of unspeakable horror, humour, and awesome.
That's all I can say.
The trailer kind of helps with the synopsis, but not really.
It's a long story, as in, "took me a day and a half to read" long.
If you plan on reading past the first two chapers, get some snacks, you'll probably be as hooked as I was when I first read it.
First page of prologue, for those of you too lazy to actually click the link.
I'm not even sure how I can describe it.
It's a story of unspeakable horror, humour, and awesome.
That's all I can say.
The trailer kind of helps with the synopsis, but not really.
It's a long story, as in, "took me a day and a half to read" long.
If you plan on reading past the first two chapers, get some snacks, you'll probably be as hooked as I was when I first read it.
First page of prologue, for those of you too lazy to actually click the link.
QUOTE
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt. If you already happen to know the awful secret behind the universe, feel free to skip ahead.
Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him.
He had been a big, twitchy guy with veiny skin stretched over swollen biceps, a tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. Teeth filed into razor-sharp fangs, you know the type. And you’re chopping off his head because, even with eight bullet holes in him, you’re pretty sure he’s about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
On the follow-through of the last swing, though, the handle of the ax snaps in a spray of splinters. You now have a broken ax. So, after a long night of looking for a place to dump the man and his head, you take a trip into town with your ax. You go to the hardware store, explaining away the dark reddish stains on the broken handle as barbecue sauce. You walk out with a brand new handle for your ax.
The repaired ax sits undisturbed in your garage until the next spring when, on one rainy morning, you find in your kitchen a creature that appears to be a foot-long slug with a bulging egg sac on its tail. Its jaws bite one of your forks in half with what seems like very little effort. You grab your trusty ax and chop the thing into several pieces. On the last blow, however, the ax strikes a metal leg of the overturned kitchen table and chips out a notch right in the middle of the blade.
Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. They sell you a brand new head for your ax. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year. He’s also got a new head, stitched on with what looks like plastic weed trimmer line, and it’s wearing that unique expression of “you’re the man who killed me last winter†resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.
You brandish your ax. The guy takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, “That’s the same ax that slayed me!â€Â
Is he right?
Let’s say you have an ax. Just a cheap one, from Home Depot. On one bitter winter day, you use said ax to behead a man. Don’t worry, the man was already dead. Or maybe you should worry, because you’re the one who shot him.
He had been a big, twitchy guy with veiny skin stretched over swollen biceps, a tattoo of a swastika on his tongue. Teeth filed into razor-sharp fangs, you know the type. And you’re chopping off his head because, even with eight bullet holes in him, you’re pretty sure he’s about to spring back to his feet and eat the look of terror right off your face.
On the follow-through of the last swing, though, the handle of the ax snaps in a spray of splinters. You now have a broken ax. So, after a long night of looking for a place to dump the man and his head, you take a trip into town with your ax. You go to the hardware store, explaining away the dark reddish stains on the broken handle as barbecue sauce. You walk out with a brand new handle for your ax.
The repaired ax sits undisturbed in your garage until the next spring when, on one rainy morning, you find in your kitchen a creature that appears to be a foot-long slug with a bulging egg sac on its tail. Its jaws bite one of your forks in half with what seems like very little effort. You grab your trusty ax and chop the thing into several pieces. On the last blow, however, the ax strikes a metal leg of the overturned kitchen table and chips out a notch right in the middle of the blade.
Of course, a chipped head means yet another trip to the hardware store. They sell you a brand new head for your ax. As soon as you get home with your newly-headed ax, though, you meet the reanimated body of the guy you beheaded last year. He’s also got a new head, stitched on with what looks like plastic weed trimmer line, and it’s wearing that unique expression of “you’re the man who killed me last winter†resentment that one so rarely encounters in everyday life.
You brandish your ax. The guy takes a long look at the weapon with his squishy, rotting eyes and in a gargly voice he screams, “That’s the same ax that slayed me!â€Â
Is he right?
#1028853 Online Comics
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on 13 March 2008 - 02:49 PM
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The only one I read regularly is xkcd.
I'll take the time to read some when StumbleUpon tells me to.
I'll take the time to read some when StumbleUpon tells me to.
#1028851 Powerthirst
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Saw this over the summer.
It was something my friends and I would (and still do) refer to all the time.
It was something my friends and I would (and still do) refer to all the time.
#1028847 Fuck today.
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on 13 March 2008 - 02:39 PM
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I haven't had to go to school all week because I'm transferring soon, and I didn't wake up until 3pm today.
It's actually pretty good.
It's actually pretty good.
#1027921 Solutions to insomnia
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on 12 March 2008 - 12:12 AM
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Hug a big guy named Bob.
Make sure he has bitch-tits.
Make sure he has bitch-tits.
#1027542 Yay!
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on 11 March 2008 - 01:33 PM
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QUOTE (Cyo @ Mar 11 2008, 01:26 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What's soylent green day?
Soylent green day is every Tuesday.
Listen to me, Hatcher! You gotta tell 'em... SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
#1027534 Pwned
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on 11 March 2008 - 01:29 PM
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I'd love to see people try and steal from me.
Mod abuse, by the way.
Mod abuse, by the way.
#1026758 All that and a bag of chiiiiiiiips.
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on 10 March 2008 - 04:05 PM
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Sour cream and onion for the win!
#1026754 200 Kidneys
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on 10 March 2008 - 04:00 PM
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Lol, the Onion always cracks me up.
#1026318 Biggest Regrets
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on 09 March 2008 - 09:21 PM
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My last account getting iced, even though it was only a six monther.
I was so happy I finished the lab map, and had some pretty awesome stats.
Ah well.
I was so happy I finished the lab map, and had some pretty awesome stats.
Ah well.
#1026317 How do you have your tea?
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on 09 March 2008 - 09:18 PM
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#1026179 Police seize over 6,000 lbs of pot
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on 09 March 2008 - 05:18 PM
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QUOTE (Tetiel @ Mar 9 2008, 02:39 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Because they're police officers and it's evidence and that would be corrupt?
What exactly isn't corrupt now-a-days?
#1026173 What annoys you?
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on 09 March 2008 - 04:57 PM
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I hate the game.
#1025335 I want to rickroll with 1080p
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on 08 March 2008 - 12:36 PM
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QUOTE (Hydrogen @ Mar 8 2008, 04:30 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
By the way, here is an interview with Rick Astley in 2001. He seems like he hasn't aged but he is actually 35 in this video .
...
In this one, he performs cry me a river and he is 40 but looks like he is in his early 20s
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In this one, he performs cry me a river and he is 40 but looks like he is in his early 20s
TIME PARADOX.
#1025332 Fuck you, 4chan.
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on 08 March 2008 - 12:32 PM
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You have to hold ALT when you press it.
CAPSLOCK
See?
CAPSLOCK
See?
#1025329 Police seize over 6,000 lbs of pot
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on 08 March 2008 - 12:31 PM
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He should have just gotten the oranges...
#1025327 New Neocodex Programs RSS Feed
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on 08 March 2008 - 12:28 PM
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Mmmm, RSS.
Now I just need to clear my bookmark toolbar for it.
Now I just need to clear my bookmark toolbar for it.
#1025326 Fuck you, 4chan.
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on 08 March 2008 - 12:26 PM
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PROTIP: THE POKEMON ANIME SUCKS.
CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK .
CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK CAPSLOCK .
#1024900 THC containing oranges.
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on 07 March 2008 - 05:08 PM
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That is so amazing.
If it can be done with oranges...
Imagine the possibilities! :0
EDIT: Wouldn't it make more sense for the title to be "Oranges containing THC?"
If it can be done with oranges...
Imagine the possibilities! :0
EDIT: Wouldn't it make more sense for the title to be "Oranges containing THC?"
#1023795 Tarla!
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on 05 March 2008 - 10:06 PM
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I haven't gotten anything decent in a long time. 
Who wants to help me follow her to that magic warehouse of hers one day?
Who wants to help me follow her to that magic warehouse of hers one day?
#1023792 Kill it with fire!
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on 05 March 2008 - 10:00 PM
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QUOTE (tastyphoxette @ Mar 5 2008, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol I liked it better when I thought he was so ninja he found it on the interwebs himself.
So I will continue to believe it.
Lawivido == Ultimate Ninja.
So I will continue to believe it.
Lawivido == Ultimate Ninja.
Lawivido's going to be the greatest Hokage! Believe it!
#1023727 DotA - Basshunter
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on 05 March 2008 - 08:14 PM
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QUOTE (tastyphoxette @ Mar 5 2008, 07:48 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Lol an entire country can be b& from viewing something on Youtube?
Pakistan.
#1023652 swf hosting
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on 05 March 2008 - 06:05 PM
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I'll update it, then.
If you want me to, that is.
If you want me to, that is.
