In other news after a long deliberation I've concluded that my left boob is bigger than my right one.
Mine, too.
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Posted by Jewbert on 15 August 2012 - 05:34 PM in General Chat
In other news after a long deliberation I've concluded that my left boob is bigger than my right one.
Posted by Jewbert on 10 August 2012 - 02:24 PM in General Chat
I'm on my rag and miserable.
I feel like I'm in labor.
Kill me now.
On a side note, Kiwi, I'd be more than happy to take some of your boobies. I'm a B cup LOL.
Posted by Jewbert on 09 August 2012 - 06:18 PM in General Chat
Yeah, a lot :\
My husband and I have an agreement: if I can loose the weight I want to, maintain it for a year, then I can have my reduction and a breast lift BUT we have agreed the smallest I will go to is a DD. I haven't been that small since I was 13!
Posted by Jewbert on 09 August 2012 - 04:05 PM in General Chat
The only way I can avoid razor burn on my cooch is to immediately dump lotion on it when I'm done shaving and then reapply every 12 hours or so. My problem is that lotion tastes like ass. Is there a kind of lotion that doesn't taste nasty? Or could I use like avocado or something?
I feel better, too. It's ok to be a week or so grown out, but full bushes... ehh no.honestly i always have to shave, i feel gross if i don't lol
Posted by Jewbert on 08 August 2012 - 05:24 PM in General Chat
Posted by Jewbert on 07 August 2012 - 02:16 PM in General Chat
Posted by Jewbert on 07 August 2012 - 01:19 PM in General Chat
4 girls finger paint didn't seem that bad of a url name....until I went to it....................
Posted by Jewbert on 07 August 2012 - 01:18 PM in General Chat
Posted by Jewbert on 06 August 2012 - 03:31 PM in General Chat
This:
I'm not even going to edit it and hide her identity. She's a fucktard. She is my brothers ex-girlfriend, he commented on her shit which lead to it being shown on my feed today.
Posted by Jewbert on 06 August 2012 - 12:09 AM in General Chat
Posted by Jewbert on 05 August 2012 - 03:52 PM in General Chat
Because curiosity!OH GOD. Why did i look that up when i knew it was going to be bad :x
Poop. There is poop involved.lollllll, I didn't. xD
Posted by Jewbert on 05 August 2012 - 03:37 PM in General Chat
jkkk, i don't want to see that shit
Posted by Jewbert on 05 August 2012 - 03:26 PM in General Entertainment
Posted by Jewbert on 05 August 2012 - 03:10 PM in General Chat
Ohh yeah I had seen 2 girls 1 finger before. It's worse than 2 girls 1 cup, lemonparty, and Goatse combined. I think. The internet has some straaaange and nasty things.You have the choice! I just suggested it
Did you look it up?!?!?!
dooo ittttttttttttt
Posted by Jewbert on 05 August 2012 - 02:26 PM in General Chat
This probably sounds so insensitive, but I get tired of seeing belly pictures and sonogram pictures. I understand they're excited, but to make a sonogram photo your profile picture? No. Or when people make their newborn, reddish purple baby as their profile picture. Dafuq?And pregnant chicks/mothers who post pictures of their stomachs and babies every day. Pregnancy bellies squick me out so whenever I find out one of my facebook friends are pregnant I block them. Especially the ones who upload pictures of their pregnancy tests. That's just nasty.
Posted by Jewbert on 03 August 2012 - 01:04 PM in Introductions
Posted by Jewbert on 02 August 2012 - 04:43 PM in General Chat
Posted by Jewbert on 01 August 2012 - 03:57 PM in General Chat
I can only imagine you as a very busy business women stopping occasionally for a frappuccino and a blowjob.
Posted by Jewbert on 01 August 2012 - 03:45 PM in General Chat
I always thought sperm was more on the bitter side than the salty side o; maybe my taste buds are out of whack?
Posted by Jewbert on 01 August 2012 - 11:21 AM in General Chat
Ugh I hate those "ribbed for her pleasure" condoms. Who does that actually feel good for? It feels like I'm being fucked with a Victorian Washboard.
O.O
I don't understand women who spit. IT'S ALREADY IN YOUR MOUTH. What does spitting accomplish? It doesn't remove the taste, and the sperm die when they hit the acids in the stomach.
If I was a dude, and a woman spit out my seed, I think I would be pretty offended.
Posted by Jewbert on 01 August 2012 - 12:19 AM in General Chat
I think I'm doing pretty well, actually. He has amazing fingers. And we've been together for a year and a half now, so idk. We just kinda... stop at the putting it in part. Also I'm fucking paranoid about getting pregnant, and we don't waste money on condoms. But hell yeah, we enjoy it. I don't know how I ever lived without orgasms.
I spit though. I hate swallowing.
Posted by Jewbert on 31 July 2012 - 10:30 PM in General Chat
I don't know... when I downloaded The Thing it hadn't been out for very long. I'm sure it was being seeded by a lot of people. But that was months ago, so now I can't remember.I wonder if it's just because you picked smaller torrents with less people to go after. I don't think anyone would be stupid enough to try and get a court to track down 30k+ people.
Posted by Jewbert on 31 July 2012 - 10:02 PM in General Chat
Yeah I didn't download as much as most other people. I think those emails were more of a warning.Wow. That's pretty shocking. I've downloaded a lot and so far I haven't been hit. Guess its time to be more careful.
Posted by Jewbert on 31 July 2012 - 09:44 PM in General Chat
I always just downloaded the ones towards the top of the search results. Ones that had good reviews. I didn't download anything super big and fancy because I was impatient and just wanted a watchable copy. They had timestamps, IPs, and everything. The file name "The Thing 2011 720p BRRip x264 vice" too. Soooo. . . I'm paranoid now and I'm not chancing getting into further trouble.And did you go for the big torrents or the smaller ones? Primarily seeded or leeched? Sorry, I'm just curious because I've never met anyone who actually got caught.
Posted by Jewbert on 31 July 2012 - 07:01 PM in General Chat
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