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Jake

Fuck women and their ideal form of jealousy. Save yourselves the trouble of walking around with another dude just because they fucked you.

Aug 19 2010 06:58 PM

semore
ahaha
Aug 19 2010 11:20 PM

Jake

Holy shit I just had this toasted angus sandwich shit at Quiznos and I creamed all over the place. I even creamed on the indian chick's face. THIS THING TASTED SO GOOD BUT IT'S 10 BUCKS.

Aug 16 2010 03:55 PM

emerkeng
Sounds good O_O

Aug 16 2010 04:37 PM
iargue
I remember when I was young and creamed that easily. then I grew up.
Aug 16 2010 05:06 PM

Jake

I finally passed 1 post a day for the first time in 5 years lurlz... BBL?

Aug 12 2010 04:57 AM

Jake

My cock narket rice is rising. _|_-_|_

Aug 11 2010 04:54 PM

Noitidart
whats cock narket rice? O_O
Aug 11 2010 07:09 PM
Jake
Look at below comment NOOB
Aug 11 2010 08:57 PM
Noitidart
HAHAHAHAHAA i get it!
You're an idiot. For future refrence so I can laff at this:
below comment:
"My stock market price is falling. T_T"
Aug 11 2010 11:49 PM

Jake

Selling floaterschlongs. PM me for details.

Aug 10 2010 03:25 PM

Jake

Who here has pancake titties?

Aug 09 2010 09:22 PM

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~~fxckyouguys~~
i'm hungry now :)
Aug 09 2010 11:07 PM
luvsmyncis
Alls I gots is two milk duds on my chest.
Aug 10 2010 05:59 AM
Jake
Mine are pepperoni with leftover hairs.
Aug 10 2010 08:45 AM

Jake → onlyme

Thanks I love your ASS.

Aug 08 2010 12:24 PM

Jake

You can't get rid of my army. Soon there will be Jake3, then Jake4... within months there will be Jake3000. BE AFRAID.

Aug 07 2010 03:49 PM

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Jake
Is every rocked punk a fucking cocksucker who takes dildos up their cunts and snorts coke while playing neopets?
Aug 07 2010 04:14 PM
luvsmyncis
How else are you supposed to play Neopets?
Aug 07 2010 04:33 PM
~~fxckyouguys~~
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Aug 08 2010 11:54 PM

Jake

I want a threesome with this chick and her sister..........................

Aug 07 2010 04:51 AM

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Wu12345
^ lolol
Aug 07 2010 08:02 AM
Redemptionist
Let's make it a foursome with me on top
Aug 07 2010 09:42 AM
Jake
iargue is just jealous
Aug 07 2010 03:50 PM

I know, I know. Y'all be wondering where your favourite guy is, I'm just rolling in dough, boats and hoes so I don't have time for this srry. k. P.S. If someone sees pathentic tell him to watch 'The Mist'. Garbage movie but a chick in the movie is guaranteed 100% portrayal of him (female wise ofc).

Aug 05 2010 08:35 PM

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luvsmyncis
I'm not a patronizing cunt, I'm an obnoxious little bitch. See? You're wrong again!
Aug 06 2010 05:24 AM
coqs
I was actually wondering where you went... alexispro need more trolling... everything needs more trolling :C
Aug 06 2010 05:26 AM
Jake
stella and Incantation I already said the movie was garbage. pathentic could you at least tell me your opinion of her?
Aug 06 2010 06:27 AM