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I think Brits like gravy boats, I'm kind of a 'hipster' (lack of a better term) so I like espresso machines, panini presses, snow cone machines, or I'll pull the racist card and ask you to get me a rice maker. I really need one tbh.
I had to look it up, the little cock sucker only has a Golden Globe. Thank gosh.

Hmmm... I hear that white people are big fans of gravy boats. Would you like a gravy boat? And good. Can't stand him. I kissed a guy on TV and got an emmy for it. ZOMG.

You can come as long as you buy me a toaster or other household appliance. Maybe a panini press? And no, that douche will not be invited. He kissed my fiance, this wedding would turn into a catfight.

Sweet. Can I come? As long as Chris Colfer isn't there. Asshat.

We're getting married.

You're in love with Darren Criss aren't you? O.o

You so have not been!

Finally!

I wonder wonder were you are.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkMvWyBul-E

YOUR HAIR IS ON FIRE

[20:20] <shado> I was able to pick the entire field of cotton as I sprinted through it, gonna make me a new blanket

I there now.

I am not! Promise!

DONT YOU GO RUNNING AWAY WOMAN.