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Volition
in lieu of remembrance day, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-15687522
Nov 12 2011 09:36 AM
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Vendel
Not trolling, and not just a dick either. I don't see the point of the day aside from a token gesture at those passed. Holds no real significance to me, and I'm not so insecure about my beliefs as to need a faux ceremony to reinforce them.
Nov 11 2011 12:56 PM -
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Vyers
o. i can have your neopets account now that you are not using it, right? :P
Nov 07 2011 12:33 PM -
Vendel
Be sure to take a shit before you kill yourself. When you die your bowels empty; I'm sure it would be pretty embarrassing and disgusting for people to find your dead body with shit everywhere.
Nov 07 2011 01:14 PM -
Volition
Engineering mechanics midterm just inserted a long rigid member into my anal orifice
Nov 05 2011 11:23 AM
Volition
Skyrim comes out just as my midterms finish, fuck you bethesda for trying to make me fail my finals
Nov 04 2011 10:15 AM
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Vyers
skyrim? naaaah. zelda zelda zelda zelda. i have not had a good fix since twilight princess!
Nov 04 2011 12:16 PM
Volition
Have pinkeye. wat do. touch eyes vigorously, then go touch doorknobs to rooms of people I dislike.
Oct 21 2011 10:20 AM
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jaredennisclark
All poop shares the same basic chemical makeup. It doesn't whether it is yours or someone else's. Poop is poop.
Oct 21 2011 01:11 PM -
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Darkthrone
Man I would be so pissed if people were farting on my pillow or face when I was asleep. You have shitty friends (No pun intended)
Oct 21 2011 02:58 PM
Volition
wat do, see doctor for pink eye? see doctor for pneumonia? go take midterms tomorrow? WAT DO
Oct 20 2011 12:33 PM
Volition
missed a week of chem lectures, still ahead of everyone by a year. /trollface (thank you IB chemistry)
Oct 19 2011 11:26 AM
Volition
Fucking stumbleupon, stumble in the middle of lecture, stumble upon tits
Oct 11 2011 07:43 AM
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Joanna
Lol, even if you turn off all the adult content... you'll still get tits every once in a while. I do... for some reason.
Oct 11 2011 07:58 AM
Volition
Shoes are like testicles, I feel uncomfortable with a pair dangling in my face.
Oct 10 2011 10:13 PM
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likerobots
Shoes are like tenticles, I feel uncomfortable with a pair dangling in my face.
Oct 10 2011 10:21 PM -
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Volition
They say your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. Unfortunately for Steve Jobs, he hadn't got a Flash player installed.
Oct 06 2011 10:11 PM
Volition
steve jobs was a visionary, using both sweatshop labour AND bullshit prices to make money
Oct 06 2011 06:51 AM
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Joanna
Lol, nope- missed by no one. ^^That has to be the most ignorant thing I've heard all day.
Oct 06 2011 10:31 AM -
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Volition → ShadowLink64
haha you gotta tell me the tricks, according to my floor i really suck at quarters
Sep 30 2011 02:44 PM
