60 replies to this topic

[holyfrog]

Hopefully It Isn't true, I'm too young to die and I enjoy playing Neopets. Will there be an Internet connection in Heaven/Hell?

[frostz]

Hopefully It Isn't true, I'm too young to die and I enjoy playing Neopets. Will there be an Internet connection in Heaven/Hell?

Everyone worthy of receiving the gift of eternal life will have their own personalized heaven, tailored specifically to their desires!

Edited by frostz, 21 May 2011 - 02:34 AM.

[holyfrog]

Lol, true and I hope there is television with all the channels and maybe throw in a PS3 and Xbox 360 somewhere

[ZKK]

This is a embarrassing for 'normal' Christians just to be associated with this bs

Edited by ZKK, 21 May 2011 - 02:53 AM.

[Strategist]

Its a total crock of shit...... NUFF SAID.........

/thread

Edited by Strategist, 21 May 2011 - 02:50 AM.

[luvsmyncis]

Its a total crock of shit...... NUFF SAID.........
/thread

You have no power here.
*dances to Rapture on Rapture Day*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCdS7O248g

[Volition]

woot go christians, yet another incorrect prediction on the end of days, wait why the hell does the world still listen to someone ignorant as a religious fanatic?

[crtitcmeerca]

Well the Rapture has apparently come and gone and no one was Raptured. Anyone know when the next predicted date is?? Maybe it occurs as a series of events.

[frostz]

Well the Rapture has apparently come and gone and no one was Raptured. Anyone know when the next predicted date is?? Maybe it occurs as a series of events.

the next predicted dooms day event is the 2012 thing.

[ToxicS]

"As the Miami Herald is reporting, Family Radio Network's founder Harold Camping predicts the "rapture" should begin at 6 p.m. on May 21. Interestingly, Camping's prediction just barely contradicts an older interpretation of the Mayan calendar, which many believe indicates the world will end in December 2011."



http://www.huffingto...519&title=1806_

[frostz]

"As the Miami Herald is reporting, Family Radio Network's founder Harold Camping predicts the "rapture" should begin at 6 p.m. on May 21. Interestingly, Camping's prediction just barely contradicts an older interpretation of the Mayan calendar, which many believe indicates the world will end in December 2011."



http://www.huffingto...519&title=1806_

so the hour of rapture hasn't actually arrived yet right? Theres still hope!

[ToxicS]

Well, a volcano erupted, and that's about it.

http://www.huffingto...h_n_865131.html

[Elindoril]

Well, a volcano erupted, and that's about it.

http://www.huffingto...h_n_865131.html

Eh, that thing blew up last year as well anyways, nothing too special.

[Lallard]

Wait, what if I'm at HI right now

Does that mean I get to experience rapture later than everyone else ?_?

[weaboo]

Bullshit

Will there be an Internet connection in Heaven/Hell?

[Wicked]

Eh huh.. I must of slept through it Oh well. Maybe next time!

[blackbeard]

Did the world end?

[Eyams]

I SURVIVED THE RAPTURE. GG

[crtitcmeerca]

So we'll be waiting for the end of the world in 2012? Does that mean that all predicted apocalyptic dates that occur after then are all false? Hrmmm. Philosophiscal issue. Perhaps the sense of approaching finalism is meant to spur others into living their lives to the fullest?

[frostz]

well rapture day has come and gone, and im still here. I wasn't worthy of rapture, and now im gona get armageddoned.

[Sweeney]

well rapture day has come and gone, and im still here. I wasn't worthy of rapture, and now im gona get armageddoned.

I'm starting to see the upside.

[Jake]

I'm starting to see the upside.

lol what a douche

[anbeezy]

Apparently the dick who "decoded the bible" has gon awol.

[frostz]

Apparently the dick who "decoded the bible" has gon awol.

http://www.ibtimes.c...ably-doomed.htm

However, there is no escaping his failed 2011 'Doomsday' prediction. He painted himself into a corner by using words like "guaranteed" and "without any shadow of doubt." His massive publicity campaign just made it worse.

Well his church is screwed, that is unless, harold camping was the only one who got raptured, hence his disappearance lol ...
Imo he should get Chris Angel to teach him his levitation trick, and make/distribute a video of himself being raptured into heaven. That might somewhat save his church's reputation ;<

[Alexiel]

Pfft, the rapture happened. It's just that... yknow... there were so few actually worth rapturing that no one really noticed.
Little disappointed this didn't actually happened though. Could have put a lot of things in perspective for quite a few. Not all because... well... there's just a LOT of idiots in the world.
Definitely would have been interesting though. To say the least.
But it didn't. Nothing changes. The monotonous cycle continues rolling on and on...
C'est la vie.