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[Nymh]

I forgot that I had set water on for tea.

I always forget about my tea water

[Turnip]

I forgot that I had set water on for tea.

I always forget about my tea water

That happens to me all the time x3 Yay putting the kettle on then forgetting about it!

Edited by Turnip, 17 January 2012 - 09:13 AM.

[Dolly]

I'm in my final days of moving so I'm always in and out transferring my belongings back and forth, in the process of this I left my keys somewhere and I had to break into my house, it was so cold outside the pressure I was putting on my basement window caused it to scattered, so now I need to go buy a new window tomorrow ...
At least I got inside -.-

[luvsmyncis]

A patient came in with three prescriptions 5 minutes till closing last night and I told him we could have them ready in the morning. He stormed off and made a complaint at the front saying, "If ya'll are open till 10pm, you should fill prescriptions till 10pm." Nevermind that it would have been physically impossible to register him in the system, type up the medication, bill the insurance, wait for the printer to spit out the leaflet and label, go to the shelf and grab the medication, pour the liquid, mix the antibiotic, double count the narcotic, have the pharmacist verify the medication, ring up the patient, jot down the information from the patient's driver's license for the narcotic and listen to him bitch about the co-pay all in 5 minutes.

This patient filed a complaint with corporate and claimed I didn't help him, because I was discriminating against him because he was white (as he left, I helped a black man in the drive through who was picking up a prescription that was ready). So now my co-workers keep harping on me that I hate white people, when actually- I hate all people.

[Nymh]

This patient filed a complaint with corporate and claimed I didn't help him, because I was discriminating against him because he was white (as he left, I helped a black man in the drive through who was picking up a prescription that was ready). So now my co-workers keep harping on me that I hate white people, when actually- I hate all people.

Wait a minute ...

But, aren't you ... How does that ...

[Irradium]

Wait a minute ...

But, aren't you ... How does that ...

No, he is a much more superior life-form than us.

[luvsmyncis]

Wait a minute ...

But, aren't you ... How does that ...

I am of indiscernible ethnic origin. I am brown enough for hispanic people to assume I speak Spanish, yet white enough for other people to assume I'm okay with their ranting story about how Mexicans shouldn't be allowed in this country. One patient insists I am Greek and talks only about how awesome Chris Angel is. What is clear is that I am female. (sorry, Russ) Because of that, sadly, I can never know the hardships white men face.

[redlion]

I watched a stupid film, maybe you've heard of it - The Invention of Lying. Horrible film. Riddled with plot holes. Absolutely god awful. The whole time I was thinking about how ugly Ricky Gervais is, and how Jennifer Gardner really is out of his league. Him being ugly is the least of his worries. Then I was thinking about how stupid a premise it was in the first place. Then about how stupid I was to get the film. Then about how stupid I am. Then about a stupid film. Then about a stupid infinite regressive loop.

Because of that, sadly, I can never know the hardships white men face.

Yours is a tough lot. Ours is indescribably tougher. Gamey, really. Chewy as venison jerky.

[chipmunk]

The puppy woke me up early this morning yipping and very upset, after a quick look-her-over I realized she had a turd stuck to her butt fur. Shaving puppy butts should never come before ones first cup of coffee.

At work in a meeting today we were told working this weekend was mandatory.

[Frank274]

I can't stand my roommate currently and I don't know how much longer I can go on before I snap and let all hell out. I'm sick of her "I'm from Cali so I'm automatically better than you and everyone else" bitchy attitude.

[Jaws]

I was eating Pizza with a friend, didn't realise just how oily it was.
Long story short, my pants now have a big oil spot, about 3cm in diameter in the crouch area...

[Irradium]

Got permanently silenced on the account I was planning to sell. Bang out of order on TNT's part, thank goodness.

[Inver]

Room mate woke me up at 11PM. Now I haven't been able to get to sleep. Currently 5 AM. Curse you, room mate. Curse you.

I can't stand my roommate currently and I don't know how much longer I can go on before I snap and let all hell out. I'm sick of her "I'm from Cali so I'm automatically better than you and everyone else" bitchy attitude.

We should start a club.

[Nymh]

I got one of those big swollen exploded taste buds on the tip of my tongue.

I hate those things.

[Coops]

I got one of those big swollen exploded taste buds on the tip of my tongue.

I hate those things.

Oh. Sounds...digusting. And painful.

Anyways, I dumped water on my lap... cuz I missed my mouth... >.>

[Bone]

I woke up.

[onlyme]

I woke up.

i love you.

[Kass]

I went to fill up my dogs water bowl and slipped and spilled it all over myself.

[Nymh]

I forgot about my tea AGAIN

[Nymh]

I forgot about my tea AGAIN

I FORGOT IT AGAIN SINCE I WROTE THIS

What the hell is wrong with me

[Beeboobop]

I dunno about stupid, but I woke up to find this on my desktop... couldn't help but chuckle :3

What really happened...

Your toesies ish dericious

[alleywafu]

I was using my native language in the game dc universe. I was talking privately in our group with my friends. I said "Not Nigger" in Filipino. I got banned for 3 days just because I said that the green lantern there wasn't black. I shouldn't have used the n word.

[stubbie]

I had a dream, woke up, thought it was a reality. It felt so real to the extend that I called my friend, yelled at him, and he was like the fuck?!

[Mathalaxryn]

There's some dynamite exploding near my home and when it exploded I panicked and I called my mother saying that there was an earthquake.

[yeah]

Had an incident with self-tanner. Accidentally put two coats on my right arm only, so it's way darker than the rest of me, but I forgot to do my right hand. I've been wearing a jacket for the past 2 days and I'm burning up. The stuff also dripped down and collected at the bottom of my legs. Looks kinda cool, actually.

I went to fill up my dogs water bowl and slipped and spilled it all over myself.

I *constantly* leave my pup's bowl in the middle of the floor and trip over it.

I dunno about stupid, but I woke up to find this on my desktop... couldn't help but chuckle :3

D'awww