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#201 Carialle

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Posted 15 August 2012 - 01:40 PM

I see what you did there Illusen. Bad Girl!

#202 blue

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Posted 16 September 2012 - 07:59 PM

Someone's gotten to the omelette! :o
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#203 PiratePeach

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Posted 17 September 2012 - 10:47 PM

When I get richer on neo, I'm gonna make a gallery filled with these items (but on a side account, don't wanna get frozen for it)

#204 Unchi

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 03:55 AM

When I get richer on neo, I'm gonna make a gallery filled with these items (but on a side account, don't wanna get frozen for it)


You wouldn't be the first one who's got a sex related gallery :D

#205 RenoFlynn

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Posted 18 September 2012 - 08:03 PM

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So tell me....what part of this Mynci do you have to travel through in order to complete the game?


Edited by RenoFlynn, 18 September 2012 - 08:04 PM.


#206 Nalah

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 05:34 AM

You wouldn't be the first one who's got a sex related gallery :D


I was just casually looking at peoples pages on the from the neoboards, as you do, and i came across one xD Still in progress, but you could definently tell >.<

I reckon making a shop filled with these things would be slightly amusing as well...

#207 steviehart2012

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Posted 21 September 2012 - 03:01 PM

never gonna play neopets the same way again... *wails*you evil poogles

It's not an item but I always lol'd at this shopkeeper

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SUPRISE BUTTSEX

#208 stubbie

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Posted 04 October 2012 - 03:54 AM

I don't think anyone posted this before
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"Good thing its not loaded with carrot juice."


Edited by stubbie, 04 October 2012 - 03:54 AM.


#209 Merlarva

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Posted 13 October 2012 - 09:20 PM

This post is ...intersting haha. Cherries Jubalee and pirate hotdog XD

#210 Mud

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Posted 25 November 2012 - 10:13 PM

So I'm minding my own business playing Kou-Jong, right? And then I'm like, hey, I'm getting kinda hot.

And then I see green dicks. Everywhere.
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OMG I thought I was the only one who noticed that. What are they supposed to be anyway?

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This one's called My Sister's Frilly Skirt. I just thought it sounded weird.

#211 CerberusPawsley

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 06:38 PM

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neo crack, a nice way to begin an evening of romance and debauchery.

#212 Unseelie

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 04:58 PM

Oh, like no one's ever gone on a NeoCrack bender and played Meerca Chase for twelve hours straight...

#213 CerberusPawsley

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 06:11 PM

Oh, like no one's ever gone on a NeoCrack bender and played Meerca Chase for twelve hours straight...


Thats how all the legit players get that av. Just waiting for a fish negg.

#214 Flapdragon

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Posted 01 December 2012 - 10:24 PM

This doesn't really have animation but it sounds a little bit....

Edited by Flapdragon, 01 December 2012 - 10:25 PM.


#215 Satine

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 09:19 AM

OMG, hahah just stumbled upon this thread, have been laughing like an idiot untill my boyfriend asked what I was laughing about. Had to explain that I was laughing at something from a neopets forum, he didn't think it was funny. Stupid generation gap.

#216 Sweeney

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 09:22 AM

OMG, hahah just stumbled upon this thread, have been laughing like an idiot untill my boyfriend asked what I was laughing about. Had to explain that I was laughing at something from a neopets forum, he didn't think it was funny. Stupid generation gap.


...generation gap?

#217 Frizzle

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 09:25 AM

She's 13 and is being abused by a 46 year old pervert. Obviously.

#218 Silverblizzard

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:22 AM

Me Gusta :|

Haha this thread..........has made my day while at the same time grossed me out. Hilarity with a side of ew xD

#219 Satine

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 10:25 AM

She's 13 and is being abused by a 46 year old pervert. Obviously.


Uh noo... I am 19 boyfriend is 32. Which is legal by the way in the netherlands ;)

#220 Mud

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Posted 02 December 2012 - 12:41 PM

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and i've seen a sex-related gallery with almost all of the items mentioned here...hmm

Edited by mynameismud, 02 December 2012 - 12:42 PM.


#221 Meowmeowrawr

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Posted 09 December 2012 - 01:02 PM

Uh noo... I am 19 boyfriend is 32. Which is legal by the way in the netherlands ;)


It's legal everywhere xD But it's still kind of odd... He was probably having sex before you even entered kindergarden O_o Just sit and think about that.

Anywayyyyyssss :lol2: ........ What about these? :

Posted Image "A sweet tasting fishy treat, the tentacles are the best by far!" :o


Posted Image Fun for two ;)

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#222 Blippety

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Posted 14 December 2012 - 09:53 PM

So, just read on /r/neopets that someone reported the Tempura Fried Worms for looking like a penis and now it doesn't exist anymore!?

I can sort of see what they meant... but I wonder what kind of penises they've seen to make them feel so strongly that they'd feel the need to report it:

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#223 Arnie

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Posted 15 December 2012 - 10:25 PM

You guys are all sick xD

This is the most funny thread so far

#224 OSU

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 12:45 AM

She's 13 and is being abused by a 46 year old pervert. Obviously.

It's legal everywhere xD But it's still kind of odd... He was probably having sex before you even entered kindergarden O_o Just sit and think about that.

Anywayyyyyssss :lol2: ........


LMAO @ this thread and the conversations going on! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Edited by Jacobes, 18 December 2012 - 12:45 AM.


#225 TheV

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Posted 18 December 2012 - 01:26 PM

Uh noo... I am 19 boyfriend is 32. Which is legal by the way in the netherlands ;)


High five for your boyfriend! DAMN.


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