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[Sweeney]

You've never had sex.

You don't like sex

[luvsmyncis]

You don't like sex

I also don't like clipping my toenails, but it has to be done. I suppose.

[Sweeney]

I also don't like clipping my toenails, but it has to be done. I suppose.

Says the girl who doesn't shave?

[luvsmyncis]

Says the girl who doesn't shave?

Having hairy pits doesn't bother the way my shirt fits, but if my toenails get too long, it hurts to put socks on.
If I don't have sex at least once a week, then I'd never get any exercise. Also, I do my laundry at my bf's house. So, like, double good.

[Sweeney]

Having hairy pits doesn't bother the way my shirt fits, but if my toenails get too long, it hurts to put socks on.
If I don't have sex at least once a week, then I'd never get any exercise. Also, I do my laundry at my bf's house. So, like, double good.

I love you.

[Mishelle]

Umm you're getting body sweat and everything else on your sheets....why not just I don't know...not have sex on your expensive sheets?

sweat comes out. Cum stains dont.

[LeiLani]

Tell you what LeiLani, I'll come over, sit your boyfriend down in a chair and prove to him you won't get pregnant if you have sex. He can watch and learn some moves too if he wants to.


No?


Why not?


It'll be an exciting time for all of us.




-edit-



Just saw that from Kiwi... you were 14 and he was 18....Had to have been that freshman hornyness getting to you.

Lmfaooooo, I don't think he'd like that very much

[Futurama]

Lmfaooooo, I don't think he'd like that very much

He obviously doesn't like sex. Trollololol. Lol just playing with you. It's yours and his choice, I can't really make fun of someones personal choices.

[LeiLani]

It's not like you weren't ever curious about it either

I always thought sperm was more on the bitter side than the salty side o; maybe my taste buds are out of whack?

[Sweeney]

I always thought sperm was more on the bitter side than the salty side o; maybe my taste buds are out of whack?

Everyone tastes different.

[Waser Lave]

Asparagus.

[LeiLani]

He obviously doesn't like sex. Trollololol. Lol just playing with you. It's yours and his choice, I can't really make fun of someones personal choices.

No it's okay, I try to make him have sex with me and it doesn't work -.- I feel like a rapist lmao.
And ahhh today I was giving him a bj in a library, cause that's the only place we can see each other, and this lady saw us. LMFAO. and he was like "DAMMIT I was about to!"




I guess I shouldn't have shared that. Oh well.

[luvsmyncis]

Everyone tastes different.

I wonder if there are experts standing around in fancy dress judging these things, like wine tasters.
Taking a big whiff of it, sloshing it around in their mouth thoughtfully, and then spitting it in some girl's face.
Yes, Bob was quite woodsy but very light. Would go well with a nicely cooked salmon dish.

[Futurama]

and ahhh today I was giving him a bj in a library

*facepalm* Where in the world did you even try to hide?

[LeiLani]

*facepalm* Where in the world did you even try to hide?

It was in a college, so they have those desks where two people can sit face to face & there's a big wall in between,
and it was in the back, covered by bookshelves

I wonder if there are experts standing around in fancy dress judging these things, like wine tasters.
Taking a big whiff of it, sloshing it around in their mouth thoughtfully, and then spitting it in some girl's face.

That must take a lot of sperm.

[Waser Lave]

No it's okay, I try to make him have sex with me and it doesn't work -.- I feel like a rapist lmao.
And ahhh today I was giving him a bj in a library, cause that's the only place we can see each other, and this lady saw us. LMFAO. and he was like "DAMMIT I was about to!"




I guess I shouldn't have shared that. Oh well.

That reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were having sex on the subway and everybody was just watching while she bounced up and down.

[LeiLani]

Asparagus.

I think it was the fish. ._.


EDIT:


Whoaaa! That's really kinky. No one recorded it?

Edited by LeiLani, 01 August 2012 - 03:07 PM.

[Futurama]

That reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were having sex on the subway and everybody was just watching while she bounced up and down.

Eh, I've seen worse on the L in Chicago.

[Ladida]

That reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were having sex on the subway and everybody was just watching while she bounced up and down.

This will never stop being funny.

[ShadowLink64]

That reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were having sex on the subway and everybody was just watching while she bounced up and down.

What a classic.

[Sweeney]

Every time.

[Frizzle]

That reminds me of the time me and my girlfriend were having sex on the subway and everybody was just watching while she bounced up and down.

Ahh pure nostalgia.

[Jewbert]

I always thought sperm was more on the bitter side than the salty side o; maybe my taste buds are out of whack?

I've never actually stopped to taste it. Once it goes in, immediately swallow. I've never savored the flavor. But yeah, everyone is different. I've heard their diet can play a role on how their come tastes. More protein = saltier and more bitter.

[Frizzle]

I've never actually stopped to taste it.

I can only imagine you as a very busy business women stopping occasionally for a frappuccino and a blowjob.

[Jewbert]

I can only imagine you as a very busy business women stopping occasionally for a frappuccino and a blowjob.

Hahahaha! Visualizing that made me laugh. Pffff!