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[NapisaurusRex]

Best reason to have a kid EVER.

LMAO. Considering my other reason was to have a dragon baby so my children are astrologically compatible with me, I think I'm doing fairly well.

[redlion]

Wait, I don't even... what?

What?

Spoiler

I can't even form a sentence. I've been alternately snorting and pondering for the past minute, trying to work that one out.

[Sweeney]

Chinese zodiac.

[Frizzle]

I feel comfortable talking about my vagina and the things it puts me through to you three.

I'm cool with the whole period thing, being natural and all. Just the density and flow information is putting my male brain into retreat mode.

[Mishatu]

I've got the regular time of the month, then I've got the other time of the month where I get one single cramp that forces me to crawl into fetal position and beg my deity of choice to stop STABBING ME THROUGH THE FUCKING ABDOMEN.

Like, it legitimately feels like I'm being stabbed downwards through the navel with a white hot dagger.

Once I was giving plasma and they couldn't find the stupid vein, so they were poking around in my arm with a needle. The lady was like, "I'm sorry, I know it hurts," and I was just kinda like, compared to the pain I've had to suffer at other times? This is nothing.

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm cool with the whole period thing, being natural and all. Just the density and flow information is putting my male brain into retreat mode.

I hate it when it's chunky.

[Suou]

I never really got bothered by kitchen/sandwich jokes until I had someone say one to my face. I was already a bit cranky that day because I had to wake up at 5 AM to cut down/remove trees that were leaning dangerously over a road in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, then when I was on the way to the greenhouses to check on everything and activate the irrigation system a herd of jackasses asked me where I had been all morning and I explained that I was working on the wooded areas on either side of Bumfuck Road.

To which they responded, "Hey, I didn't know they had a kitchen in the woods there!"

I probably should've just brushed it off, but I was really kind of infuriated. I wanted to beat them with a cactus.

[Mishelle]

My ex says he misses me. Idk what he misses we have sex all the time.

On another note. I hate when my period plays peek a boo with me.

[Waser Lave]

Besides the whole, you know, BNP thing Lee's got going on.

Didn't he grow out of that phase? Our police are banned from supporting the BNP too, they can actually be sacked for it.

[Frizzle]

Didn't he grow out of that phase? Our police are banned from supporting the BNP too, they can actually be sacked for it.

All members of the police force are banned from becoming members of any political party, which includes conservatives, liberal democrats and labour. Who you support, vote for, and openly campaign for is a different story.

[Shwag]

My ex says he misses me. Idk what he misses we have sex all the time.

Probably time to stop sleeping with him then. I'm sure the sex is good, but if you want nothing more for the relationship it may be best to move on, especially if he is getting more emotionally attached.

[Syntax]

I hate it when my period's like ten days late, then I get really worried, and the stress from worrying causes it to come much later and in general I just fucking hate irregular periods.

[Suou]

Going back to like the second page of this topic, I took several of you guys' advice on the razors and bought one of the nicer Venus ones.

Where has this been all my life?

Thanks everyone for the suggestions. c:

[trizzle]

This reminds me. You know what's amazing? Freshly shaved legs + fresh sheets <3 Ahhhhhh so nice.

LMAO. Considering my other reason was to have a dragon baby so my children are astrologically compatible with me, I think I'm doing fairly well.

Napi you're awesome

[yeah]

I never really got bothered by kitchen/sandwich jokes until I had someone say one to my face. I was already a bit cranky that day because I had to wake up at 5 AM to cut down/remove trees that were leaning dangerously over a road in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, then when I was on the way to the greenhouses to check on everything and activate the irrigation system a herd of jackasses asked me where I had been all morning and I explained that I was working on the wooded areas on either side of Bumfuck Road.

To which they responded, "Hey, I didn't know they had a kitchen in the woods there!"

I probably should've just brushed it off, but I was really kind of infuriated. I wanted to beat them with a cactus.

I actually have never heard a guy make those jokes irl, only girls. Edgy.
Bumfuck Road oh my god

[Mishelle]

I keyed my ex bfs car today.

I hate when you shave and the hair starts to grow back.

[luvsmyncis]

I hate when you shave and the hair starts to grow back.

I hate that feeling more than I enjoy the feeling of being smooth. So I just don't bother anymore.

[Nymh]

Some days, I just fucking hate my boyfriend.

[Mishelle]

I hate that feeling more than I enjoy the feeling of being smooth. So I just don't bother anymore.

Most of the time I just say fuck it but sometimes I just get bored and I feel like shaving. I want to try the No No to see if it actually works.

[Turnip]

I've got the regular time of the month, then I've got the other time of the month where I get one single cramp that forces me to crawl into fetal position and beg my deity of choice to stop STABBING ME THROUGH THE FUCKING ABDOMEN.

Like, it legitimately feels like I'm being stabbed downwards through the navel with a white hot dagger.

..... T-that happens to you as well?? ;____;
Except that happens on the first day of my period if I don't take ibuprofen the second I wake up, hehhehe....

[Nymh]

Can't say I hate Jay but I can say that some days I could choke him lol

Let's analyze this pattern

Him: "It is your job to tell me what you want so that I can make you happy"
Me: "I want X"
Him: (list of reasons that he hasn't, can't or won't do that, things that must be done first, etc)
Me: "Um, ok, so what should we do?"
Him: "I don't think you appreciate how hard I work for this family"
Me: "Why does it always come back to that?"
Him: "Maybe we should just fucking break up."

*kicks things*

[Mishelle]

Ughhh I hate it when guys do that shit. They start the conversation about you then magically turn it back around to them and how hard their life is.

[luvsmyncis]

Then just break up. You can never 'appreciate' him enough, and if he's unwilling to make adjustments to make you happier, then fuck it. I mean, shit will be hard, you have two kids and are out of work, but enough is enough. I'd rather be heartbroken and out on my ass than tolerate a man who doesn't recognize this is a partnership and he's not the only thing that matters. The same argument over and over solves nothing.

[Nymh]

Then just break up. You can never 'appreciate' him enough, and if he's unwilling to make adjustments to make you happier, then fuck it. I mean, shit will be hard, you have two kids and are out of work, but enough is enough. I'd rather be heartbroken and out on my ass than tolerate a man who doesn't recognize this is a partnership and he's not the only thing that matters. The same argument over and over solves nothing.

Alright, done.

[NapisaurusRex]

Alright, done.

That was fast.