Let's see it. I will judge it by how impractical it is compared to it's original purpose.
Also, I had to get creative because you people are too good.
You only have yourselves to blame >.>
The only over-sized item I have is a giant teacup, and you said no cups.
It's snowing and I don't have any intention of going out tonight, so it looks like Nymh is the winner.