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[Karla]

Working for moronic supervisors. OMG it's so annoying >_<

And oh god, those eyelashes. ..

Edited by Scrafty, 24 June 2014 - 07:24 AM.

[Halcyon]

- Blind faith

- Tumblr girls

- When stupid people think they're smart

- Radical feminists

- Slow walkers

- Narcissists 

- Kids born into wealth

- The Kardashians

- Fans of the Kardashians

- Justin Bieber's face

- When people engage me in small talk

- When parents don't discipline their children so that other people have to deal with their bullshit

- 99.9% of fanfiction

- People who think they're winning an argument by being loud, profane, and clapping their hands to every syllable. 

Edited by Halcyon, 24 June 2014 - 12:55 PM.

[Lenaryle]

When it's a nice day but you walk outside and the humid just attaches to you like a demon. 

 

Such nice days but I hate the heat.

[Frizzle]

People who feel like them being offended is important in any shape or form.

[Nanarie]

 

 

 

 

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I was walking around Manhattan and I saw a mercedes with pink eyelashes. Or it might have been an audi, I can't remember. Some kind of luxury car. The sheer horror from seeing eyelashes on a car blinded me to everything else.  

Edited by Nanarie, 24 June 2014 - 05:53 PM.

[jonis]

People in general grind my gears. There are just too many instances to list. Here are a few

- People blocking the isles in grocery stores. Yes I'd like to pass!

- People reversing on highways.

- People going in the wrong direction on highways

- People screaming in their cells on the train.

- People not flushing the toilet

- People not washing their hands after using said toilet

- People

- People feeding birds by throwing seeds on their lawns. Yes, rats like those seeds too...

 

etc. etc. etc.

[Waser Lave]

Today I'm going for people who walk right in the centre of the pavement rather than either side and/or who swing their arms when walking. As a result, because I tend to walk faster than most people, I end up having to decide whether to walk in the road (cars live there), on the grass (why the hell should I?) or attempt to stay on the pavement while trying to judge the distance between me and selfish pavement walking person and avoid an accidental, non-recreational smack in the balls. In the end I usually end up having to walk on the grass but make sure that I walk so far on the grass that they know for sure that I'm having to do it because their fat arse is in my way... Bastards.

[NapisaurusRex]

Today I'm going for people who walk right in the centre of the pavement rather than either side and/or who swing their arms when walking. As a result, because I tend to walk faster than most people, I end up having to decide whether to walk in the road (cars live there), on the grass (why the hell should I?) or attempt to stay on the pavement while trying to judge the distance between me and selfish pavement walking person and avoid an accidental, non-recreational smack in the balls. In the end I usually end up having to walk on the grass but make sure that I walk so far on the grass that they know for sure that I'm having to do it because their fat arse is in my way... Bastards.

Yung does this. Or he'll walk on the left. It drives me nuts.

[Waser Lave]

Yung does this. Or he'll walk on the left. It drives me nuts.

 

I repeat, bastards. He should take a good, hard look at himself.

[Frizzle]

Bring an air horn and people will magically make way for you.

[luvsmyncis]

non-recreational smack in the balls

Oooooh. I think I should walk in the center of the pavement more often. *swings arms, greedily*

[Ali]

People on the tube who haven't learnt that on escalators, the right is for standing around and dilly-dallying, the left is for those of us who need to get places. 

[luvsmyncis]

People on the tube who haven't learnt that on escalators, the right is for standing around and dilly-dallying, the left is for those of us who need to get places.

Oh my god, I know I said I was too old to give a shit about anything anymore, but this right here makes me want to stab people in public. I HAVE TO KEEP MOVING, PEOPLE.

[Waser Lave]

Oooooh. I think I should walk in the center of the pavement more often. *swings arms, greedily*

 

When you've been married as long as I have you need to find ways to spice things up a bit, you know.

[Rocket]

Here escalators are not wide enough for two people to stand side-by-side let alone leave room for someone to pass, you'd literally have to be sucking it in and leaning off the side for someone to get by.

[Waser Lave]

Here escalators are not wide enough for two people to stand side-by-side let alone leave room for someone to pass, you'd literally have to be sucking it in and leaning off the side for someone to get by.

 

Great for fire safety right there.

[Ali]

Here escalators are not wide enough for two people to stand side-by-side let alone leave room for someone to pass, you'd literally have to be sucking it in and leaning off the side for someone to get by.

London would grind to a halt and I would probably kill someone.

[Strategist]

I hate it when the piss gets on my hands when it's supposed to be going into the mouth -_-

[NapisaurusRex]

I hate it when the piss gets on my hands when it's supposed to be going into the mouth -_-

Couldn't you just lick it off your hands though?

[Strategist]

Couldn't you just lick it off your hands though?

It's not the same though. It's tainted.

[Tetiel]

Mmmm... sterile salty nitrogenous waste water...

[Cyo]

All these fucking nettles amongst my beets.

Gotta slow down the weeding by taking them out from the stem, which slows down my overall pace. Shiiieeeet.

[Waser Lave]

Mmmm... sterile salty nitrogenous waste water...

 

Dasani?

[Rocket]

When you've been married as long as I have you need to find ways to spice things up a bit, you know.

 

WASER IS MARRIED??

 

There goes my hopes and dreams of having little badger babies

[Cyo]

WASER IS MARRIED??

 

There goes my hopes and dreams of having little badger babies

Just find an indian and you'll have badgers in no time.