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[Shannon]

When people piss on the toilet seat/don't flush.

Ugh. Hate that. Girls are the worst about this. Some don't actually sit on the seat so they get it everywhere and then don't clean it up. So disgusting.

[Swar]

Selfie stick, or whatever it's called. 

[Alexiel]

I've always cleaned up my table before leaving. I mean, it's not their job to clean your mess.

 

 

Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you realized there were some restaurants in which when you leave the employee takes your tray, dishes, silverware, trash, etc. and then clean off the table.

Some places actually do that still.

Pizza Hut for example.

It's expected to have at least some mess left behind. Anything from a little bit of parmesan or pepper that escaped the plate, maybe condensation from that glass that's been sitting there for awhile, or even wadded up napkins at best... but it can easily get worse depending on the party (I'd imagine it's especially worse cleaning after a large family with young children).

 

But unlike the average person who leaves things as is we'll leave it spotless, food waste and napkins separated from the dishes while dishes & silverware get stacked in such a way it could easily & quickly be taken to the kitchen.
When they come to clean down our table when we leave the only thing they'll have to really do pick up is the tip.

 

Or in the case of a fast food restaurant... you've never left a single rogue strand of lettuce or noticed maybe a smidge of pepper didn't quite get wiped up? I admit it. I'm guilty. But now it's as spotless as we're able to get it without the tools their employees have (which is weird since it's not their job to clean up other people's messes). 

 

 

Since then we've become more anal about cleaning up after ourselves before we leave any restaurant... even if it's "just" McDonalds.

 

 

I wasn't saying we don't clean up after ourselves. I'm just saying we go beyond the average joe's definition of cleaning up after ourselves.

Hell, I've seen employees "clean up" after a customer and it still look like crap. So... 

 

But I'm sorry Mr. Holier Than Thou. 
I guess I'll start carrying a bottle of cleaner and a rag to make sure it's up to YOUR standard of eating out.

I'll also be sure to let wait staff know it's no longer their job to clean up after customers next time I see them doing just that.

[Swar]

lol u mad?

[Fikri]

when people say "wait for it" but don't wait long enough before revealing the surprise.

[Lucian]

I've always cleaned up my table before leaving. I mean, it's not their job to clean your mess.

 

Wait, we're just talking about fast food restaurants right?

[Swar]

Wait, we're just talking about fast food restaurants right?

Yeah, at least it was what I was referring to. Of course in other restaurants they have to clean the dishes

[Liesa]

"OHH I SEE YOUR STORE CLOSES IN 2 MINUTES LET ME JUST LOOK AROUND" - customer

 

Said customer proceeds to stay until 10 minutes past closing and buys nothing and creates a mess I had cleaned beforehand.

 

"HEHEHE don't bother cleaning that up they LIKE having something to do" - customer

 

Yes I would like to beat your ass. 

 

As well as any incidence of being hit on or when people act like my life is going no where because I work in retail part time while in school*.

 

* My life is going no where for reasons unrelated to working in retail. HAH. 

 

*sobs* Yes this! The shop I work in closes at 8 and 10 minutes before we do there's always people coming in trying to do their full on grocery shopping.

For God's sake it's 8PM on a saturday, we'd like to have lives too! Leave! 

[Karla]

Having to wait for Deviantart to take down stolen images.  They take forever and they may not even take the image(s) down when they get to my report.

 

This is why I don't post there anymore.

[Rocket]

when the boss goes out of town and leaves karen in charge. fuck karen.

[LittleBambi]

When people tell me my hands are shaking. Especially when it's people that know me and know of my trembling. My hands tremble, I can't help that. It's not like I can say "Hey hands, stop trembling!" It doesn't work like that.

Or what annoys me too is my aunt always saying "Stop trembling. You should be over that by now." Over what? My hands have been trembling since as long as I know. I don't know why and I don't know how to stop it, so it just really annoys me when people pay attention to it or are saying to me I should stop. I'm trying to forget that I have that problem. I hate it. Don't they know I would stop it if I could. It's not like I'm trembling for fun : /

[Fikri]

when the barber asks me difficult political questions while holding a scissor an inch or two away from my throat. forget the haircut... get me out of here!

[NapisaurusRex]

People who look at a burrito with one open end and one closed end, then deliberately take bites from the closed end, and bitch when the food falls out the other side.

[Shannon]

When you're supposed to be packing for a month-long trip and all you want to do is curl up in a ball and watch Oscar-nominated movies.

[Rocket]

When my phone dies and I'm not near a charger or computer so I can't talk to someone.

[Rocket]

micromanagers.... I had been at work for 5 minutes and my boss gets on me for the stupidest thing and I hadn't even had my coffee yet.

 

It's gonna be a long day.

 

 

then i realize i'm also micro-managing my peeps smh

[NapisaurusRex]

People who insist on a blue dress.

[Rocket]

Boss sends out YET ANOTHER email to everyone stating the order of people who should answer the phones... my name is not on this list.. yet I end up answering half the calls anyways.

 

It's not my fucking job to answer the damn phone bitches, do you job.

[Shannon]

Boss sends out YET ANOTHER email to everyone stating the order of people who should answer the phones... my name is not on this list.. yet I end up answering half the calls anyways.

 

It's not my fucking job to answer the damn phone bitches, do you job.

I bet it's Karen's job to answer the phones. That bitch.

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm going to laugh so hard when it turns out Karen is a codex member and she figures out who you are.

[Rocket]

I bet it's Karen's job to answer the phones. That bitch.

 

actually it's not her job anymore. dammit karen.

 

I'm going to laugh so hard when it turns out Karen is a codex member and she figures out who you are.

 

YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW!

[Shannon]

actually it's not her job anymore. dammit karen.

Ugh. Fuck Karen.

[Swar]

I'm going to laugh so hard when it turns out Karen is a codex member and she figures out who you are.

YOU FOUND ME! SUPRISE!

[Rocket]

YOU FOUND ME! SUPRISE!

 

OH GOD!

 

I BETTER QUIT MY JOB NOW EH?

[Swar]

OH GOD!
 
I BETTER QUIT MY JOB NOW EH?

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