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[Rocket]

You should stay away from the coffee machine... Accidents may happen...

 

Karen doesn't even know how to make coffee. Nice Try!

[NapisaurusRex]

Karen doesn't even know how to make coffee. Nice Try!

That definitely doesn't sound like an accident to me.

[Swar]

Karen doesn't even know how to make coffee. Nice Try!

Dammit... I forgot how dumb she is.

[Rocket]

That definitely doesn't sound like an accident to me.

 

well if you guys dont hear from me in a few hours... death by coffee machine.

 

RIP Rocket

[Adam]

I really really hate that my room mate will only put -his- dishes in the dishwasher, but when I wash dishes I wash all of them...

Like is that freaking hard to realise that I wash your dishes, and the nice thing to do would to  throw the 3-4 items that I have in the sink in with your stuff?

[pancakeface]

Sigh. You got me. I'm Karen.

Spoiler

[DonValentino]

When I'm in the shower and I think I hear something, and I spend the rest of the time terrified that someone is in my apartment.

[Keil]

When I'm in the shower and I think I hear something, and I spend the rest of the time terrified that someone is in my apartment.

 

Sorry 'bout that. I'll be quieter next time.

[Shannon]

Sorry 'bout that. I'll be quieter next time.

Anytime I hear something in the shower, I'm gonna imagine you creepin'. Nice member title, btw

[DonValentino]

When I'm waiting for the bus in the cold and it's twenty minutes late so I leave to get a different bus and two minutes later it goes by

[Emily]

When you just want some stupid pointed flats but your size in every color/style at a reasonable price is sold out. 

[Irradium]

When someone has told you that they love you, many times, but it turns out they never actually meant it.

[Rocket]

When I come into work and the first thing I hear is one of our tech's made a $400,000 mistake and didn't get fired on the spot.

[Keil]

When the on-campus Chipotle puts as little steak as humanly possible in you burrito and has the gall to charge full price. 

[Alexiel]

When Spotify "upgrades" yet somehow manages to have less useful features than before... including the basic frikkin Ctrl+F function. 

*cancels premium subscription*

[LittleBambi]

When people keep taking pictures of you even though you've asked multiple times not to take any more.

[Eggie]

People who waddle at a snail's pace in the mall in mass groups, successfully blocking off the hallway for anybody who happens to take more than 3 steps a minute. Then when you say "excuse me" and try to be polite, they either look at you stunned out or completely ignore you. Fucking move.

[Bear]

People who think lying by omission is not lying. Just like those who think being a smartass is not being an ass.

[Gnome]

People who waddle at a snail's pace in the mall in mass groups, successfully blocking off the hallway for anybody who happens to take more than 3 steps a minute. Then when you say "excuse me" and try to be polite, they either look at you stunned out or completely ignore you. Fucking move.

That's the worst! Especially when they randomly just stop too and you almost run into them. ARGHHHHHHH

[Adam]

When I'm about an hour or two into my sleep at 2pm, and my new roommate starts blasting music and flying his 4 rotor helicopter into fucking walls. GO OUTSIDE.

[Karla]

Artist Block.  Especially on art assignments.

 

I HATE IT.

[Swar]

How my cousin is so stupid. Her bf is ridiculously bad for her, yet she insists on going back to him.

[pancakeface]

When I'm about an hour or two into my sleep at 2pm, and my new roommate starts blasting music and flying his 4 rotor helicopter into fucking walls. GO OUTSIDE.

 

Wait...isn't he supposed to be the responsible one?

[Shisha]

When I'm driving through this trailer park and a little kid pulls out his fake gun and points it at me and my car.

 

I JUST WANT TO FLIP YOU OFF, KID.

When I'm in the shower and I think I hear something, and I spend the rest of the time terrified that someone is in my apartment.

 

@DonValentino

Holy shit, I do this all the time. And then my heart is beating and I'm freaking out for no reason whatsoever

[Emily]

When I'm driving through this trailer park and a little kid pulls out his fake gun and points it at me and my car.

 

I JUST WANT TO FLIP YOU OFF, KID.

 

That happened to me except it was two kids, and I think they were real guns... And it was on a street called Civil War Rd in SC and it was just a strange experience.