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[Rocket]

The fact that my phone still chooses duck and ducking over fuck and fucking no matter how often I use them.

[Honchkrow]

That my phone has a feature that mutes all sound and vibrations and to turn that on is to press the volume button down twice after the volume is set to 0. One press mutes sound only which i use but when i press it again to make sure its on, my alarms are screwed.

[Katya]

It really PISSES ME OFF when I'm unable to explain myself properly what I think about things, and about my lack of certain feelings. Especially to people that know me and know I'm not a sentimental bitch. Why are you so surprised about my cold reactions? You already knew I was like this. I won't change. People don't change. RELAX, YO AND EMBRACE IT.

[Gnome]

My ability to say the wrong thing at the wrong time. 

[kadoatie]

My bf's brothers wife, who is incapable of asking me anything except "are you going to work now?" while constantly staring at me.  In the four plus years that I've known her, I've never had an interesting conversation with her.  I really wish I could because it would be nice to have someone I could consider a sister.

[jinq]

28 degrees celsius and no fucking ac on the bus

[rintastic]

People who chew their food SO LOUDLY and you have to see all the bits of chewed up food in their mouth.

[tmanowen]

Ignorant Attention hogging people  : People that when they have your attention are very ignorant towards you, but when you leave them be for a moment, they want your attention back to once again, consciously or unconsciously be ignorant towards you again

[Gnome]

The fact that my phone still chooses duck and ducking over fuck and fucking no matter how often I use them.

That just makes your text messages cuter and stead of ruder. 

[Rocket]

I wont quit complaining about allergies until fall. This is probably the worse I've had them in like 10 years.

 

1. I can't wear my contacts because my eyes are super irritated and watery like a rainfall.

2. My glasses give me a headache and i'm not used to having to move my whole head to see something instead of just moving my eyes. 

3. My eyes are watering so much that it's beginning to irritate my already sensitive skin, so now under my eyes is all red and itchy.

 

fuck my life. i'm moving to alaska.

[FelisNoctua]

Ok its, weird, but when people drag their gorram feet. They just scuff along, oblivious to the noise. Notice it once and you will notice it forever. There are a couple other things that make me want to remove people from the gene pool, like littering. If you are SO sure that the whole world needs to clean up after you, you should not be allowed to breed.

[Rocket]

The guy that was going to buy my tv went MIA so now I have to advertise it all over

[pancakeface]

The guy that was going to buy my tv went MIA so now I have to advertise it all over

 

This is too much of a coincidence

 

OMG @Swarley WE WERE RIGHT.

[Swar]

This is too much of a coincidence
 
OMG @Swarley WE WERE RIGHT.

I knew it. Of course the cops will search about her everywhere, including here. She only posted this to be safe. But she can't escape us.

[pancakeface]

I knew it. Of course the cops will search about her everywhere, including here. She only posted this to be safe. But she can't escape us.

 

Rocket's too smart for the cops, meanwhile the scavenger hunt seems to be an important part of her plan but I can't figure it out.

 

Note to self. Don't buy tv from craigslist.

[Rocket]

I've got my eye on you @Swarley, you're next. 

[xSylveon]

-when old people act like dicks and expect you to be nice to them

[Emily]

-when old people act like dicks and expect you to be nice to them

 

They've seen some shit. 

[LunarMoon]

They've seen some shit. 

tru, but maybe like ridiculously mean? like "oh technology ruined your generation" along the lines of that

[Hawk]

They've seen some shit. 

You don't know that.

 

They could've lived a very sheltered life.

 

There's a nearly-retired guy at our shop that needs to be put in his place, hard.  Self-entitled, "When I ran a shop...." kind of guy.  I just need to cut him off and be like, "When you ran that shop, you ran it into the ground."  Which he did.

[Emily]

You don't know that.

 

They could've lived a very sheltered life.

 

There's a nearly-retired guy at our shop that needs to be put in his place, hard.  Self-entitled, "When I ran a shop...." kind of guy.  I just need to cut him off and be like, "When you ran that shop, you ran it into the ground."  Which he did.

 

Still seen some shit. 

[Hawk]

Still seen some shit. 

He's the milkman.  There is likely a very good reason why his company, which apparently survived multiple generations, was no longer profitable with him.  He is Captain Indecisive on top of being one of the slowest guys.

[LunarMoon]

there was this old lady at our school and she rolled over(she had an automatic wheelchair thing) my friends friend foot then promptly told her to go to hell. 

dang it, said friend twice. -.-

[Emily]

He's the milkman.  There is likely a very good reason why his company, which apparently survived multiple generations, was no longer profitable with him.  He is Captain Indecisive on top of being one of the slowest guys.

 

Yeah, cause no one gets milk delivered anymore. That I know of. 

[Katya]

Lately, this song. Ugh.

And it seems that I hear it everywhere I go. EVERY damn store I walk in has this crap playing.