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[CaptainDantes]

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no it means you're a rookie

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I prefer to think of myself as a "Phenomenal Lush."

Anyways, I'll take a quiet night with a bit of Laphroaig to 12 bud lights in a club any day.

Edited by CaptainDantes, 14 March 2015 - 11:32 AM.

[DonValentino]

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I prefer to think of myself as a "Phenomenal Lush."

Anyways, I'll take a quiet night with a bit of Laphroaig to 12 bud lights in a club any day.

 

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yeah for sure man. I don't drink beer but I can't really drink without getting drunk, like, I don't see the point. I love scotch but I can't just have one glass. I mean I can, but I want more. 

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[CaptainDantes]

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yeah for sure man. I don't drink beer but I can't really drink without getting drunk, like, I don't see the point. I love scotch but I can't just have one glass. I mean I can, but I want more. 

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Everything in moderation. Just one beer will do.

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[Swar]

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I like Jar Jar Binks. And all of the six movies.

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I installed an extension for procrastinators on Chrome that Prisca suggested. It doesn't work on me at all.

[Adam]

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I slept in only my underwear last night because my room was so warm. 'Tis the season!

[pancakeface]

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I am sick of winter.

 

Isn't that like 9 out of 12 months? Also, Canadian summers be like

 

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I slept in only my underwear last night because my room was so warm. 'Tis the season!

 

Too warm. Too humid. I went to sleep right under the air-conditioner and it was still too warm.

[Swar]

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I am sick of winter.

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I am sick of summer.

[NapisaurusRex]

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I haven't been drunk in over a year. But when I do get drunk, it takes me at least 3 days to get rid of the post-drinking laziness/soreness. Does this mean I'm getting old?

yes

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I'm old

[Eggie]

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I'm 22 and I still haven't got the slightest idea of what I want to do in my life...which freaks me the fuck out to put it bluntly.

[CaptainDantes]

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I once left later than I planned for a 4 hour car trip home. Around 2am I started hallucinating on the highway.

[NapisaurusRex]

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i'm addicted to eating cashews but I can't eat them without thinking of Dane Cook's penis and then I remember Dane and I have the same birthday and I start thinking of everyone else who shares my birthday like Edgar Cayce and Neville Chaimberland and Adam Levine then I start singing Maroon 5.

tl;dr cashews turn me into a hot mess.

[talbs]

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I'm 22 and I still haven't got the slightest idea of what I want to do in my life...which freaks me the fuck out to put it bluntly.

 

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@Eggie Wait until you're 27 and don't have an idea what you want to do with your life.

Edited by talbs, 18 March 2015 - 12:15 PM.

[Rocket]

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I'm 22 and I still haven't got the slightest idea of what I want to do in my life...which freaks me the fuck out to put it bluntly.

 

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I'm almost 28 and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

[Swar]

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I'm younger than you three and I know what I want to do with my life.

 

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I feel better when I compare myself to other people.

[Adam]

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I'm almost 28 and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

Wow you're old

[Rocket]

Wow you're old

 

ihy

 

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I'm younger than you three and I know what I want to do with my life.

 

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I feel better when I compare myself to other people.

ihy2

[Alexiel]

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I'm almost 28 and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

 

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Exact same boat. It doesn't get any clearer 11 months in either.

[Katya]

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I really thought very nicely and thoroughly about hurting the cashier at the supermarket because he glanced and gave me a sexy hot smile at me when I bought my much needed only-this-puts-me-to-sleep booze stock like I was about to throw a party for 50 and he wanted to be invited probably just to see if I was one that kind of a girls who gets in the table and perform a goddammit striptease every fucking time she gets drunk.

I sit for about an hour and a half inside my car in the parking lot making plans to knock him down with a bat I keep between the car seats as soon as he'd get out.

Then I drank some beers and forgot what I was doing there and went home.

 

Now, some bottles later, I'm thinking I should actually throw a party and invite the cashier.

 

I could seduce him, and lure him into the woods, kill him and left him to rot in the middle of hundreds of trees and no one would know.

 

 

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I hate everything.

 

 

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It took me +30 minutes to write this.

 

fml

[Swar]

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I really thought very nicely and thoroughly about hurting the cashier at the supermarket because he glanced and gave me a sexy hot smile at me when I bought my much needed only-this-puts-me-to-sleep booze stock like I was about to throw a party for 50 and he wanted to be invited probably just to see if I was one that kind of a girls who gets in the table and perform a goddammit striptease every fucking time she gets drunk.

I sit for about an hour and a half inside my car in the parking lot making plans to knock him down with a bat I keep between the car seats as soon as he'd get out.

Then I drank some beers and forgot what I was doing there and went home.

 

Now, some bottles later, I'm thinking I should actually throw a party and invite the cashier.

 

I could seduce him, and lure him into the woods, kill him and left him to rot in the middle of hundreds of trees and no one would know.

 

 

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I hate everything.

 

 

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It took me +30 minutes to write this.

 

fml

 

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You're evil. I like that.

 

 

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I farted in class today. The smell...

[Katya]

You fart a lot.

[Swar]

You fart a lot.

 

I guess so. But burping is my thing.

[Karla]

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I'm in my late 20's and still a virgin.  I have the feeling my gynecologist is disappointed in me every time she asks me if I'm sexually active. XD

[Katya]

Olha a camada do ozono, vaquinha guernsey.

 

(é a única vaca de raça que conheço)

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I'm in my late 20's and still a virgin.  I have the feeling my gynecologist is disappointed in me every time she asks me if I'm sexually active. XD

 

Hey, I don't see nothing wrong with that, as long as your choice. And it's none of her business, so chin up.

Now think how you'd feel if you had to tell him you were abused when you were 7. Would be a lot worse?

[Gnome]

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I told work I was late because I was on the toilet all morning but I really just slept in because I was up until 3AM