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[pancakeface]

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I'm 22 and I still haven't got the slightest idea of what I want to do in my life...which freaks me the fuck out to put it bluntly.

 

Story of my life.

 

@talbs, rocket, llamaknight. Thank you. I needed that.

 

 

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I'm in my late 20's and still a virgin.  I have the feeling my gynecologist is disappointed in me every time she asks me if I'm sexually active. XD

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[Katya]

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I told work I was late because I was on the toilet all morning but I really just slept in because I was up until 3AM

 

 

Did he/she like the night?

 

I don't see other reason to stay up till that late.

 

Unless you suffer from chronic insomnia and you need a truckload of booze to crash. If that's the case, we should met (meet?).

[Gnome]

Did he/she like the night?

 

I don't see other reason to stay up till that late.

 

Unless you suffer from chronic insomnia and you need a truckload of booze to crash. If that's the case, we should met (meet?).

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Hah Chronic Insomnia ... Maybe. I went for a couple beers but couldn't fall asleep for the life of me. Too old to get crazy anymore!

[Katya]

First, no one is (n)ever too old for craziness.

Second, a couple of beers to sleep? Are you a girl?

Third, trying to use the bracket spoilers is messing with my brain.

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Hah Chronic Insomnia ... Maybe. I went for a couple beers but couldn't fall asleep for the life of me. Too old to get crazy anymore!

[Gnome]

First, no one is (n)ever too old for craziness.

Second, a couple of beers to sleep? Are you a girl?

Third, trying to use the bracket spoilers is messing with my brain.

Hah not a girl! A case of beer might put me to sleep. Truth usually the older you get the crazy you become, like my grandmother. 

[Prisca]

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I'm almost 28 and I still have no idea what I'm doing with my life.

You totally look way younger than that! i thought you were like 22. lol

 

 

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I'm in my late 20's and still a virgin.  I have the feeling my gynecologist is disappointed in me every time she asks me if I'm sexually active. XD

Respect! 

 

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I heart cheeseburgers!

[Swar]

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I heart cheeseburgers!

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You should try double cheeseburgers. They are the best!

[Adam]

add bae khan

[Prisca]

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You should try double cheeseburgers. They are the best!

I always eat 2 in one sitting, does that count?? 

[Swar]

I always eat 2 in one sitting, does that count?? 

Kinda. It's still not as good, though

[Prisca]

Kinda. It's still not as good, though

one day, when i am brave enough, i will try!  +Bae Khan @Adam

[NapisaurusRex]

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i'm addicted to eating cashews but I can't eat them without thinking of Dane Cook's penis and then I remember Dane and I have the same birthday and I start thinking of everyone else who shares my birthday like Edgar Cayce and Neville Chaimberland and Adam Levine then I start singing Maroon 5.

tl;dr cashews turn me into a hot mess.

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sometimes i think you people need your heads examined cause you rep all the meaningless crap i post and totally ignore when i'm hilarious

[Adam]

"you people"

 

How dare you generalize. 

 

Generalization, as an institution, is a social injustice, and needs to be outlawed.

[Swar]

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I can't wait to graduate and get money to help my parents. Not to pay back, but because they'll be ruined if I don't help lol

[Alexiel]

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I'm in love with sea horses.

I'm in love with ‘em.

They're so beautiful and cute - I’m in love with the seahorses.

They're fuckin’ unreal, I love them

 

They're like all the clocks - I love them.

I love sea horses. And I love lookin’ at ‘em

And I love SEA SHELLS.

I love sea shell things.

I love things with sea shells and sea horses on ‘em. Like blankets, and towels, and little bags.

I love ‘em.

 

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Sea horses. Forevah!

[Drakonid]

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I'm in love with sea horses.

I'm in love with ‘em.

They're so beautiful and cute - I’m in love with the seahorses.

They're fuckin’ unreal, I love them

 

They're like all the clocks - I love them.

I love sea horses. And I love lookin’ at ‘em

And I love SEA SHELLS.

I love sea shell things.

I love things with sea shells and sea horses on ‘em. Like blankets, and towels, and little bags.

I love ‘em.

 

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Sea horses. Forevah!

I liked your other name, go back to that...

[pancakeface]

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sometimes i think you people need your heads examined cause you rep all the meaningless crap i post and totally ignore when i'm hilarious

Nope. That was definitely the best confession to date. Cashews and Dane Cook's peen are totally natural associations to make anyway. Repped for speaking up for the everyperson.

 

"you people"

 

How dare you generalize. 

 

Generalization, as an institution, is a social injustice, and needs to be outlawed.

How dare you use the term outlaw so offensively. Marginalized identities beyond the law are people too.

 

I liked your other name, go back to that...

Literally came here to say the same thing. Llamaknight is the onetrueknight.

[Rocket]

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Karen put in her two weeks notice today. I'm going to miss her...

[Adam]

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Karen put in her two weeks notice today. I'm going to miss her...

Wait, is Karen someone you actually like or are you being sarcastic?

[Swar]

Wait, is Karen someone you actually like or are you being sarcastic?

 

You know how they say that when you're around ugly people, you look prettier to others? So, Rocket feels smarter with Karen around.

[Rocket]

Wait, is Karen someone you actually like or are you being sarcastic?

I dont like her.. but who else is going to annoy me to no end at work? Plus she always has the craziest stories that I get to tell you guys. No one else at work is crazy except me.

[Adam]

You are now your companies token derpasaurus! @Rocket

[shrouded]

Personally I vote we keep Karen.

[Adam]

#BringBackKaren

[Bear]

my confession is that I don't know how to make spoiler tags =/