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[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

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I drunkenly ate 3 microwaved burritos while dipping them in queso dip last night. Wish I had more.

Edited by UglyAmerican, 07 June 2015 - 12:43 PM.

[Jozie]

I like my little kitten, Little J better than my grown cat, Princess because she is tiny!

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

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I just ate enough rice for like 2 people, and mixed it with sriracha mayo at 6:20 am, while drinking cheap wine. I'm grotesque I know.

[Rocket]

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things are progressing smoothly per my previous confession. i'm getting super nervous for this.

[Kaddict]

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@Rocket, are you pregnanting?

[Rocket]

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@Rocket, are you pregnanting?

 

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unfortunately not.

[Katya]

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things are progressing smoothly per my previous confession. i'm getting super nervous for this.

 

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whatever it is, I hope it's awesome and amazing and great and and and

we seriously need some good things happening around here

[Kaddict]

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I have never wanted to just get a 70% and start my summer as much as I do right now. I should be studying my ass off for the next 3 days, but here I am.

[Derriere]

i cheat in neopets

[Kaddict]

i cheat in neopets

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I cheated on your mom

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jk, she is actually a very lovely lady. I would never do that to her.

[Rocket]

i cheat in neopets

 

[MoxieTime]

[Rocket]

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I had a heartfelt conversation with my parents last night where I ended up crying for like 20 minutes. It was my first real cry in like 8 months.

[HiMyNameIsNick]

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I don't want to leave my college. I'll miss these beautiful years.

[Kaddict]

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I had a heartfelt conversation with my parents last night where I ended up crying for like 20 minutes. It was my first real cry in like 8 months.

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so..... you still aren't pregnanting? I am clearly not good at guessing. I am a one trick pony.

[Rocket]

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so..... you still aren't pregnanting? I am clearly not good at guessing. I am a one trick pony.

I already told you no. My uterus is empty.

[Kaddict]

I already told you no. My uterus is empty.

Why do the texas longhorns use a uterus as their logo? 

[Rocket]

Why do the texas longhorns use a uterus as their logo?

Idk I'm not from Tejas.

[Cass]

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high.

[Alexiel]

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high.

 

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about to be

[Tsubaki]

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high.

 

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about to be

 

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Wishing I was.

[Swar]

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high.

 

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about to be

 

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Wishing I was.

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Hugs, not drugs.

 

 

 

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I'm in love. Fuck.

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And she moved away. Double fuck.

[Cass]

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The aftermath was pretty bad. Threw up for about an hour before I felt good again. Drugs are bad mmmkay.

[Salade]

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i've noticed that i really really really don't like being touched by men, even male relatives

[Katya]

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i've noticed that i really really really don't like being touched by men, even male relatives

 

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I was like that for a loooong time (from 10 to 23-ish years old). It was hard but then I found the one.

But still, he and my son are the only males I can really touch and not feel uncomfortable or in a verge of having a panic attack.