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[Shannon]

Sorry to hear you're having such a shitty night.
Hope you feel better after a good night's rest.
Inbox is always open if you need to chat, vent, or anything. <3

Thanks, friend. Always appreciate you reaching out

I'm sort of a masochist; can I be someone you slap, please?

Genuinely would not turn you down for that

[Swar]

I downloaded a free game today, really fun. When I was on level 20, it said I could play how much I think it's worth. I chose 0, because I don't play paid apps, but now I feel bad for them lol

[Keil]

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I tried a coffee enema before.

[ohyoufancy]

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I used to be in a really emotionally and physically abusive relationship.

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm sort of a masochist; can I be someone you slap, please?

pick me pick me

 

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I tried a coffee enema before.

vitamin c overdose is a way more educational way to do that.

[Rocket]

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I'm 3 days soda free and only have one cup of coffee in the morning. i'm hating life.

[Gnome]

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Ain't hating life anymore. Fuck it. It's not worth it to be sad and depressed. Too much to live for. I'm on top of the world and ain't nobody can stop this shine.

[Emily]

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I'm 3 days soda free and only have one cup of coffee in the morning. i'm hating life.

 

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You can dooo etttt. I'll have a soda super rarely but it feels great to not drink any.

[Rocket]

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You can dooo etttt. I'll have a soda super rarely but it feels great to not drink any.

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I just have to get over the hump. I drank way too much coke and I need to to lose weight so I figure cutting out soda is a good start. Plus I'm starting dieting again too

[Emily]

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I just have to get over the hump. I drank way too much coke and I need to to lose weight so I figure cutting out soda is a good start. Plus I'm starting dieting again too

 

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Yeah, cutting soda definitely helps. Just because of all the sugar in it. And all the other shit. Soda's just not good LOL.

[Katya]

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I want to disappear.

[WeirwoodTreeHugger]

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Me and my bf swore off drinking until our festival in july, but his dad left a whole entire jug of cheap wine in the house. I am SO tempted to make myself a drink and then make myself some eggs.

[NapisaurusRex]

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I just have to get over the hump. I drank way too much coke and I need to to lose weight so I figure cutting out soda is a good start. Plus I'm starting dieting again too

Yay! Diets!

[Rocket]

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me and the guy set a date to meet, not exact yet, but the month I'll have vacation again. so excite

[Adam]

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I am intrigued by butthole steaming.

[Gnome]

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me and the guy set a date to meet, not exact yet, but the month I'll have vacation again. so excite

Sweet! It's always fun to meet someone you have been talking to! Have a great time. Hope you get butterflies like I did!

[NapisaurusRex]

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I am intrigued by butthole steaming.

DO IT YOU WON'T REGRET IT IT'S MAGICAL

[HiMyNameIsNick]

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I just have to get over the hump. I drank way too much coke and I need to to lose weight so I figure cutting out soda is a good start. Plus I'm starting dieting again too

 

 

Cutting soda and sugars and eating no more than 1500 calories it's a healthy way to lose weight easy.

 

Source: My nutritionist

[Rocket]

Sweet! It's always fun to meet someone you have been talking to! Have a great time. Hope you get butterflies like I did!

 

I already do xD

Cutting soda and sugars and eating no more than 1500 calories it's a healthy way to lose weight easy.

 

Source: My nutritionist

 

@Jess is my nutritionist 

[Keil]

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I am more interested by what a person eats on a first date than their life's story.

 

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I am immensely conflicted in the inside to the point of an existential crisis whenever @Jess types in all caps because I don't see her as the extremely hyper or yelling type and that confuses me. Contradictions are vexatious. 

 

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I am intrigued by butthole steaming.

 

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Why would anyone do that though? I don't remember 100% but from my nursing friends said to me about enemas, steaming causes unnecessary pressure on the descending colon along with cramps and not to mention burns. And some nasty farts.

[Adam]

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I am more interested by what a person eats on a first date than their life's story.

 

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I am immensely conflicted in the inside to the point of an existential crisis whenever @Jess types in all caps because I don't see her as the extremely hyper or yelling type and that confuses me. Contradictions are vexatious. 

 

 

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Why would anyone do that though? I don't remember 100% but from my nursing friends said to me about enemas, steaming causes unnecessary pressure on the descending colon along with cramps and not to mention burns. And some nasty farts.

The nasty farts portion of these side affects makes me pleased. I might do it just for that reason >:].

[NapisaurusRex]

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I am more interested by what a person eats on a first date than their life's story.

 Me too

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I am immensely conflicted in the inside to the point of an existential crisis whenever @Jess types in all caps because I don't see her as the extremely hyper or yelling type and that confuses me. Contradictions are vexatious. 

 
 

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Why would anyone do that though? I don't remember 100% but from my nursing friends said to me about enemas, steaming causes unnecessary pressure on the descending colon along with cramps and not to mention burns. And some nasty farts.

Me too.

Sorry, I'll try not to do it. But steaming is one of those things to get excited about.

It tightens the anus. And it feels good.

Related video:

 

[iKate]

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I pooped my pants last month. Never fart when you might have diarrhea.

[Rocket]

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I pooped my pants last month. Never fart when you might have diarrhea.

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I just talked to someone about this the other day. NEVER trust a fart when you have an upset stomach.

[Swar]

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I pooped my pants last month. Never fart when you might have diarrhea.

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Oh, classic sharting. Been there, done that.