Guy came home early from work.
"Put on a dress, we're going out."
I looked to the computer screen and almost cried. "I.. I'm busy."
"No, you're not. We're going out. Today." He looked to my friend. "You too. Hurry up before I spank you both." Then he left us both with our mouths open and went to our room.
My brain: "Wait, what "
I considered not moving from my place just to see if he would do it, but then I looked to my friend, who is more than a sister to me and I almost barfed. Nop, never going to happen (no with her, anyway).
Time to put on a dress I guess. e.e