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[Susie]

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I'm excited, but scared about starting a new job in a week and a half

[Required]

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I had a fight with my gf yesterday. It is really hard for me to accept that she is always late to everything. I'm an early bird so I get nervous every time I'm running late for something and thus get angry easlily. She is very sensible. Bad combo . We are alright anyway, but that is going to keep happening forever

[Swar]

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I can't wait for tomorrow to be over.

 

Here, every year, guys who turn 18 that year have to go to the army, but only some of them are chosen to be part of it. It's in the law, so you have no choice. The day I have to go is tomorrow, and I'm already guaranteed to not be chosen, but there's a medical exam that they make even with people who don't want to join the army (more people want to than not want to), it's quite random. My biggest fear is that I'll get a random boner right before the medical exam. That'd be more than awkward.

 

I really hope I don't have to do it. Or at least that I'll be so nervous I won't be able to have a random boner lol

[Adam]

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I can't wait for tomorrow to be over.

 

Here, every year, guys who turn 18 that year have to go to the army, but only some of them are chosen to be part of it. It's in the law, so you have no choice. The day I have to go is tomorrow, and I'm already guaranteed to not be chosen, but there's a medical exam that they make even with people who don't want to join the army (more people want to than not want to), it's quite random. My biggest fear is that I'll get a random boner right before the medical exam. That'd be more than awkward.

 

I really hope I don't have to do it. Or at least that I'll be so nervous I won't be able to have a random boner lol

 

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I had that done as well, the exam is quick and quite a shock when some dude's cold hands are on your balls. It's perfectly normal to get a chub (not quite sure about a full hard on), and the doctors know that. Just don't jizz all over the place, and it'll be fine. 

wtf how do I make an extra line after my accidental quote?! I press enter and another fucking quote box comes up...oh well.

[Swar]

 

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I can't wait for tomorrow to be over.

 

Here, every year, guys who turn 18 that year have to go to the army, but only some of them are chosen to be part of it. It's in the law, so you have no choice. The day I have to go is tomorrow, and I'm already guaranteed to not be chosen, but there's a medical exam that they make even with people who don't want to join the army (more people want to than not want to), it's quite random. My biggest fear is that I'll get a random boner right before the medical exam. That'd be more than awkward.

 

I really hope I don't have to do it. Or at least that I'll be so nervous I won't be able to have a random boner lol

 

 

I had that done as well, the exam is quick and quite a shock when some dude's cold hands are on your balls. It's perfectly normal to get a chub (not quite sure about a full hard on), and the doctors know that. Just don't jizz all over the, and it'll be fine.

 

Was that supposed to be a quote or a spoiler?

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Yeah, I don't think it'll happen, it's gonna be really early and it's been really cold lately. That last part... ew

[Katya]

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I can't wait for tomorrow to be over.

 

Here, every year, guys who turn 18 that year have to go to the army, but only some of them are chosen to be part of it. It's in the law, so you have no choice. The day I have to go is tomorrow, and I'm already guaranteed to not be chosen, but there's a medical exam that they make even with people who don't want to join the army (more people want to than not want to), it's quite random. My biggest fear is that I'll get a random boner right before the medical exam. That'd be more than awkward.

 

I really hope I don't have to do it. Or at least that I'll be so nervous I won't be able to have a random boner lol

 

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When I starting reading it I was like: yeah, we had that here too until a few years ago. After that we had "national defence day" which it was mandatory for all 18 yo, but got cancelled after a girl's death"... but then I got to the boner part....

WHY GOD WHY.

[Swar]

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When I starting reading it I was like: yeah, we had that here too until a few years ago. After that we had "national defence day" which it was mandatory for all 18 yo, but got cancelled after a girl's death"... but then I got to the boner part....

WHY GOD WHY.

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This is the confession thread, what were you expecting?

But really, I think that's one of the biggest fears of guys here hahaha

[Adam]

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When I starting reading it I was like: yeah, we had that here too until a few years ago. After that we had "national defence day" which it was mandatory for all 18 yo, but got cancelled after a girl's death"... but then I got to the boner part....

WHY GOD WHY.

Boners are a normal body function WHY U GROSSED OUT 4?

 

Spote.

[Required]

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This is the confession thread, what were you expecting?

But really, I think that's one of the biggest fears of guys here hahaha

 

 

I would be afraid of that too, it would be the most awkward situation ever

[Katya]

Boners are a normal body function WHY U GROSSED OUT 4?

 

Spote.

 

Uh. I never said I was grossed out... did I?

[Adam]

"Why god why" usually means like wtffff lul

[NapisaurusRex]

"Why god why" usually means like wtffff lul

Maybe she just got an inconvenient boner off you.

[Katya]

"Why god why" usually means like wtffff lul

 

So. Wtf = gross?

Lol

 

Anyway, no, bodily functions doesn't gross me out. Frankly, there's nothing that grosses me out.

My reaction was due to.. other... eh... things, related to have an hyperactive mind. Oke? Cool.

[Frizzle]

Frankly, there's nothing that grosses me out.
My reaction was due to.. other... eh... things, related to have an hyperactive mind. Oke? Cool.

Tell me that after you've seen a man rape a snake or a decomposing baby corpse. #jobperks

[Adam]

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∩( ・ω・)∩, ( ・ω・)

Joyful

( ^ _ ^)∠☆

Congratualation

Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ

Wow!

((◣囲◢╬))y━･~

Angry

\(^o\) (/o^)/

Dancing

(ô_ô)

What are you looking at?

~

Baby

(.-.) 

Shocked, Dazzeled

(n_n)

Smile

(._.) 

We’re in trouble

(^-^)b 

Fab, Great

(-__-)

Sick, Tired

(;_

Crying

(X_X)

Death, Corpse

(T_T) 

Crying

(@_@)

Feeling Dizzy

(*^*)

Amazed

($v$)

So Greedy

(^o^)y 

Peace

($_$)

Talk business

(‘O’) 

Singing

(=_=)

Bored

(>_

Ouch!

(>>)

Look sideways

8(>_

Jealous

(*-*)

Excited, Love it!

()

Happy, Thrilled

()

Surprised, Amazed

*(^O^)* 

Can’t be happier

(♥_♥)

In Love!

(9_9) 

Didn’t sleep

(!__!) 

Sad

(*O*)

Incredible

(^o^) 

Happy Camper

(¬_¬")

Pissed Off, Annoyed

(6.6)

feint

(ò_ó)

Mad, Furious

(p_q) 

Confused

(*¬*)

Drooling (Really Excited!)

(¬_¬)

No Kidding

(-O-)

Pretentious

(õ_ó)

What the $#@

\(<.>.>)//</.>

Looking around

(>x 

Damn!

(?_?)

What???

(~_^) 

Winking

( L_____L ) ~zzz

Fast asleep

(^w^)

Happy Cat

(>w

Wacko Cat

([o]) 

Crying

(^;_;^)

Happy tears

(>.

Annoyed

(-.-)zzzzz 

Sleeping

(OwO)

Wow!

([-])

Crying

((+_+)) 

Pondering

(-_-

Messed Up

(n///n)

Shy

(==)

Little Kitten

()/~~

Bye

(xOx)

No, Don’t agree

(ñ_ñ) 

phony smile

(z_z)

Tired, Sleepy

m(_ _)m

Sleeping on the desk

(^-^)V 

V for Victory

^(*-*)^

Hands Up

( )( O . O )( ) 

Monkey Face

(;O;) 

Crying

(.O.’)

Confused

(ú_ú) 

Sad

(’_’)

Serious Face

(Y_Y) 

Suicidal

(_O_)

Duh

(u_u)

Sad

()

Are You Kidding Me?

(/_\) 

Very Sad

([-])

Crying

(o|o)

Caught by surprise

(~o~)

 You are nuts!

(>*-*>) 

Hug

(>O

Yuck!

(U_U) 

I’m so sorry

p(^^)q

Good luck

(ToT)/~~~

Sad Goodbye

(;_;)/~~~ 

Tears Goodbye

(#_#)

Beaten up

(-_o) 

Wink

(..)

Alien

(^^)//

Cheering

>^..^ 

Cat

@(*-*)@

Princess Leia

( ((>

Kenny (South Park)

//o-o\

Jhon Lenon

\(*O*)/

Fabulous

@–>— 

Rose

:©)

Pig

((((((

Escaping fast

（＾_＾）

Laughing

 (>_ 

Troubled

(´･ω･`)

Snubbed

（￣ー￣）

Smiling

(＾▽＾)

Laughing

＿|￣|○ 

Depressed

(*^▽^*)

Joyful

(≧∇≦)/ 

Joyful

m(_ _)m

Apologizing

(ToT) 

Crying

٩(-̮̮̃ -̃)۶

Cheerful

٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶

Scary Cheerful

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

Scared

=(:3)= =)* 

Bunny lying sideways

@(’:’)@

Monkey

<:3> </:3>

Mouse

_@_v

Snail

~~~((((’>

Possum

 (^･ω･^=)~

Cats

U･ｪ･U

dogs

 ・㉨・

bears

（⊂((・⊥・))⊃）

monkeys

ゞ●)))彡.

fish

(✪ܫ✪)

Happy Panda

Whistling 

♪～(￣ε￣；)

ﾌﾌﾝﾌｰﾝ･･･( ￣３￣)～♪

(；－０-);－０-);－０-)～～～ﾜﾜﾜﾜｰ♪

 ((; =ﾟ３ﾟ=))～♪

⎝≧⏝⏝≦⎠

I felt it totally necessary to post this for no real reason lol...

[Swar]

Well, this took a turn

[Katya]

Tell me that after you've seen a man rape a snake or a decomposing baby corpse. #jobperks

Well, I still have to see a snake rapist, that's for sure.
 
 

Spoiler

∩( ・ω・)∩, ( ・ω・)
Joyful
( ^ _ ^)∠☆
Congratualation
Ｏ(≧∇≦)Ｏ
Wow!
((◣囲◢╬))y━･~
Angry
\(^o\) (/o^)/
Dancing
(ô_ô)
What are you looking at?
~
Baby
(.-.) 
Shocked, Dazzeled
(n_n)
Smile
(._.) 
We’re in trouble
(^-^)b 
Fab, Great
(-__-)
Sick, Tired
(;_
Crying
(X_X)
Death, Corpse
(T_T) 
Crying
(@_@)
Feeling Dizzy
(*^*)
Amazed
($v$)
So Greedy
(^o^)y 
Peace
($_$)
Talk business
(‘O’) 
Singing
(=_=)
Bored
(>_
Ouch!
(>>)
Look sideways
8(>_
Jealous
(*-*)
Excited, Love it!
( )
Happy, Thrilled
( )
Surprised, Amazed
*(^O^)* 
Can’t be happier
(♥_♥)
In Love!
(9_9) 
Didn’t sleep
(!__!) 
Sad
(*O*)
Incredible
(^o^) 
Happy Camper
(¬_¬")
Pissed Off, Annoyed
(6.6)
feint
(ò_ó)
Mad, Furious
(p_q) 
Confused
(*¬*)
Drooling (Really Excited!)
(¬_¬)
No Kidding
(-O-)
Pretentious
(õ_ó)
What the $#@
\(<.>.>)//</.>
Looking around
(>x 
Damn!
(?_?)
What???
(~_^) 
Winking
( L_____L ) ~zzz
Fast asleep
(^w^)
Happy Cat
(>w
Wacko Cat
([o]) 
Crying
(^;_;^)
Happy tears
(>.
Annoyed
(-.-)zzzzz 
Sleeping
(OwO)
Wow!
([-])
Crying
((+_+)) 
Pondering
(-_-
Messed Up
(n///n)
Shy
(= =)
Little Kitten
( )/~~
Bye
(xOx)
No, Don’t agree
(ñ_ñ) 
phony smile
(z_z)
Tired, Sleepy
m(_ _)m
Sleeping on the desk
(^-^)V 
V for Victory
^(*-*)^
Hands Up
( )( O . O )( ) 
Monkey Face
(;O;) 
Crying
(.O.’)
Confused
(ú_ú) 
Sad
(’_’)
Serious Face
(Y_Y) 
Suicidal
(_O_)
Duh
(u_u)
Sad
( )
Are You Kidding Me?
(/_\) 
Very Sad
([-])
Crying
(o|o)
Caught by surprise
(~o~)
 You are nuts!
(>*-*>) 
Hug
(>O
Yuck!
(U_U) 
I’m so sorry
p(^^)q
Good luck
(ToT)/~~~
Sad Goodbye
(;_;)/~~~ 
Tears Goodbye
(#_#)
Beaten up
(-_o) 
Wink
(..)
Alien
(^^)//
Cheering
>^..^ 
Cat
@(*-*)@
Princess Leia
( ((>
Kenny (South Park)
//o-o\
Jhon Lenon
\(*O*)/
Fabulous
@–>— 
Rose
:©)
Pig
((((((
Escaping fast
（＾_＾）
Laughing
 (>_ 
Troubled
(´･ω･`)
Snubbed
（￣ー￣）
Smiling
(＾▽＾)
Laughing
＿|￣|○ 
Depressed
(*^▽^*)
Joyful
(≧∇≦)/ 
Joyful
m(_ _)m
Apologizing
(ToT) 
Crying
٩(-̮̮̃ -̃)۶
Cheerful
٩(̾●̮̮̃̾•̃̾)۶
Scary Cheerful
٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶
Scared
=(:3)= =)* 
Bunny lying sideways
@(’:’)@
Monkey
<:3> </:3>
Mouse
_@_v
Snail
~~~((((’>
Possum
 (^･ω･^=)~
Cats
U･ｪ･U
dogs
 ・㉨・
bears
（⊂((・⊥・))⊃）
monkeys
ゞ●)))彡.
fish
(✪ܫ✪)
Happy Panda
Whistling 
♪～(￣ε￣；)
ﾌﾌﾝﾌｰﾝ･･･( ￣３￣)～♪
(；－０-);－０-);－０-)～～～ﾜﾜﾜﾜｰ♪
 ((; =ﾟ３ﾟ=))～♪
⎝≧⏝⏝≦⎠

I felt it totally necessary to post this for no real reason lol...

Where's the fish?
<º)333<l

[Adam]

Well, I still have to see a snake rapist, that's for sure.
 
 

Where's the fish?
<º)333<l

Fuck I knew I waws forgetting something >_<

[Katya]

Well, this took a turn

Everything turns. And everyone. All it takes is one bite. And th....
Wait, that's another show. Sorry.
 
 

Fuck I knew I waws forgetting something >_<

The fish has forgiven you.

[HiMyNameIsNick]

Tell me that after you've seen a man rape a snake or a decomposing baby corpse. #jobperks

 

 

That's some 4chan content

[Shannon]

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I've made a really good guy friend since school started and I love hanging out with him, but I'm really getting nervous that he wants more than a friendship. I've said pretty often that I'm interested in other people and haven't returned any flirting, but I don't want to be too blunt and ruin the friendship. Haaaalp

[Emily]

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*internal screaming*

[Katya]

Spoiler

Had a sex/murder nightmare with someone from here.

[Swar]

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Oh my god

Great confession