66 replies to this topic

[Emily]

As if you weren't lured in with pizza on a string.

 

She promised chocolate cake too  

[Romy]

Blame Ivy, he's the one making me reiterate! Lol

I'm a little slow.

[Strategist]

Who ever says Retired is cool, is kidding themselves. They sit strap you in a wheelchair all day long in front of a single tiny TV at the front of a dank, smelly, OLD room, then force-feed your 'medicine' each meal time. Even the meals suck ass, all mashed up and basically the consistency of soup so all those old codgers with no teeth can fit in with those of us lucky enough to still have ours. Well... when I say I'm lucky, I mean, I still gots Chomper here *shows off a massive single front tooth*

 

Don't get me started on the bastards who think it's cool to shit themselves and get the nurses to clean up the aftermath...... *glares at @onlyme and @punkrockbigmouth *

[Liesa]

Congrats @Emily !

[luvsmyncis]

Don't get me started on the bastards who think it's cool to shit themselves and get the nurses to clean up the aftermath...... *glares at @onlyme and @punkrockbigmouth *

We do it because we know we're not qualified to be there. We got let in before we contributed anything to the site and way before we were old enough.

[Strategist]

Its like you're saying: "you'll deal with my shit and you'll like it, god damnit!" XD

[Drakonid]

Its like you're saying: "you'll deal with my shit and you'll like it, god damnit!" XD

I think it's more like "It's your fault, now you have to deal with my shit"

[Grimley]

Let me be the first to offer up this BEAUTIFUL device with pleasantly neon-colored gliders:

 

[Nymh]

*thumps cane on the ground ambiguously in what could be taken as either a cheer or an insult*

[Emily]

[Hawk]

 

Not quite getting it.

 

Does this mean you're all bloody and giving off a trail for sharks.... like chum?

[Emily]

Not quite getting it.

 

Does this mean you're all bloody and giving off a trail for sharks.... like chum?

 

No, it means my fin is all messed up so I can't swim very well and sharks could get me. 

[Hawk]

No, it means my fin is all messed up so I can't swim very well and sharks could get me. 

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh.

 

My reasoning is more sound somehow.

[Canis]

Wooo congrats Emily!

[luvsmyncis]

And it haunts me to this day.

 

Dramatization: 

 

 

... @Nymh

[Norava]

Whoop! @Emily