Got home a couple hours ago from my weekend away and after noticing I have fish for like a month, I haven't had the time to shower because I'm making the last preparations for my mum's birthday dinner party tonight. I'm finishing baking the cakes (can't have too many cakes). Then I'll drive to her home (preferably after a nice shower) to get the dinner done before she gets home from her massage day Carly gave her (she just wanted a "spa day" and saw my mum's b-day the best opportunity. Sneaky snake). Then I'll pick up the kids at their friend's house (WHERE'S CAVEMAN?). Then, if all starts are correctly aligned, we'll be having the best party of the year (so far). And booze. And food. Although I can't imagine any party with them.
I also made a new friend today, gave her my number if she wanted to talk more. 5 minutes later i get a text saying "How soon is now?". Obviously the only reply to that is "What difference does it make?". If you get it you're a fucking legend, if not then you suck
That's one of the best songs ever. You guys are meant to be.