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[Swar]

Neopets PS2 game <3

[Nymh]

I was looking for neopets porn and found this wtf

 

[FelisNoctua]

I was looking for neopets porn and found this wtf

 

 

Your search history must be terrifying.

[Nymh]

I like this

 

That was sarcasm I'm not weird I promise

 

Ain't no shame in liking what you like

 

 

Your search history must be terrifying.

 

Perhaps to some.

[Guppie]

I was looking for neopets porn and found this wtf

 

Whoa, whoa, whoa, who said anything about porn? This is a neopets butt thread, not a neopets buttsecks thread!

[Nymh]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, who said anything about porn? This is a neopets butt thread, not a neopets buttsecks thread!

 

There are butts in porn.

[Katya]

[DonValentino]

[Swar]

Neopets, guys. Neopets.

[Katya]

Isn't that a zafara or the hell the name is? 

 

 

 

Christ, I just google "neopets porn". The things I saw. *shivers*

[Guppie]

So I just searched e621, and there are more Neopet butts there than I expected. Some were actually pretty tasteful...most weren't.

[NapisaurusRex]

btw I am perfectly happy if you want to share your neoporn into my pms. I love that kind of stuff. Non-sexually, just like science i guess. 

[FelisNoctua]

This topic is quickly becoming terrifying.

[Amie]

 

not 100% neopets but there are still butts involved

 

also

 

artist's description:Here is my neopet eyrie shadow. It is a gentleman and very friendly neopet, now went to a date with chiller, the blue korbat. On the way to a restaurant before crossing the street, there was a puddle. And as eyrie is very gentlemanly, it prevents the chiller go to step puddle. But I think there was a detail. The gentleman had to put his jacket over the puddle so that the lady can walk on it. But eyrie did not have a jacket, he had to improvise with what he had on hand. Chiller is shameful and laughed.

Edited by Amie, 17 July 2015 - 03:28 AM.

[Sehunie]

It's a magma poogle..

but omg this shoyru though

 

 

Today's lesson: don't search for neopets related pictures.

This reminds me of a few days ago, when innocently I googled 'neopets cake' because I was curious to see if people actually ask neopets-related birthday cakes.

So I was just scrolling and I came across a cake with a babyhead in it (it was just a doll, though ), coming out of eh, something inappropriate.

I can't post this on there, so.. see for yourself, if interested xD it's all cake, though, but still weird

[iKate]

Today's lesson: don't search for neopets related pictures.

This reminds me of a few days ago, when innocently I googled 'neopets cake' because I was curious to see if people actually ask neopets-related birthday cakes.

So I was just scrolling and I came across a cake with a babyhead in it (it was just a doll, though ), coming out of eh, something inappropriate.

I can't post this on there, so.. see for yourself, if interested xD it's all cake, though, but still weird

Hahaha yeah you sent it to me, that was so disgusting lol. The people who spend time making such things are crazy.

[Ryuko]

Oh, I forgot to ask if it's okay to not be mine.

Yes mama do your thing hahaha

[Cass]

It's not a Neopet, but it could be

[Coops]

It's not a Neopet, but it could be

Totally. It's one of those veggie Chia. Aubergine.

[onlyme]

I gave it a try, to find a neopet ass, found this instead:

 

and gave up.

 

[Cybunny]

Omg, this topic, seriusly

Where do you guys find all those weird neopets fanart?

The internet is a dark weird place 

[HeavenlyRhino]

Somebody apparently wanted to be an artist for Neo and made this..(if an almost kinda-sorta neopet counts)

Spoiler

 

 

Then I also found this:

Spoiler

 

 

The purple thing is what nightmares are made of lol @Tsubaki.

 

Also this is the best thread. What made this even come to mind?

[NapisaurusRex]

The purple thing is what nightmares are made of lol @Tsubaki.

 

Also this is the best thread. What made this even come to mind?

I like butts and it's my personal goal to make sure every thread that's even remotely sports-related have at least one butt in it. The Altador Cup is sports, right??