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[Rocket]

woke up sick - still went to work - left 30 minutes later - came home and slept for 3 more hours.

 

dead.

[Swim]

omg i almost accidently called my friend on skype during class like smh im so stupid

[rezpirate]

Got a flat tire didn't get to work until 1:30

[Swar]

My biology teacher (not the son-of-a-bitch one, this one is my favorite teacher of all time, because of her I decided that I wanted to be a doctor) is taking a break to do some exams, because she might have to do a surgery (she didn't tell us what the problem was), and the substitute teacher sucks he got 2 simple questions wrong out of 4. And his explanation is nowhere near as good as my other teacher.

 

There goes the only reason I liked my Mondays.

[Cass]

Forgot to turn off my headlights. Had to jumpstart my car for the first time >_>

 

I mean, I survived, and it's only the first time, but still. Fuck that >_>

[Rocket]

My incision where I had my drain tube that wasn't glued shut itches like a motherfucker. It's not bad but it's just super annoying and uncomfortable because I can't scratch it due to a little scab.

[Swar]

It happened around 5 am, so it counts as today.

I went to the bathroom to pee, and when I open my door, I see a fucking bat in my bathroom. I rushed back to my bedroom and had to hold for some hours until my dad woke up. That was horrible.

[Rocket]

It happened around 5 am, so it counts as today.

I went to the bathroom to pee, and when I open my door, I see a fucking bat in my bathroom. I rushed back to my bedroom and had to hold for some hours until my dad woke up. That was horrible.

You're a male.. I would have peed out the window

[Swar]

You're a male.. I would have peed out the window

I actually thought about that xD but my bedroom is on the second floor, and it's really close to the wall between my house and my neighbor's, and the gap is too small. I'd probably hit my neighbor's roof xD

[Alexiel]

I actually thought about that xD but my bedroom is on the second floor, and it's really close to the wall between my house and my neighbor's, and the gap is too small. I'd probably hit my neighbor's roof xD

 

That's what gutters are for?  lol

I mean, it's not like birds and other animals aren't pooping and peeing up there already. 

[Rocket]

I actually thought about that xD but my bedroom is on the second floor, and it's really close to the wall between my house and my neighbor's, and the gap is too small. I'd probably hit my neighbor's roof xD

 

vv that's pretty much what I was going to say

That's what gutters are for?  lol

I mean, it's not like birds and other animals aren't pooping and peeing up there already. 

[Swar]

That's what gutters are for?  lol
I mean, it's not like birds and other animals aren't pooping and peeing up there already. 

That's not very common here, I live in a very rural area and his roof is so old, it makes loud noises whenever something hits it lmao

[Rocket]

That's not very common here, I live in a very rural area and his roof is so old, it makes loud noises whenever something hits it lmao

 

random isolated rain

[Swar]

random isolated rain

Yellow rain

[NapisaurusRex]

Today my oldest monster went to public school.

[Katya]

Not today per se but still valid.

Three more days and the Three Tiny Humans return to their summer camp until mid September.

I've been smelling them a lot. Sensory memory is a fantastic thing.

[Rocket]

I have a narrow stairway to get up to my apartment and it has a 90 degree turn and right in the corner this morning was a HUGE ugly spider! I was like oh hell no and stood there for a few minutes before sucking it up and covering my face and running down the stairs. My heart was beating so fast.. I wont be able to see it going up the stairs but I know it's going to be there when I turn the corner to go in at lunch. I'll have to get out my spider spray and kill some motherfuckers.

[Guppie]

Not very bad, just really cringeworthy.

 

I caught up with some old friends and they brought someone along I knew, but not too well. We discussed sexuality and it was mentioned that I'm bi. A very very interesting conversation followed.

 

New guy: "Wow, you're bi? But you're married to a guy?"

Me: "Yeah, well, that's kind of the deal with bisexuality, you like both genders :')"

New guy: "So you've had girlfriends before?"

Me: "I haven't."

New guy: "So how do you know you're bi then?"

Me: "Because I had sex with girls."

New guy: "Yeah... but you didn't have a relationship, so you're not really bi"

Me: "Ah... so if you have buttsex with a guy, but don't have a relationship with him, you're not gay?"

New guy: "That's... different..."

Me: "How?"

New guy: "I mean come on, all girls experiment! So why haven't you had a girlfriend then? Couldn't find the one?"

Me: "Nah, that wasn't it. I think girls are hot but I can't stand the drama, so I would never want to be in a relationship with a girl."

New guy: "So... not really bi?"

 

 

Me: "Listen kid, I just don't like dating girls. There are plenty of guys who f,ck around but don't want a girlfriend."

 

He dropped the subject. Such a thick skull ;__;

Ugh. Until I started actually dating a woman, I had some conversations like this.

 

It's weird how people choose to judge whether someone else's sexuality is "legitimate".

[pancakeface]

Got a dental procedure done and now the anesthesia is wearing off.

 

Also, I can feel phantom vibrations from my nose to my neck as a result.

[Cass]

Been cleaning out my workshop all day to move a lot of stuff to the attic. Getting all my craft supplies to fit in their respective boxes has proven to be a nightmare. I've been hoarding way too much materials.

[Adam]

I made my way to the kitchen only to find that someone ate a slice of my pizza. . . this is not cool.

 

Oh and my wife didn't make any coffee =[.

[NapisaurusRex]

I'm applying for jobs and they want me to take like 50 question long math tests and my anxiety is through the roof.

[Cass]

I'm getting sick and whining like a five-year-old because of it

[Fikri]

watched a celebrity wedding show with my elder sister and i remarked, "why is it always the ugly guys who score the beautiful chicks? life is so unfair..." and she was like, "oh, don't worry, you'll get a pretty wife."

 

[pancakeface]

Barely one day after my dental procedure and now I have food poisoning. send help