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[Karla]

My birthday present: Fat-shaming from my mother.

[Swar]

A bunch of assholes in the row in front of mine kept talking during the whole movie, and they didn't even like Star Wars. Why the fuck?! And of course, they were the only ones, and had to be close to me

[Blanc]

NO WHATS APP FOR BRAZIL

Okay, I'm just crazy because I only talk with my crush by Whats app. 2 fucking days without him/her.

[Waser Lave]

No sleep at all, going to be a long day...

[Kass]

My computer is having major issues... I system restored 5 times before I got it to work, and I have to do this every time I want to use my computer now. I don't have a job so I can't get it fixed Lets hope I can get one next semester...

 

Also, woot! 400 posts

Edited by Kass, 16 December 2015 - 10:12 PM.

[Mishelle]

I've never in my life met such a blatant asshole as I did tonight.

I went to a bar that I used to go to all the time when I was in college with my friends Jessica and Edgar. Edgar got up to go to the bathroom and when he left this guy just grabbed the chair and sat in it without asking if it was taken or anything. So I told him super nicely that that seat was taken. And he's all "yes it is, it's taken by me now" and I just rolled my eyes and said whatever because Edgar was coming back and once the guy saw him he was like "oh, you can have it back now."

I don't even know why I attempt to be nice to strangers anymore. Especially college douchebags.

[Honchkrow]

I've never in my life met such a blatant asshole as I did tonight.

I went to a bar that I used to go to all the time when I was in college with my friends Jessica and Edgar. Edgar got up to go to the bathroom and when he left this guy just grabbed the chair and sat in it without asking if it was taken or anything. So I told him super nicely that that seat was taken. And he's all "yes it is, it's taken by me now" and I just rolled my eyes and said whatever because Edgar was coming back and once the guy saw him he was like "oh, you can have it back now."

I don't even know why I attempt to be nice to strangers anymore. Especially college douchebags.

 

Pee on him, maintain eye contact, assert your dominance.

[Swar]

Wait, six bananas causing potassium poisoning? Bullshit.

[Blanc]

Wait, six bananas causing potassium poisoning? Bullshit.

 

I think it's because the large amount of potassium consuming causes poisoning. Everything in a huge amount causes bad for our bodies D:

[Rocket]

Day 4 still no sleep... nothing is helping... I'm 2 seconds away from losing my shit.

[danibanani]

Before y'all think you had a bad day so far;

 

This is how my day started, I slept in, today is PJ day for my oldest, so she was ready for school when I got up, even made her lunch herself, but the BEST part? I woke up late, and my youngest shithead boy, peed the bed last night, he was sleeping in my bed, he crawled in in the middle of the night, and guess who got pissed on, and didn't wake up at all because I woke up late?? I DID!! And guess who had to run her kid outside in the cold to catch the bus covered in piss pyjamas so she wouldnt be late?? MEEEEE 

So I smelled of piss, looked like shit because I'm sick and avoided the other parents there like the plague because of it, woofuckinghoo

 

fmfl

[Swar]

I think it's because the large amount of potassium consuming causes poisoning. Everything in a huge amount causes bad for our bodies D:

Of course that's what he meant by that, but six bananas are nothing. According to various sources, you would need to eat 400 bananas to die from potassium poisoning. Heck, you even need ~10 a day to get enough potassium.

[Rocket]

ITT: If you've done something Frizzle has a friend who almost died from it in the past.

[Blanc]

Of course that's what he meant by that, but six bananas are nothing. According to various sources, you would need to eat 400 bananas to die from potassium poisoning. Heck, you even need ~10 a day to get enough potassium.

 

Maybe bad lucky

[NapisaurusRex]

Wait, six bananas causing potassium poisoning? Bullshit.

You should be fine as long as you have sufficient amounts of all the other iums in your body. Which is unlikely, but still.

I have mixed feelings. A friend with the same condition, who underwent the same surgery (without the neck stuff), told me I need to get my ass to the ER. But it doesn't feel like an emergency and I can't afford another bill.  My recovery has been good mostly. But now I am losing the ability to look down and there is a lump in my incision, I don't know what to do. I have no primary care anymore because I had to change my insurance just to get this damn surgery. 

Do you have an urgent care in your area? I drive an hour to the city and save a few hundred when I 'need' er. A lump could be a sign of something serious, especially if you can't look down. You wouldn't want to have unnecessary physical pressure on your nervous system cause it could cause lifelong issues. If you have a fever also, then you do need to get to an ER or something ASAP cause an infection that close to your brain can kill you pretty quick.

[Swar]

You should be fine as long as you have sufficient amounts of all the other iums in your body. Which is unlikely, but still.

Even if the sources are wrong about the 400 bananas, I used to eat at least 15 a day when I was a kid lmao I'm pretty sure I'm not dead or am I?

[Frizzle]

Facebook has already spoiled a major part of Star Wars for me...

Wait, six bananas causing potassium poisoning? Bullshit.

Seriously. He got a huge stomach ache and had to go to hospital.

ITT: If you've done something Frizzle has a friend who almost died from it in the past.

Yeah because prescription drugs don't kill anyone

"There were 43,982 drug overdose deaths in the United States in 2013. Of these, 22,767 (51.8%) were related to prescription drugs.1
Of the 22,767 deaths relating to prescription drug overdose in 2013, 16,235 (71.3%) involved opioid painkillers, and 6,973 (30.6%) involved benzodiazepines.
People who died of drug overdoses often had a combination of benzodiazepines and opioid painkillers in their bodies."
Source: CDC

[Adam]

I was notified that I'm for sure working new years week from 6PM to 6AM...I make the biggest move on my life the next week...I have a lot more shit to do than be tired all fucking day .

[Ali]

Annual rigmarole of going through 60 pages of forms to keep my loan violins/bows and get the insurance sorted on them.

[Guppie]

No sleep at all, going to be a long day...

I slept alright, but the two people sharing my apartment didn't. I'm still trying to get them up so they'll be ready to go see Star Wars in a few hours.

 

I woke up feeling sick. Still waiting to feel healthy

[Waser Lave]

I slept alright, but the two people sharing my apartment didn't. I'm still trying to get them up so they'll be ready to go see Star Wars in a few hours.

 

I woke up feeling sick. Still waiting to feel healthy

 

It would be nice to be able to sleep during the day instead of having to go to work.

[Ali]

It would be nice to be able to sleep during the day instead of having to go to work.

Well start by getting a job that means you don't get up at 5...

[Waser Lave]

Well start by getting a job that means you don't get up at 5...

 

Are you saying 5am isn't a perfectly cromulent time to wake up?

 

(And yeah, that is the plan. As you're well aware...)

[Blanc]

Stomach hurts now And I'm pretty bored

[Ali]

Are you saying 5am isn't a perfectly cromulent time to wake up?

 

(And yeah, that is the plan. As you're well aware...)

I'm saying 5am isn't a time.