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[Rocket]

Certified payroll mistakes... that they catch a year after we've been submitting/paying our guys... fml Monday

[Blanc]

Had a discussion with my best friend, now we'll not talk each other for a long time

[Fikri]

a girl told me my zipper is open and i immediately covered my crotch and she was like, "no, your backpack...".

[Kass]

To congratulate me on making it into my college's school of music, my dad told me he would laugh at me and say I told you so when I am poor and living in a shitty apartment. Thanks dad, love you too.

Edited by Kass, 22 December 2015 - 12:22 AM.

[Rocket]

Haiirrrr or fuzz or something behind my contact... anyone else who wears contacts knows the pain, now my eyeball feels like it's on fire and is all red.

[danibanani]

Haiirrrr or fuzz or something behind my contact... anyone else who wears contacts knows the pain, now my eyeball feels like it's on fire and is all red.

I feel your pain. I left my case on the bathroom counter once and my daughter (2 at the time) opened it and put a hole in one and closed it and I stuck it in my eye without knowing until it was too late.

[Katya]

I don't know what the hell is wrong with my luck when it comes to household appliances, but every other year I have to buy new stuff because the ones I have stop working, most of them, with no apparent reason. Two weeks ago it was the coffee machine (bought last year, in August) that decided to emitting a weird screech every time we turned it on and two days later stopped working. Last night, the washing machine stopped in the middle of a program and refused to do what it was supposed to do. Last June it was the fridge, bought two years ago that had to be replaced. I'm already making plans to replace the oven and the stove because those two are probably next on the list of things to gtfo of this bughouse asap.

[Mishelle]

I've barely left my room in 4 days. now I have to leave my warm house while it's raining outside. Ugh and I have to get out of pajamas.

[Karla]

I had plans early today while the maids would come to the house later in the day.  The maids came too early, and now my plans are ruined. D:

[Shannon]

I had plans early today while the maids would come to the house later in the day.  The maids came too early, and now my plans are ruined. D:

#firstworldproblems

[Karla]

#firstworldproblems

 

#iknowright

[Rocket]

My sister wants me to meet her for dinner, I told her I had to run home first and put on my face (aka makeup because I rarely wear it work) after work, and I sent her a snapchat and she responds with "at least your sweater is cute." Thanks bitch.

[Susie]

A good portion of my morning was spent being criticized and yelled at by my boss.

[Kass]

My sister wants me to meet her for dinner, I told her I had to run home first and put on my face (aka makeup because I rarely wear it work) after work, and I sent her a snapchat and she responds with "at least your sweater is cute." Thanks bitch.

 

Now she wants you to meet her for dinner (after you offered to cook for her like last week) and this is how she treats you? 

[Mishelle]

Spoiler

Leressa didn't come to dinner and honestly I didn't expect her to because she'd have to deal with auroras childishness. It was just so funny to me watching aurora rip on her for not coming when she did the exact same thing to me last month for my birthday. Also she attempted to backhand compliment me on my head scarves. She told me this one looks good and she likes it because my last ones were kind of funky looking. I just told her "I don't know what you're talking about, I love all my scarves and I look great in everything." when I wanted to tell her "bitch you wear ponytails every day, you're the last person I'd take fashion advice from." I can't believe this bitch tried to shade me looking like an Amish grandmother. But you know, at a dinner full of strangers you gotta keep it classy.

Edited by Mishelle, 22 December 2015 - 10:09 PM.

[Katya]

Spoiler

I was gifted with two Milka tablets this morning, with 125 grams (4.4 oz?) each, one with almonds and the other with caramel. When I got them I said to myself I'd save them for the weekend.
a few minutes ago I unwrapped one and said to myself I'd just eat one square. Five minutes later I was licking my fingers after finishing the second tablet. I am a lot happier now.

First time in my life I regret eating chocolate. I've been feeling like shit all day. My stomach is weird. Can't hold any food in it. Just the thought of chocolate makes me sick. I feel like my guts are on fire. I hope this isn't a permanent state because that would be the worst Christmas present I have ever given to myself.

[Kass]

My family ditched me at home and went to do family Christmas stuff without me. Coooool.

[Mishelle]

I ran out of gift bags with only one gift left. Of course right after I cleaned my closet and threw out my old bags.

[Ali]

It's Christmas Eve, a few minutes from Christmas, and my husband is in a different country. Sigh.

[Blanc]

Super tired ;-; And I should stay up, I love Christmas.

[NapisaurusRex]

I woke up and it was Christmas.

[Susie]

Strong storms heading through my area right now. I hate thunderstorms!

[Mishelle]

My friend keeps complaining that I never text him back when every time he does talk to me it's because he wants to talk about himself.

[Kass]

My friend won't stop complaining about how her friend with benefits won't go out with her. I'm a single virgin. Thank you so much for dumping all of your relationship issues on all of your single friends who also happen to be virgins (yes, she also told my other friend about her "issue" as well). 

 

I also tried hinting to her that maybe she shouldn't share these things with "my friend" (I'm trying to hint at me here, I'm also single) because he might not want to talk to her anymore because all she talks about is relationship issues, but she didn't get the hint. (I'm trying to hint that she should shut up and appreciate what she has, at least it's something...)

 

*sigh* She still doesn't get it. This is why I stopped talking to her for two months and immediately (literally two days) she starts with this shit again.

Edited by Kass, 26 December 2015 - 11:24 PM.

[Frizzle]

Wow, you're a shit friend.