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[Emily]

When you pay £2 to dry your clothes and it doesn't dry them.

[shrouded]

One of my parent's cats is very sick. She has been acting very irrational and almost confused for weeks. Today I've caught her 4 times licking a rock frog figurine like it was the tastiest thing in the world. I have watched her do it for hours. She's been sitting totally still as if she is dead and non-responsive for 15-30 minutes at a time. She keeps walking into walls. At first it was funny, but now it is scary.

[Shannon]

Been hooping all day (which is lovely and wonderful - I love free days like this) but I have bruises everywhere from it. Going to be sore for quite a while

[Mishelle]

whaaaat. that's taking part time to a whole new level.

 

Yeah. And my shift is only 4 hours. It's such a waste of my time and my life. I'm looking for a new job tho.

[HiMyNameIsNick]

I'm hating this saturday night

[Guppie]

I'm sick. I apparently look so bad that the manager who's known for being demanding and forgetting to give people any breaks told me to go home.

[Rocket]

death by cat hair under contacts

[Katya]

My whole body is aching and I don't know why.

[Rocket]

I got maybe 2 hours of sleep and when my alarm went off I was in such a haze that when I made my coffee I didn't put enough in there so it came out tasting like water so I had to remake it, then I stepped in cat barf.

 

I haven't even put my pants on yet, please tell me the day will get better.

[Bones]

Mondays who loves them.... not me!

[Rocket]

Noooooo!!!!!!! I want to start today over

I accidentally deleted some info on an order at work... it took me 2 hours to track down all the info and make sure it was all back where it needed to be before we send out work orders at the end of the day. I was so embarrassed :(

[Mishelle]

I got a phone call and my first instinct was not to answer it since it didn't have a Caller ID but it was also 10:30 at night so I decided to pick up in case it was some kind of emergency. I pick up the phone and the first thing i get is "who is this?"

 

Bitch...how are you going to call ME and then ask me WHO I AM? And I'm like "Uh, this is Mishelle. Who is this?" and she's all "What?" and finally I'm like "wtf WHO IS THIS? YOU CALLED ME?!" and she's like "well you called DJ Mike T's phone so I'm just trying to find out who this is."

 

So it hits me that this is my dad's crazy ass girlfriend and she's calling all the numbers in his recents because she's nuts and always things he's cheating on her. No one wants my dad except you, sis. So at this point I'm offended.

 

1. WHY ISN'T MY NUMBER IN HIS PHONE? MICHAEL, I'M YOUR DAUGHTER.

2. He's my dad and she's assuming I'm some side ho. Ew. Gross.

 

So I tell her. "Well I haven't called him recently, but I am his daughter." And she starts laughing and being all nice to me even though 3 minutes earlier she clearly wanted to slit my throat through the phone.

[HiMyNameIsNick]

Today I'm drinking my last coffee until late november.

[NapisaurusRex]

I bought myself a bracelet for mother's day (like last month) and wore it for the first time today. It broke somewhere and I lost it.

[DonValentino]

Waiting for that text back

[Junjie]

It is 1.30am and I have work tomorrow and I am not asleepp, and also I am hungry and want supper and don't want to walk outside to grab it / walk upstairs to grab shirt first.

I blame the eevil @KyloRen @Katya influence.

[KaibaSama]

It is 1.30am and I have work tomorrow and I am not asleepp, and also I am hungry and want supper and don't want to walk outside to grab it / walk upstairs to grab shirt first.

I blame the eevil @KyloRen @Katya influence.

I take that as a compliment.

[Junjie]

Hahahaah I knew you would

[Katya]

I am the Evil. Hm. I like the sound of that, yes.

[Junjie]

I am the Evil. Hm. I like the sound of that, yes.

You even have those poetic quotes about burning flowers and killing birds gooshh.

[Katya]

You even have those poetic quotes about burning flowers and killing birds gooshh.

I was not in a good mood that day.

[GetJinxed]

I am the Evil. Hm. I like the sound of that, yes.

 

Of course your are 

 

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[Junjie]

Ohh my god, what an evil goat.

[Katya]

Of course your are

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You wish you were as goatly pretty as I am, you jelly bitch.

[Junjie]

I was not in a good mood that day.

They really genuinely were poetic-beautiful thoughh!~