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#26 rezpirate

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 11:44 AM

Saw a funny cats video on youtube..hilarious



#27 Adam

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 11:50 AM

Militarys can be Taxi Drivers when they get too old *Iol*

Huh?



#28 Katya

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Posted 07 November 2015 - 12:24 PM

My downstairs neighor taking out like 10 bags of garbage last night.

 

One way to get rid of a body...

 

 

Militarys can be Taxi Drivers when they get too old *Iol*

 

I've considered that career option.



#29 Swar

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Posted 08 November 2015 - 06:41 PM

 

roflmao



#30 Blanc

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Posted 09 November 2015 - 05:13 AM

One way to get rid of a body...

 

 

 

I've considered that career option.

Oh yes, it's an option, but I think it's funny because that's not the first time i've saw that, it's the 12º time XD



#31 Swar

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Posted 09 November 2015 - 09:26 AM

Oh yes, it's an option, but I think it's funny because that's not the first time i've saw that, it's the 12º time XD

...what's funny about that? lol



#32 Katya

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Posted 09 November 2015 - 09:44 AM

...what's funny about that? lol

 

Exactly.

Maybe it's only funny in their head?



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Posted 10 November 2015 - 10:14 AM

I was playing Kaylune, and was about to buy an item. We have to write a captcha everytime we buy something, and they're 4 characters long, usually a mix of letters and numbers.

 

I just got a captcha that was "ugay". I giggled.



#34 Blanc

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Posted 10 November 2015 - 10:50 AM

...what's funny about that? lol

 

Everyone has their humor sense, right? :unsure:



#35 Swar

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Posted 10 November 2015 - 10:51 AM

Everyone has their humor sense, right? :unsure:

But it's just a job, like any other. I'm just trying to understand what's funny about that xD



#36 Katya

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Posted 10 November 2015 - 10:57 AM

I was playing Kaylune, and was about to buy an item. We have to write a captcha everytime we buy something, and they're 4 characters long, usually a mix of letters and numbers.

 

I just got a captcha that was "ugay". I giggled.

 

Captchas there are so weird lately. 0_0

I got two "ucum" today.



#37 Swar

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Posted 10 November 2015 - 10:59 AM

Captchas there are so weird lately. 0_0

I got two "ucum" today.

:lol2: I rarely get funny captchas. Last week I got one that said "fuku", and I think that was it. I mostly get really confusing ones that make me miss my items e.e



#38 Blanc

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Posted 10 November 2015 - 12:31 PM

But it's just a job, like any other. I'm just trying to understand what's funny about that xD

 

Yes, I know this, but It was an coincidance, so it sounds funny for me xD



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Posted 10 November 2015 - 02:42 PM

Was chatting with some friends about what type of guys we like. While they were drooling over a pic of a shirtless guy with a sixpack, I told them I'm not really into that, saying that I fall more for boys with twig-like figures. When I said "I like my men like I like my trees", someone who wasn't part of the conversation pitched in by shouting "BUSHY!"

 

I've never laughed so hard in my entire life.



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Posted 10 November 2015 - 02:54 PM

I can't tell if my dog smells like poop or not, so I'll just keep sniffing my hand every so often to figure it out.



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Posted 10 November 2015 - 04:25 PM

I can't tell if my dog smells like poop or not, so I'll just keep sniffing my hand every so often to figure it out.

 

LOL, that's funny xD



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Posted 12 November 2015 - 06:03 PM

This literally had me laughing out loud so I'm dumping it here

 

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#43 Blanc

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Posted 13 November 2015 - 10:03 AM

My grandma farted at my front, that've sound like a duck

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Posted 17 November 2015 - 10:13 PM

 

:lol2:




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Posted 27 November 2015 - 11:30 AM



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Posted 27 November 2015 - 05:04 PM

Wife moved here from GA a few years back. This is pretty much her reaction each winter still:

(NSFW: language)

 

https://vine.co/v/O6mQ6M2Bbme

 

 

And this is one of the few videos that had me laughing so hard I couldn't breathe  :lol2:

 



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Posted 27 November 2015 - 07:03 PM

Some LoL Streamers videos xD



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Posted 28 December 2015 - 05:43 PM

I saw this a few days ago and almost peed myself.



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Posted 28 December 2015 - 10:50 PM

Today I made a Staff Sergeant rage at me REALLY hard. <<-Short version

 

 

I'm currently working in a support section where the people who are out fixing planes (jet troops, electricians, hydraulic troops, crew chiefs, etc) get their tools from, commonly known as Consolidated Tool Kit [CTK]. A Staff Sergeant came to my counter, and asked me for "C-23", which he said was a lubricant that he needed for a prop change. "C-23" is great and all, but what I need is the MilSpec which is what the military uses to categorize their hazardous materials in the HAZ program. So I asked him to pull up the solvent/adhesive/lubricant tech data so I can get the MilSpec. Well...this dude was NOT listening to me, and started to get irate because I wasn't able to help him without the proper information. Things like, "This is your JOB, and you don't know how to do it...?", and "How have you made it this far if you don't know what C-23 is." I tried to keep my cool, but he finally found the data I needed, he read the word "solder" how it's spelled, and did not pronounce it as "sah-der". So me being annoyed with this dude let out a faint "duh" while I was at the computer...and holy crap did this guy lose his shit on me. "Is this how you treat an NCO?!" "I was raised to say Yes Sir, or Yes Ma'am to anyone I meet." blah blah blah...He usually comes in and jokes with me, so I figured I had a little leeway and could give him some lip back. I was actually laughing in my head the whole time this was happening because frankly I don't care. This dude comes into my work place and disrespects me while I'm trying to help him, and then he made himself look like an idiot by saying "I'm a STAFF SERGEANT, you BETTER respect me" lol...get the fuck outta here douche.



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Posted 29 December 2015 - 04:40 PM

I saw the recycling man today, while I was trying to scrape off an inch of solid ice off my whole car, and had a laugh at him when he told me that ice comes off easier when my car is running

 

Thanks tips, I didn't know that I could start my car without opening the door and throwing the key in the ignition




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