Best/Worst pick-up lines EVER!
#51
Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:29 AM
#52
Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:39 AM
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OMG Love it!
I promise to always make you sandwiches with lots of love in them!
#53
Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:40 AM
OMG Love it!
I promise to always make you sandwiches with lots of love in them!
OH MY GOD. MARRY ME !
#54
Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:44 AM
OH MY GOD. MARRY ME !
#55
Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:49 AM
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All the KFC your heart wishes
#56
Posted 04 June 2016 - 10:54 AM
All the KFC your heart wishes
OMG KFC is my favorite!
#57
Posted 04 June 2016 - 11:26 AM
OMG KFC is my favorite!
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#58
Posted 04 June 2016 - 11:32 AM
Mmmmm I love me some fried chicken!
So, I seen this pick up line and laughed! "Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock."
And if my man said this one to me, I'd die in the best way ever! "You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."
#59
Posted 04 June 2016 - 11:36 AM
Oooo yeah I would've turned him down too... lol major cheese! And yeah, maybe if he said you sounded better than the singer you remind him of, it may have worked lol
YES exactly, I was like I look like her? I want sound like her lol!!
#60
Posted 04 June 2016 - 11:39 AM
YES exactly, I was like I look like her? I want sound like her lol!!
Sometimes guys just don't get it!
#61
Posted 04 June 2016 - 01:47 PM
I demand to know why mine isn't in the poll.
#62
Posted 04 June 2016 - 02:34 PM
I demand to know why mine isn't in the poll.
I am going to update the poll in a week, hoping more people add their own best/worst pick up lines so we can vote on those and I intend on doing a giveaway for the pick-up line that wins! I just want more people to get involved here to stir up interest!
Also: My man also gave me another pick-up line:
Him: Hey, I need help solving this equation: X + U = 11
Her: I have no idea?
Him: Oh yes, I solved it, my ex was a 1 and U are a 10!
#63
Posted 04 June 2016 - 02:59 PM
If you were you were a trash can you'd be one of those fancy trash cans in a nice place that has mints in the bathroom. Or like lebrons trash can ooooh gurl you want to be my little dumpster? I'll treat you riiiight.
#64
Posted 04 June 2016 - 03:10 PM
If you were you were a trash can you'd be one of those fancy trash cans in a nice place that has mints in the bathroom. Or like lebrons trash can ooooh gurl you want to be my little dumpster? I'll treat you riiiight.
Is that the best or worst? I am compiling a list for a future giveaway poll!
#65
Posted 04 June 2016 - 03:12 PM
worst
#66
Posted 04 June 2016 - 03:14 PM
worst
Thanks!
#67
Posted 05 June 2016 - 01:36 AM
"Let's go to Denny's."
Best.
Worked.
Got laid for a year.
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