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Themed Writing Contest #14

 

Theme: Funny poetry

 

It can be in the form of a haiku, limerick, free expression or whatever! You're allowed to write about anything -- people, animals, objects, whatever.

It just has to be comical!

 

Congratulations to @ChaoticBeauty for writing the most comical poetry!

 

Well done, you've earned the honor of hosting the next round. Please PM me to redeem your prize.

 

Great job everyone else!

 

Entries

 

One by @ChaoticBeauty

Spoiler

Glove Box

 

The glove box knows you.
Not one pair of gloves inside.

Three candy bars are.

 

Two by @Aria

Spoiler

There once was a girl with a flute

Who knew how to play it to boot

She wanted to use her skill
In a way that'd give her a thrill

She needed a way to be unique
To play with more than a squeak

With the most perfect ease it went up her poop chute

Much to the dismay of others when she gave it a toot

 

Three by @Katya

Spoiler

AC whiners, AC whiners
Let me tell you one or two things
You better reminiscence about old timers
Because, again, Codex is going to wear your skins

You cry and weep and moan
But we all know if it wasn't for us
You'd be dead inside to the bone
So, please, stop making such a fucking fuss

Are you wondering which team we choose?
Well, you'll have to wait and see
We're gonna pass by you like a boat cruise
And watch you drown in a bloody tears sea

But fear not, if JS doesn't kill Neopets
By this time next year
You can join us and forget your past regrets
And you too will end the Cup with a cheer.

 

Four by @Futurama

Spoiler

I was walking down the street
Want to go see the priest
Too many churches, which to choose?
Fuck this, I'll just go take a snooze
Adam then shows up out of the blue
"Really Adam is it true?"
Slowly I asked, "are you a jew?"
In literally 2.5 seconds he said we were through
The hell, I said, What about my tattoo?
"Ass", he said, get a clue.

 

 

Prizes

1m NP

(donated by me)

 

Award:

 

This award is for first place only.

[Shane]

Woo congrats @ChaoticBeauty!!

[Rauul]

Congrats @ChaoticBeauty ! you are on a strike  

[Katya]

Congrats to all! :0

 

 

I'm so sad that my hard-worked-first-time-poeming-in-a-foreign-language poem about AC got so little love.