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[Gargar]

I was talking to my mom for some ideas for my term paper. she said do the pope. then she said isent england part of america.

lmao I nominated her for vilage idot at some bar the winner gets 100$ bar tab

[Hydrogen]

so shes like this mom: http://bash.org/?142934

if you are too lazy:

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in CENSOREDing EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our CENSOREDing phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: ...!!!!!! CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: because theres some cool stuff in europe, but I dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you'll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, I ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till I figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I'm from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

[Dagron]

What a foob xD I say do it on Michael king!

[ShadowLink64]

And this is actually real?! OMFG, what an idiot..

[Dagron]

What the hell wa sthat real XD!

[Hydrogen]

its all real guys...be afraid, be very afraid...

also, I'm not clever enough to make shit like that up ... well maybe I am but I didnt make this one up

[Gargar]

its pertty sad when I a 14 year old knows more than my mom a 35 year old...

[ShadowLink64]

ROFL, still... surfing long distance. How would you block something like that... mostly everywhere on the internet has international ties somewhere.

[dck]

Ah!!! Canadians and New Zealanders in this topic! I'm going to get in so much trouble over the bill

[Hydrogen]

Ah!!! Canadians and New Zealanders in this topic! I'm going to get in so much trouble over the bill

dck...just pray...hey, I rhymed

[athletec64]

Wow, tell your mom she needs to learn some more common knowledge ><

[ShadowLink64]

dck, talking to me costs you only 3 easy payments of $29.99 a month! Better whatch what you say around me.

[supatyson]

ROFLMAO! Thats hillarious, how could you not no that.

[Dagron]

so shes like this mom: http://bash.org/?142934

if you are too lazy:

It doesnt cost money to use/browse through sites long distance

[Hydrogen]

It doesnt cost money to use/browse through sites long distance

We know elian :ermm:   thank you for that vital piece of information... just kidding just kidding

[AUS]

What bothers me about stupid people... is that they are allowed to vote and drive. And their stupid vote is worth the same as my educated one!

[Dagron]

Or maybe si'mon you could lay of me

[Fox]

so shes like this mom: http://bash.org/?142934

That's the kind of stuff I get from my friends at school... this isn't as funny, but... my friends just have no common sense...

Queen are the legends of the world: your my only MSN contact
Queen are the legends of the world: have you got anyone else's email?
Foxeh: yep, there's Jen *email*
Queen are the legends of the world: how do I add it?
Foxeh: it's easy, just go in the main MSN window, click contacts-->add a contact
Queen are the legends of the world: but I'm not good with computers!
Foxeh: but... I just told you exactly what you had to do... go on, it's not hard
Queen are the legends of the world: alright
Queen are the legends of the world: I got a window pop up, now what?
Foxeh: 'create a new contact from an email address'
Queen are the legends of the world: now what?
Foxeh:'please type in your contact's complete email address' - it's a wild stab in the dark, but I'm guessing you have to type in your contact's complete email address.
Queen are the legends of the world: oh right
Foxeh: clever girl.

[Charlie Hustle]

lmao at fox bwahahahahaha u have some stupid friends

[Fox]

lmao at fox bwahahahahaha u have some stupid friends

When it comes to computers the poor thing has no common sense. She's alright in 'real life' stuff, but... I hate explaining computer things to my friends... one of my friends once asked how to download something that I was showing her, probably a vid -

"You click the download button..."

[Typhoon]

lmao! And surfing long distance?

[Kryer]

I learnt something new today.....surfing long distance and chatting long distance adds extra cost!!! Hahahahaha!

[Bahbuu]

LOL

omg
that's sooooo pro....

xD

long distance surfing... I'm DOOOOOMED

[pyke]

Hehehehehe. What was really funny was Elian pointing out to us it really wasn't long distance . I KID!

Its funny what people don't know.

[Dagron]

What its not my fault I dont use my lodgic