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[darebear]

- there is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live

-guns don't kill people, chuck norris kills people

-chuck norris does not sleep. he waits

-the cheif export of chuck norris is pain.

-There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.

-Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.

-The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

-Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

-Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.

-Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING



do you know any???

[Cataliste]

Chuck Norris has never done a push-up in his life. He pushes the Earth DOWN.

[travis]

Chuck Norris fails.

[xenif]

Chuck Norris jokes are old and not funny anymore. ): Along with Mr. T and Vin Diesel.

Of course, after saying that you have to add the classic:

Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.

[potatom]

my freind tells me these

i geuss this is where he got them

no i dont know any

[Freddy]

Chuck Norris is a nub.

[xenif]

I have few more.

Carlos Ray "Chuck" Norris (born March 10, 1940) is an American martial artist, action star, and Hollywood actor.

Chuck Norris has two younger brothers, Wieland and Aaron Norris.

Chuck Norris, as stated above, is a nub.

[mooseloaf]

When the boogeyman goes to sleep,he checks his clost for chuck norris.

[Darkness]

Chuck Norris fails.

Chuck Norris is a nub.

His jokes suck. Old topic too, not that bad I guess.

[Hawk]

His jokes suck.

I agree x 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999. I never found any humor in these stupid jokes, because they suck.