Keep the stationary stationary?
hmmmm
#1
Posted 04 December 2006 - 06:34 PM
Keep the stationary stationary?
#2
Posted 04 December 2006 - 06:44 PM
#4
Posted 04 December 2006 - 06:58 PM
#5
Posted 04 December 2006 - 07:41 PM
#6
Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:16 PM
#8
Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:24 PM
I don't know what it is lately, but respected members are just spamming like no tomorrow. It's starting to make me annoyed.
Is there a rule against spamming?
Well, yes, but is it ever followed?
Edited by hawk117, 04 December 2006 - 08:24 PM.
#9
Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:27 PM
Is there a rule against spamming?
Well, yes, but is it ever followed?
No, but it would be nice if people contributed, especially private + to set a good example for newer members.
Anyway to add another quote: Winners never quit, and quitters never win.
#10
Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:31 PM
No, but it would be nice if people contributed, especially private + to set a good example for newer members.
Anyway to add another quote: Winners never quit, and quitters never win.
What newer members. May I remind you of our closed registrations?
"Stupid is as..." I forgot the rest of that
Edited by hawk117, 05 December 2006 - 05:21 AM.
#11
Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:33 PM
#12
Posted 05 December 2006 - 04:57 AM
Fail to plan, plan to fail / Fail to prepare, prepare to fail
Not sure if its a quote though
Edited by Redblade, 05 December 2006 - 05:09 AM.
#13
Posted 05 December 2006 - 05:01 AM
No clue if that's one .
#15
Posted 05 December 2006 - 06:11 AM
the girls at the door fed me spam the first night I arrived here in japan. D:
I didn't know what it was untill like a week later when i saw a girl take out a can of it with slabs of the mystery meat inside.
#16
Posted 05 December 2006 - 06:21 AM
^actual sentece. This totally pawns you all, even Calum.
#17
Posted 05 December 2006 - 09:25 AM
"Why then hang me! He that is well hung in this world need fear no colors."
#18
Posted 05 December 2006 - 10:33 AM
I forgot what it is. But you get the point.
#20
Posted 05 December 2006 - 10:49 AM
#22
Posted 05 December 2006 - 11:09 AM
The time asked the time how much time time has, the time answered the time that time has the much time that time has time =P
If I was a caricaturist I was going to caricature a caricature of you, but since im not a caricaturist I can't caricature a caricature of you =)
Try to speak those fast
#25
Posted 05 December 2006 - 12:17 PM
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1. With your left hand, grab Ned or Bessie.
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Fecal Tissue Disposal
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