24 replies to this topic

[Plew]

ummmmm.......

Keep the stationary stationary?

[Charmender]

Threadmakingbyjocxo = Fail

[Hawk]

atleast i dont have a -2 rep

I can fix that

[Charmender]

Like i care about a 8x10px image

[Nick]

You can call me a rolling stone, because I'm always on the roll.

[travis]

fail

[Nick]

fail

I don't know what it is lately, but respected members are just spamming like no tomorrow. It's starting to make me annoyed.

[Hawk]

I don't know what it is lately, but respected members are just spamming like no tomorrow. It's starting to make me annoyed.

Is there a rule against spamming?

Well, yes, but is it ever followed?

Edited by hawk117, 04 December 2006 - 08:24 PM.

[Nick]

Is there a rule against spamming?

Well, yes, but is it ever followed?

No, but it would be nice if people contributed, especially private + to set a good example for newer members.

Anyway to add another quote: Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

[Hawk]

No, but it would be nice if people contributed, especially private + to set a good example for newer members.

Anyway to add another quote: Winners never quit, and quitters never win.

What newer members. May I remind you of our closed registrations?
"Stupid is as..." I forgot the rest of that

Edited by hawk117, 05 December 2006 - 05:21 AM.

[Nick]

Uhh, read the first post Hawk. Quotes with the same words in them with different uses.

[Redblade]

hmm i thought of one..

Fail to plan, plan to fail / Fail to prepare, prepare to fail

Not sure if its a quote though

Edited by Redblade, 05 December 2006 - 05:09 AM.

[Eeyore]

Most people write with their right hands, right?

No clue if that's one .

[Hawk]

abusers

people stop spamming on my lovely thread

Check your rep log you noobosaurus

[foogie]

speaking of spam

the girls at the door fed me spam the first night I arrived here in japan. D:

I didn't know what it was untill like a week later when i saw a girl take out a can of it with slabs of the mystery meat inside.

[Rush]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
^actual sentece. This totally pawns you all, even Calum.

[Nick]

Rush, what the hell is that from?

"Why then hang me! He that is well hung in this world need fear no colors."

[Zakk]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck would.. .wood... chuck fuckk..

I forgot what it is. But you get the point.

[Dan]

I don't know what it is lately, but respected members are just spamming like no tomorrow. It's starting to make me annoyed.

fail

[Eeyore]

I've always said 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood' but that's probably wrong .

[Regental]

I've always said 'How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood' but that's probably wrong .

857

[Gen]

she sells she's shells at the sea shore XD
The time asked the time how much time time has, the time answered the time that time has the much time that time has time =P
If I was a caricaturist I was going to caricature a caricature of you, but since im not a caricaturist I can't caricature a caricature of you =)
Try to speak those fast

[Eeyore]

857

Huh?

Oh and Generation, I could read the first and last one, the middle one utterly confused me though .

[Regental]

http://www.getodd.co.../woodchuck.html

[zachafer]

Performing the Fecalectomy
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In order to restore full vigor and health to your Messie Bessie or Naughty Ned, you will need to perform the delicate Fecalectomy operation.

Before commencing with this procedure, be certain that you have adequate ventilation, a clean working surface, septic shears, and three steady hands. While the operation has been performed successfully with only two hands, it is not recommended.

When you are ready, proceed as follows:

1. With your left hand, grab Ned or Bessie.

2. With your right hand, carefully grab and pull the exposed fecal tissue to the correct aperture (see photo at left).

3. With your third hand, place the shears in position to cever the excess fecal tissue from the rectum of Ned or Bessie. Once in position, make your cut clean and fast to avoid inflicting pain on the keychain.

4. Dispose of the removed fecal tissue in an approved container.
CLICK HERE for proper disposal techniques.

NOTE: In some situations you may need to massage the rectum of Ned or Bessie (this seems to effect Bessie more than Ned) to assure proper fecal presentation when they are in their relaxed state. A small screwdriver or fecal probe is useful should this be necessary.

WARNING: Do NOT use KlezWorm removal tools to perform a fecalectomy!
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Fecal Tissue Disposal

Remember-- The fecal tissue you remove from Naughty Ned or Messie Bessie is dangerous medical waste. If not treated properly, it can be the source for much consternation and make your home eligible for superfund cleanup.

While it is not expressly required that you handle Ned or Bessies excess fecal tissue while wearing a full biological protective suit, it is highly recommended. Moviegoers from the 60's will note that this fecal tissue is indeed the same material used in the movie "The Blob". If not disposed of properly, Ned & Bessie fecal tissue can eventually grow to mammoth proportions and even engulf diners and movie theaters.

Currently, the only proper method for disposal is to place the material inside a piece of BLUE paper towel and then deposit it in the special containers marked "THANK YOU" at your nearest McDonalds restaurant (proud sponsors of the Naughty Ned - Messie Bessie Fecal Recycling Program).

By properly disposing the fecal material in this manner, it will be recycled into biological weaponry for use in the war against terror.

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