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#1 snippet

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 07:56 PM

If he was he wouldn't hit mommy and he wouldn't come home late at night, drunk and abusive.

I wish blastoise was my father.

Edited by nox, 04 December 2006 - 07:56 PM.


#2 sockopen

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 07:58 PM

Are you high?

#3 Kyle

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:04 PM

QUOTE(nox @ Dec 4 2006, 10:56 PM)  

If he was he wouldn't hit mommy and he wouldn't come home late at night, drunk and abusive.

I wish blastoise was my father.

Thats really sad, in a very confusing way. sad.gif

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:05 PM

Maybe its just me, but I am pretty sure their is a hidden meaning behind this post. sad.gif


If it is what I think it is, then... *sigh* sad.gif Guys are dogs. Its happened to me on many occasions.

#5 Plew

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:06 PM

QUOTE(KyleBigMac @ Dec 4 2006, 08:04 PM)  

Thats really sad, in a very confusing way. sad.gif

ummm... i am confused. i think i am missing a part of the story

Blastoise is cool though

#6 Mr. Hobo

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:07 PM

Wait...isn't blastoise a pokemon? Man I need sleep

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:08 PM

QUOTE(4298 @ Dec 4 2006, 11:05 PM)  

Maybe its just me, but I am pretty sure their is a hidden meaning behind this post. sad.gif
If it is what I think it is, then... *sigh* sad.gif Guys are dogs. Its happened to me on many occasions.

Ive lived a wonderful childhood/young adult hood, so I can offer no support on this topic. wink.gif

#8 Nick

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:08 PM

Blastoise would spray your mom with water.

#9 Shin

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:45 PM

Abusive daddy? Turning your father into a pokemon won't exactly fix the problem.

#10 Tetiel

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:47 PM

Or you could just go to your dad, kick him in the nuts and then in a Cartman voice go "HEY stop punching my mom or I'll kick you in the nuts!"

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 08:48 PM

QUOTE(Tetiel @ Dec 5 2006, 12:47 AM)  

Or you could just go to your dad, kick him in the nuts and then in a Cartman voice go "HEY stop punching my mom or I'll kick you in the nuts!"


LOL! I love you tet. smile.gif

#12 foogie

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 09:21 PM

venusaur is better.

#13 Kitchwa

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 09:26 PM

WEEDLE FTW!
*is confused* sad.gif

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 09:31 PM

QUOTE(Urban @ Dec 4 2006, 09:08 PM)  

Blastoise would spray your mom with water.

I didn't know water was white.

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 09:46 PM

QUOTE(AliasXNeo @ Dec 5 2006, 02:22 PM)  

Dragonite owns all of them so ggnore smile.gif

I like dragonite too... drew a picture of one too.... *searches for deviantart link*

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QUOTE(Kitchwa @ Dec 5 2006, 02:26 PM)  

WEEDLE FTW!
*is confused* sad.gif

no way, dude... mewtwo pwns all.

#16 ZERO

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 09:59 PM

I never liked mewtwo...


Venasaur ftw

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Posted 04 December 2006 - 10:06 PM

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#18 414de7fe6

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 12:25 AM

QUOTE(Vegeto @ Dec 5 2006, 05:31 AM)  

I didn't know water was white.


I was drinking milk just as I read this, and I lol'd, which resulted in an almighty blacksmith roar and milk propelling itself out of my mouth and over my monitor.

I blame you for the white stains on my lovely black monitor.

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 12:43 AM

QUOTE(Euphoria @ Dec 5 2006, 02:25 AM)  

I was drinking milk just as I read this, and I lol'd, which resulted in an almighty blacksmith roar and milk propelling itself out of my mouth and over my monitor.

I blame you for the white stains on my lovely black monitor.

*thinks* ....

*blocks thoughts from mind*

#20 Redblade

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 03:19 AM

QUOTE(Euphoria @ Dec 5 2006, 04:25 PM)  

I was drinking milk just as I read this, and I lol'd, which resulted in an almighty blacksmith roar and milk propelling itself out of my mouth and over my monitor.

I blame you for the white stains on my lovely black monitor.



*hand over a tissue paper* tongue.gif

#21 414de7fe6

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 03:29 AM

I was wearing this lovely black shirt too, now it's all milky :[

And Tet, you've got such a dirty mind. tongue.gif

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 03:33 AM

QUOTE(Euphoria @ Dec 5 2006, 05:29 AM)  

I was wearing this lovely black shirt too, now it's all milky :[

And Tet, you've got such a dirty mind. tongue.gif

All I was thinking of was how the electronics could be damaged sad.gif

#23 414de7fe6

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 03:37 AM

Pfft. I'm no LCD nerd.

Monitor's fine. Shirt is more concerning.

#24 nox

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 04:08 AM

HYDRO PUMP1!!!!

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Posted 05 December 2006 - 06:14 AM

QUOTE(Tetiel @ Dec 5 2006, 08:33 PM)  

All I was thinking of was how the electronics could be damaged sad.gif

I was thinking the exact same thing.

my kitty used to love sleeping on top of our computer monitors.

one day, she puked, and it dripped inside, and the monitor started smoking and it broke. sad.gif


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