QUOTE(nox @ Dec 5 2006, 02:11 AM)
I was crossing the street from my school to get to the [packed as always] bus-stop. Got there, looked around in my wallet for my bus ticket when an edit had slipped out of the side pocket of the wallet and onto the ground. Some long-haired brunette picked it up, trying to do a good deed (she didn't know what it was, it was buried in the grass). She was about to hand it to me when she did a double-take on the item at hand. She looked at me.. everybody got onto the bus but us. I didn't know what to do, so as the bus was on a red light, I moved to the side a foot (out of driver's door's view) where she was, knocked on the driver door for him to open it, punched her in the gut to induce a winding, and got on. Timing was was on my side as the light turned green as I was getting on.
What did she pick up? a condom? And if you're a guy, and you winded a girl, I must say you're an asshole...