harold and kumar go to white castle- just casu ur hung lik a moose doesnt meen u hav to do porn
write ur fav movie quotes
#1
Posted 28 January 2007 - 04:44 AM
harold and kumar go to white castle- just casu ur hung lik a moose doesnt meen u hav to do porn
#2
Posted 28 January 2007 - 04:47 AM
epic movie - white castle , i think i;ve been there before
#3
Posted 28 January 2007 - 04:56 AM
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#4
Posted 28 January 2007 - 04:57 AM
Borat- The mother jew is laying an egg, and the villagers are attacking the jew egg before it can hatch
#5
Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:04 AM
basketball - Your moms going out with .. SQUEEK
#6
Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:06 AM
this is a long 1 from mallrats
my uncle bought a cat from the mall and got it stuck up his ass , he went to the mall again and bought another cat and got that 1 stuck up his ass , so i go down to the mall and i see my uncle at the pet store looking at some cats and i say to him y r u going to buy another cat your just going to get that 1 stuck up your ass too , he reply well how else m i susspose to get the gerbil out ... yep my uncle was 1 fucked up guy.
#7
Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:34 AM
basketball- (song on the radio) Â "and those warts on ur dick arnt ganna go away unless u start using topical cream everyday"
Edited by elryo, 28 January 2007 - 05:35 AM.
#8
Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:43 AM
basketball- (song on the radio) Â "and those warts on ur dick arnt ganna go away unless u start using topical cream everyday"
that sentence makes my brain scream.
please, at least try to spend the time to create a decent addition to codex.
let's seeee....
not from a movie, from a cartoon...
*one character is going through his underwear, they have days of the week written on them*
the other character says:
"That's funny, mine say October."
*edit: 3000 POSTS WOOO!*
Edited by foogie, 28 January 2007 - 05:44 AM.
#10
Posted 28 January 2007 - 06:49 AM
#11
Posted 28 January 2007 - 09:53 AM
#12
Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:01 AM
Gets me every time
#13
Posted 28 January 2007 - 10:43 AM
#14
Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:11 AM
Wladyslaw Szpilman: My name is Szpilman.
Captain Wilm Hosenfeld: Spielmann? That is a good name, for a pianist.
#15
Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:25 AM
Julian: Hey, you like hockey?
Sonny: This is a big important game.
Julian: This is a big important game.
Sonny: I'm being serious. Don't do that.
Julian: I'm being serious. Don't do that.
Sonny: [quickly] How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
Julian: [Julian stops bouncing]
Sonny: Yeah, that's what I thought. Shut up!
Come from big daddy - Adam Sandler..xD
#16
Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:31 AM
#17
Posted 28 January 2007 - 11:41 AM
- What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see ya.
(mrs. dountfire mutters to self) Loser? Oh, yeah?
*throws fruit, smacking ex wifes new boyfriend in back*
Oh, sir!
I saw it! Some angry member
of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them?
Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way.
It was a run-by fruiting.
I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.
(mutters) Good waste of juice.
Mrs Doubtfire--hilarious
#18
Posted 28 January 2007 - 05:58 PM
one from 24:
Kim (elisha Cutherburt): Dad, theres a someone in the home with a gun, I knocked him out.
Jack: Shoot him
Kim:His still moving
Jack: Shoot him again princess
Edited by Greeny, 28 January 2007 - 06:00 PM.
#19
Posted 29 January 2007 - 01:11 PM
#20
Posted 29 January 2007 - 09:55 PM
Alex: How art thou, thou globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunich jelly thou!
Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime. I'm not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
Alex: A nozh scrap anytime you say.
Dim: Doobiedoob, a bit tired maybe, best not to say more. Bedways is rightways now, so best we go homeways and get a bit of spatchka. Right-right?
I LOVE LOVE LOOOOOVE A Clockwork Orange. There are more, but those just came to mind.
Alex: Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!
Di Fi: The Weblegend Of Foolie Ghoulie
NT: What the shit?! There's blood in my beer!
Me: Is someone there?
Ant: Mmhm this brotha speaks the truth!
NT: Mmhm don't like you, don't like you!
NT: Well there was blood in my beer! And I drank it! And it was gross! And I'm drunk! I cut myself with this!!!
Ant: Man what tha shit we gone do??
Forrest Gump
Bubba: Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it.
Forrest: And from that day on, if I was going somewhere, I was running!
(there's so many more from that movie but....don't feel like posting!)
Yeah you know what, I like too many movies, this will have to suffice.......
I would put some from teh Nightmare Before Christmas but I would have to put the entire script....
#21
Posted 30 January 2007 - 12:25 AM
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of you: are you the sort of man who would put the poison into his own goblet or his enemy's? Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You've made your decision then?
Vizzini: Not remotely. Because iocane comes from Australia, as everyone knows, and Australia is entirely peopled with criminals, and criminals are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you.
Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect.
Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I?
Man in Black: Australia.
Vizzini: Yes, Australia. And you must have suspected I would have known the powder's origin, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're just stalling now.
Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would have put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.
Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work.
Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE POISON IS!
Man in Black: Then make your choice.
Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be?
Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the goblets]
Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything.
Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's drink. Me from my glass, and you from yours.
Man in Black, Vizzini: [they drink ]
Man in Black: You guessed wrong.
Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha...
Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls dead to the right]
Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was your cup that was poisoned.
Man in Black: They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.
From The Princess Bride. I used to have this scene memorized
#22
Posted 30 January 2007 - 01:31 PM
Boondock Saints:
Rocco: [after getting caught fondling an unconcious stripper] I'll tip her!
[After Rocco accidentally fires a gun, turning the cat into a splatter on the wall]
Murphy: I can't believe that just fucking happened!
Rocco: ... is it dead?
Little Miss Sunshine:
Sheryl: [to Frank] He was snorting heroin.
Frank: [to Grandpa] You were snorting heroin?
Grandpa: [to Dwayne] Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.
Frank: [to Grandpa] Well what about you?
Grandpa: [to Frank] What about me? When you're old you're crazy not to do it.
Olive: Grandpa, am I pretty?
Grandpa: Olive, you are the most beautiful girl in the whole world.
Olive: You're just saying that.
Grandpa: No! I'm madly in love with you and it's not because of your brains or your personality. It's because you're beautiful.
Chasing Amy:
Banky:
"All every woman really wants, be it mother, senator, nun, is some serious deep-dickin'."
"I feel a hate crime coming on."
#23
Posted 30 January 2007 - 01:38 PM
Andre: Bullshit.
Erin Gruwell: What?
Andre: Why should I give you my respect? Because you call your a teacher. How do I know that your not a bad person standing up there?
Eva: White people wanting their respect like its for free.
#24
Posted 30 January 2007 - 04:59 PM
#25
Posted 30 January 2007 - 06:55 PM
Tony Montana - You wanna fuck with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!
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