14 replies to this topic

[Alex]

I'm so unsmooth sometimes. Especially in talking to girls or important officials. I always say stupid crap
For example, I had a chat with a Cornell alumni just now (a female) and I asked her "How are you" like 3 times! Wtf is wrong with me!
And then once I told a girl "See you later alligator"...yeah...
I'm about as smooth as asphalt.

Discuss unsuave moments that left you hitting your head on the table.

[Harley]

Eh, I do that alot. But only because they dont really care

[jillian]

I'm depressingly awkward. I'm always doing those things where you step in someone's way, then you both try to step to either side but you continue to be right in each other's way, things like that. Also, the worst thing ever is Calc where there's another girl named Gillian - now I'm used to others "jill"s but this is the first other (J/G)illian I've come in contact with and I'm always turning around and answering whenever anyone asks her anything... blah.

One of my friends also has a tally list of awkward things he says. He loves to point them out as they occur. Here are some samples:

(first time we kissed, just after I'd gotten out of a relationship thing deal with one of his friends)
Him: hehe, I'm just waiting for you to hook up with Mason or Ross or Tim or something (other of their friends)
Me: ... *blink* ... are you calling me a whore?
Him: ... *blink* Uh... Okay not the right thing to say - wait - okay see I always say the right thing to ruin a mood.

(one of his friends asks about a hickie of his in front of me and two guys who have a crush on me, one being his roommate. Immediately after, he takes me aside, giggling like a little girl)
Him: Wasn't that awkward? Wasn't that awesome? In front of those other guys?!
Me: yeh. I was gonna make a big deal about it, like asking you loudly who you got it from and all since I always ask everyone.
Him: Hahaha-Iwouldhavekilledyou.

[bjquick]

i suck at talking to chicks last person i like i over talked to and she just stopped talking so that sucked alot, person i liked before that i had in my bedroom watching a dvd and i picked the worse dvd to watch

i;ve seen kitchwa talk to chicks and he does it extremly well , u either have that skill or u dont

[foogie]

XD I'm rarely in a position like that, because I'm generally unresponsive.

I do enjoy making odd noises in public though.

[Eeyore]

I sometimes snort when I laugh, but it's this really horrible deep thing that only really happens when I have a cold. Thing is I seem to always have a cold when I'm talking to some fit guy o-o. I hate it -_-. I don't even snort normally, it just happens randomlly when I'm intaking breath whilst laughing. Very unattractive .

[Charmender]

Well i pwn at tlkin to guys and girls, im just that ammazinf, its wasted on girls tho, u can have my skillz if u like?

[Neo]

Hmm I seem to have this tendency to let girls win arguments, even though I know they are categorically lying. Except when I don't know them e.g the other day I overheard to girls talking about the calorific value of spunk, I quickly corrected them to what it was Not much!

Smooth as a cheese grater on my bottom

[travis]

Sucks for you guys I rock at talking to pretty girls

[Justin]

I can talk to girls just fine... just I can't hit on them. I always end up being friends and stuff. And I always say "Later gator" to them.. which is kind of funny.

[Gnome]

SO i basically piss girls off... like the other day we were at a friends house and we were talkin bout a party and my frinds ex who just dumped him wanted to fight my friend and I said "I walked up to his ex and asked her if she was about to fight you" she said "No" and I said "Well why not I want to see that shit!"

She was pretty much pissed the rest of the night.

[ArchAngel.]

XD I'm rarely in a position like that, because I'm generally unresponsive.

I hate that. Makes it hard to start off, but I'm betting 5 min after talking to you, you wouldn't shutup.

I sometimes snort when I laugh, but it's this really horrible deep thing that only really happens when I have a cold. Thing is I seem to always have a cold when I'm talking to some fit guy o-o. I hate it -_-. I don't even snort normally, it just happens randomlly when I'm intaking breath whilst laughing. Very unattractive .

Lol, don't worry about that, guy's don't really care if you do that, hell, some guys find it cute.


I don't have a problem at all hitting on chiks in RL, I just hate it when they never leave their friends' side cuz I find it kinda awkward, unless we're in class, which just makes it awesome, cuz the other chiks commentary help out a lot. xD
What makes it even worse though is if that friend is someone you have a history with.
So like, no problems here, at all, except with one chik, she was the exception. xD

[Frizzle]

Ha I could bed like 9/10 girls in a club with my wit, showing off and intellect. Although generally because I'm a lazy meat, I'll bed 0/10 girls.

[Alicia]

I sometimes snort when I laugh, but it's this really horrible deep thing that only really happens when I have a cold. Thing is I seem to always have a cold when I'm talking to some fit guy o-o. I hate it -_-. I don't even snort normally, it just happens randomlly when I'm intaking breath whilst laughing. Very unattractive .

I snort sometimes when I laugh too.

I'm ok when I'm just talking to guys who are friends, but around anyone I like I blush and I have a tendancy to giggle. I blush horribly when I get embarassed, or someone brings up the guy I like. It gets really annoying, since it makes it impossible to lie.