I have a dog, Hannah. She's a freeloader. All she ever does is take advantage of my family and I.
First, she contributes nothing financially to the house and expects everything for herself. Chasing squirrels is not a job! I don't contribute financially, but at least I do my share of chores and more. For instance, she'll be sleeping on my queen size bed and take up almost three quarters, while I take up a measley quarter of the bed. Also, when I walk her, she doesn't want to go to the bathroom, then when I don't think she needs to go, she whines all night if I don't let her out.
She expects the best food avaliable. We've tried feeding her the $10 hundred pound bags, but she turns away. She'd rather have the $10 for twenty pound food and they taste the same (My brother has tested it.)! Here's another one, she gets gravy on her food, I don't get any gravy!
By the way, when I'm in the bathroom, she'll literally paws and scratches the door until I open it; then she goes on her way as if nothing happens. Can't I have a few moments of silence? I don't ever bother her when she's licking her behind!
Now that I think about it, she's a big bully. She must think I'm her personal servant and that she can do whatever she wants. Maybe it's just retaliation for getting her fixed. Whatever, I'm no longer a dog owner. I'm owned.
Lets talk about animals....pets specifically
Started by sasquatch, Jun 30 2007 01:26 PM
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#26
Posted 30 June 2007 - 04:27 PM
#27
Posted 30 June 2007 - 04:29 PM
I have a dog, Hannah. She's a freeloader. All she ever does is take advantage of my family and I.
First, she contributes nothing financially to the house and expects everything for herself. Chasing squirrels is not a job! I don't contribute financially, but at least I do my share of chores and more. For instance, she'll be sleeping on my queen size bed and take up almost three quarters, while I take up a measley quarter of the bed. Also, when I walk her, she doesn't want to go to the bathroom, then when I don't think she needs to go, she whines all night if I don't let her out.
She expects the best food avaliable. We've tried feeding her the $10 hundred pound bags, but she turns away. She'd rather have the $10 for twenty pound food and they taste the same (My brother has tested it.)! Here's another one, she gets gravy on her food, I don't get any gravy!
By the way, when I'm in the bathroom, she'll literally paws and scratches the door until I open it; then she goes on her way as if nothing happens. Can't I have a few moments of silence? I don't ever bother her when she's licking her behind!
Now that I think about it, she's a big bully. She must think I'm her personal servant and that she can do whatever she wants. Maybe it's just retaliation for getting her fixed. Whatever, I'm no longer a dog owner. I'm owned.
First, she contributes nothing financially to the house and expects everything for herself. Chasing squirrels is not a job! I don't contribute financially, but at least I do my share of chores and more. For instance, she'll be sleeping on my queen size bed and take up almost three quarters, while I take up a measley quarter of the bed. Also, when I walk her, she doesn't want to go to the bathroom, then when I don't think she needs to go, she whines all night if I don't let her out.
She expects the best food avaliable. We've tried feeding her the $10 hundred pound bags, but she turns away. She'd rather have the $10 for twenty pound food and they taste the same (My brother has tested it.)! Here's another one, she gets gravy on her food, I don't get any gravy!
By the way, when I'm in the bathroom, she'll literally paws and scratches the door until I open it; then she goes on her way as if nothing happens. Can't I have a few moments of silence? I don't ever bother her when she's licking her behind!
Now that I think about it, she's a big bully. She must think I'm her personal servant and that she can do whatever she wants. Maybe it's just retaliation for getting her fixed. Whatever, I'm no longer a dog owner. I'm owned.
I wish I could feed my dog $10 food. He has to eat Eukanuba. Dogs of his size need special food
#28
Posted 30 June 2007 - 05:24 PM
i used to have 2 gerbils, they died when we left them out in the sun :X
#31
Posted 30 June 2007 - 05:28 PM
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i used to have 2 gerbils, they died when we left them out in the sun :X
must of ben a really long time... and do u lve in the desert or somthn?? couldn't they have gone and found some shade? or were they in a cage?
Edited by andreid09, 30 June 2007 - 05:29 PM.
#32
Posted 30 June 2007 - 05:29 PM
1 cat, 2 dogs, 1 talking cockatoo that never shuts up, 6 red bellied piranhas, 1 long unknown fish i got as a present, a koi pond full of over 1000 goldfish and koi (they dont stop mating) a turtle, and an ant farm.
#33
Posted 30 June 2007 - 05:37 PM
an ant farm.
Ohh, I use to have an art farm. Ants are amazing insects. Once in awhile, I'll lay down to watch them. Once, I bought an old ten gallon fish tank and filled it up with dirt to start a farm. The hardest part was to find a queen ant. I found one during mid-Spring when they're hidden under rocks for warmt. I dug up many of the workers and the queen's eggs to place them in the tank. After a few months, I had gotten bored of them and left it outside for awhile, but two years ago, I had found them to be alive and thriving for almost two years!
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