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[Jackus]

I finnished a paper round in folkestone, UK...
I heard a rumbling sound so i stopped outside the paper shop like wtf?
It sounded like an aircraft enjine.
Everyone came out their houses and was like "OMG! DID YOU FEEL THAT?!"
I took a couple of steps away to find out what was happening....

Then SMASH!
The chimny and half the roof had fallen where i was standing not 5 seconds ago.

It was an earthquake! wtf?!

kinda shook me up a bit...

The day was cram packed with coincidences...
kinda hard to explain...

[Lawivido]

Oh yeah and during that bigass earthquake in 1994 in Riverside, I was sleeping at my grandparents house in Hollywood and a chandelier almost fell on me. I sat up just in time.

[Jewbert]

I was high once..and was alone..eating pizza...and saw two cats fucking..and laughed so hard that I choked on my pizza...and nobody was there :c but i coughed it up! i couldn't breath for like a minute :X

I seriously LOLed when I read that. Right when I got to the "and saw two cats fucking..." part.
Hehehe.

I've had a few. Mostly ALL when driving.
I remember one time I was going a little too fas on a gravel road, lost control of my car, and ended up
sideways in the damn road. I was lucky no one else was speeding down the same one.. could have crashed into me. I can't think of anything else too serious. Well. Maybe the time I passed my friend and another car was
coming in the other lane.. I got over just in time. And then there's just other people on the road being morons.
>.<

[Oaken]

Nearest I have come to possbible death is....when I was at the leeds festival a few years back. For those of you who don't know, the Leeds Festval is a huge music festival....mainly rock/indie/metal.

Anyways it was the last morning when everyone goes home....I woke up to some weird noises and decided to go outside my tent and check it out. There were tents on fire everywhere. People were throwing gas canisters into the fire and they were shooting huge distances in the air. Some seriously crazy stuff.

We noticed some crap being thrown over the hedges from the field next to us. I was another field full of people camping. Turns out there were a load of Germans over the otherside trying to hit people with random objects. They couldn't see us though and we could not see them. My friends decided it would be fun to open tins of beans etc and throw them over.

I'm pretty good at throwing things so the job was left to me to defeat the Germans. So there I was launching all these tins of beans and spaghetti at our invisible enemy. I kept having these mental images of them all covered in beans....which I have to admit made me giggle (and my friends for that matter). We had one last tin which was Ravioli I think.....so I had to make it a good one.

So a threw the Ravioli....it was a great throw.....it sprayed everywhere because I span the tin as I threw it. I turned around and was laughing along with my friends. I eventually turned around again to face the enemy and as I did something flew past my head. It was about an inch away from hitting me.

I turned around to check what it was but it had ripped through the tent behind me. On closer inspection I found a pole of some sort impaled in the ground. It was a a two foot long metal rod with a spike on the end.......that was nearly stuck in my head.

So anyways....that's my story about how I defeated the German's but very nearly lost my life



....oh and I nearly died the year after as well while I was watching the Lost Prophets. There was a big crush and lots of people fell on top of me. I guess I nearly drowned under a pile of bodies . Thank god the security guard spotted me and pulled me out. There was a girl next to me unconcious though but I couldn't get hold of her as I was being pulled out because my arms were pinned.