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[Germ]

Strange title. Everyone is making women jokes. Makes me laugh. Then I remember Tetiel which for some reason makes me think like she wants to kick all our asses.

Anyways, I was curious to know who cooks in your house? Is it usually your wife or mother or is it the odd father or husband? For me, it's my mom. She's the only one who can cook anything, really, haha.

EDIT: Speaking of food, my mom just finished dinner! Haha.

Edited by Muse, 12 January 2008 - 09:27 PM.

[Hydrogen]

My mom or grandma make most of the food . I can make a mean bowl of cereal though .

[Kail]

I make my own my mum sucks at cooking and my gf doesnt really understand the concept of cooking

[Black Flame]

Mix between my mom, dad, and me(when I make myself dinner). But yeah, most of the time it's my mom who cooks.

[Alicia]

and my gf doesnt really understand the concept of cooking

and what exactly is the concept of cooking in your opinion?


When I'm home I cook quite a bit, since both my parents are usually at work all day. When I'm at school I don't have to cook, since we have a foodcourt. My dad'll rarely cooks, and he barbecques in the summer. He brings home food from work(Applebee's ) too. On weekends my mom'll usually make something. Other than that we all just find our own food really.

[Kail]

Putting the food in oven and then turning it on then getting it out at the right time is always a good start

[Alicia]

Putting the food in oven and then turning it on then getting it out at the right time is always a good start

Ahh lol. How old's your gf?

[pyke]

Everyone takes turns at my house really.

Also, lol at "women" in the title. I never knew it required a team to make a pie

[Kail]

Ahh lol. How old's your gf?

14..a month younger than me...she's pretty "special"

[Alicia]

Everyone takes turns at my house really.

Also, lol at "women" in the title. I never knew it required a team to make a pie

You didn't know that! See, each woman on the team specializes in a different area of the pie-making process. One is good at mixing the crust, one's good at making the filling, then you have one to put the the pie together, and another to bake it. By that time the women are all so tired they can't eat it. Hence the reason for the existence of men.

14..a month younger than me...she's pretty "special"

She's 14 and she can't cook anything? That's just....insane.

[Germ]

You didn't know that! See, each woman on the team specializes in a different area of the pie-making process. One is good at mixing the crust, one's good at making the filling, then you have one to put the the pie together, and another to bake it. By that time the women are all so tired they can't eat it. Hence the reason for the existence of men.

Ahaha! You're hilarious, man.

Edited by Muse, 12 January 2008 - 10:14 PM.

[pyke]

You didn't know that! See, each woman on the team specializes in a different area of the pie-making process. One is good at mixing the crust, one's good at making the filling, then you have one to put the the pie together, and another to bake it. By that time the women are all so tired they can't eat it. Hence the reason for the existence of men.

Well men exist for two reasons really. Though, the poor guy on American Pie had it all backwards.

[Hydrogen]

Well men exist for two reasons really. Though, the poor guy on American Pie had it all backwards.

That was funny. I like your sense of humor.

[Alicia]

Well men exist for two reasons really. Though, the poor guy on American Pie had it all backwards.

Very true. Not to mention we like the baking-related arts, and having a bun in the oven is a pretty big deal. Never know if it's going to rise evenly.

[foogie]

my mom cooks usually unless its BBQ.... then its my dad... or if my mom doesnt wanna cook, my dad will.

my dad's a good cook though.

[Brad]

I have an intimate knowledge of the Food Network lineup.

[Hydrogen]

I have an intimate knowledge of the Food Network lineup.

intimate? Is that the right word there mate?

[Brad]

intimate? Is that the right word there mate?

Damn right it is. Let me tell ya, that Rachel Ray? I'd like to give her a good marinating.

[foogie]

I watch this show called what for dinner, its got this tall blonde and a short gay guy... they do weird assed shit so its real funny... the food they make all looks gross though.

nothin like a good ol fashioned grilled cheese or somethin.

[tastyphoxette]

That was funny. I like your sense of humor.

Seconded.

Lol Usually my mom cooks... because my dad can't cook a variety of things. XD

She gets really angry at us if we come and tell her we love her while she's cooking. It makes her feel like we only love her for her cooking.

[Hydrogen]

Seconded.

Lol Usually my mom cooks... because my dad can't cook a variety of things. XD

She gets really angry at us if we come and tell her we love her while she's cooking. It makes her feel like we only love her for her cooking.

I once got in trouble for asking "What smells like ass?" when my mom was cooking. I didn't know she was cooking and she got really upset and didn't give me dinner that night . I learned a very valuable lesson that night that there is an inside voice and an outside voice and sometimes you have to think about what you say before you say it .

[foogie]

today I walked into a vietnamese sub shop and almost choked because it smelled like an incredibly rank vagina in there.


how can the subs be so good, but the store smell so bad??!?

[travis]

I lol'd Good move there Cam. Sheer brilliance.

Uhmm..Hydro isn't Cam. Thats shadow link.
Hydro is like, Farzsas. or something.

But yeah. I cook for my significant other on a regular basis...and on the odd occasion the rest of my family. even though i hate them.

[Oaken]

My girlfriend and I always cook together. I love it . I always try to avoid whacking something in the oven to eat so that we can cook together.

I have made my own food since I was about 9 years old because my mum worked and I didn't have a dad to speak of.

[Bão]

Both of my parents do the cooking. They usually prepare everything on Sunday so that it doesn't take long to make a meal after work.