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#1 Sweeney

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:37 PM

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A sliced Carrot looks like the human eye The pupil, iris and radiating lines look just like the human eye...and YES science now shows that carrots greatly enhance blood flow to and function of the eyes.
A Tomato has four chambers and is red. The heart is red and has four chambers. All of the research shows tomatoes are indeed pure heart and blood food.

Grapes hang in a cluster that has the shape of the heart. Each grape looks like a blood cell and all of the research today shows that grapes are also profound heart and blood vitalizing food.
A Walnut looks like a little brain, a left and right hemisphere, upper cerebrums and lower cerebellums. Even the wrinkles or folds are on the nut just like the neo-cortex. We now know that walnuts help develop over 3 dozen neuron-transmitters for brain function.

Kidney Beans actually heal and help maintain kidney function and yes, they look exactly like the human kidneys.

Celery, Bok Choy, Rhubarb and more look just like bones. These foods specifically target bone strength. Bones are 23% sodium and these foods are 23% sodium. If you don't have enough sodium in your diet the body pulls it from the bones, making them weak. These foods replenish the skeletal needs of the body.
Eggplant, Avocadoes and Pears target the health and function of the womb and cervix of the female - they look just like these organs. Today's research shows that when a woman eats 1 avocado a week, it balances hormones, sheds unwanted birth weight and prevents cervical cancers. And how profound is this? .... It takes exactly 9 months to grow an avocado from blossom to ripened fruit. There are over 14,000 photolytic chemica l cons tituents of nutrition in each one of these foods (modern science has only studied and named about 141 of them).

Figs are full of seeds and hang in twos when they grow. Figs increase the motility of male sperm and increase the numbers of S perm a S well to overcome male sterility.
Sweet Potatoes look like the pancreas and actually balance the glycemic index of diabetics.

Olives assist the health and function of the ovaries

Onions look like body cells. Today's research shows that onions help clear waste materials from all of the body cells They even produce tears which wash the epithelial layers of the eyes
And some will read all this from the top and still say there is no God………..


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#2 Waser Lave

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 06:39 PM

Grapes look like haemorrhoids...

Bananas, cucumbers look like penises...






#3 Melchoire

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:29 PM

What's with the picture?

#4 Hydrogen

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:30 PM

QUOTE(FlashGM @ Feb 9 2008, 07:29 PM) View Post
What's with the picture?

I don't even know what this is about tongue.gif.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:35 PM

I love it when people take examples of something, mould it to fit their crackpot theories and pass it off as scientific fact.

So for lunch tommorow I'll be having plently of courgettes, bananas, cucumbers. smile.gif

#6 Melchoire

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:35 PM

QUOTE(Hydrogen @ Feb 9 2008, 08:30 PM) View Post
I don't even know what this is about tongue.gif.

THe article aims to "prove" god's existance by linking the pysical characteristics of fruits and veggies to human body parts that they're good for. Spinach is better for your eyes than carrots btw.

#7 Hydrogen

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:42 PM

QUOTE(FlashGM @ Feb 9 2008, 07:35 PM) View Post
THe article aims to "prove" god's existance by linking the pysical characteristics of fruits and veggies to human body parts that they're good for. Spinach is better for your eyes than carrots btw.
Ah yeah, I remember something like that.

While I believe in God, and do believe that there are signs in a banana, I find his analysis lacking tongue.gif.

#8 Shadiel

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:43 PM

AH! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
I NOW KNOW FOR SURE THERE MUST BE A GOD.
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

ALL HAIL THE RULER OF ALL, KING OF KINGS, OUR TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR...













THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.


NOTICE THE NOODLEY APPENDAGES, PERFECT FOR... NOODLING... THINGS.

Edited by Shadiel, 09 February 2008 - 07:51 PM.


#9 Melchoire

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:45 PM

QUOTE(Hydrogen @ Feb 9 2008, 08:42 PM) View Post
Ah yeah, I remember something like that.
While I believe in God, and do believe that there are signs in a banana, I find his analysis lacking tongue.gif.

Strangely enough that actually sounds more like evolution rather than creationism. Monkey's eating banana's, catch my drift?

#10 Alex

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:47 PM

lol ranked with all the ways with which one could argue the existence of god, this is pretty close to the bottom.

#11 Waser Lave

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:49 PM

QUOTE(Hydrogen @ Feb 10 2008, 03:42 AM) View Post
Ah yeah, I remember something like that.

While I believe in God, and do believe that there are signs in a banana, I find his analysis lacking tongue.gif.


And what about a pineapple? Or a coconut? Or a durian? rolleyes.gif

#12 Hydrogen

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:51 PM

QUOTE(Laser Wave @ Feb 9 2008, 07:49 PM) View Post
And what about a pineapple? Or a coconut? Or a durian? rolleyes.gif

I couldn't find any videos on Youtube on those subjects tongue.gif.

#13 Shadiel

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 07:55 PM

Pineapples, coconuts, and durian are reminders that gluttony is a sin?

I mean... It fits the philosophy. o.o

#14 Jewbert

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:17 PM

Mmmm... interesting... topic...
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I kind of don't really know what else to say.

#15 Sweeney

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:18 PM

lmao, Hydro... the banana? Honestly?
Here is a banana as it looked before humans began to cultivate it:


That look yummy to you? tongue.gif

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:20 PM

QUOTE(Sunscorch @ Feb 9 2008, 08:18 PM) View Post
lmao, Hydro... the banana? Honestly?
Here is a banana as it looked before humans began to cultivate it:


That look yummy to you? tongue.gif

Hahaha.. Mmmmmm yummehh.
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#17 tastyphoxette

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:47 PM

QUOTE(Sunscorch @ Feb 9 2008, 11:18 PM) View Post
lmao, Hydro... the banana? Honestly?
Here is a banana as it looked before humans began to cultivate it:


That look yummy to you? tongue.gif


Bleck.

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. unsure.gif

Reminds me of that one macro... with the breast and the stuff coming/growing out of it. D: I can't quite recall it's official name (if it has one). But I'm afraid to post it. XD

#18 sonic

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:52 PM

QUOTE(Shadiel @ Feb 9 2008, 08:43 PM) View Post
AH! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!
I NOW KNOW FOR SURE THERE MUST BE A GOD.
IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!

ALL HAIL THE RULER OF ALL, KING OF KINGS, OUR TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR...

THE FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER.


NOTICE THE NOODLEY APPENDAGES, PERFECT FOR... NOODLING... THINGS.


Well good attempt.
I thought it was funny, yet no one else quoted it.....
I guess everyone else just lost their sense of humor........

#19 Shadiel

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 08:53 PM

You're thinking of the 'Lotus Seed,' I think.


Mighty gross.

@Sonic:

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Thank you.

Edited by Shadiel, 09 February 2008 - 08:54 PM.


#20 Grizzly

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:12 PM

By golly, you've disproven christianity.

#21 sonic

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:15 PM

QUOTE(Freak @ Feb 9 2008, 10:12 PM) View Post
By golly, you've disproven christianity.


I thought the exact same thing............
and my name is in your sig..

Edited by Sonic, 09 February 2008 - 09:16 PM.


#22 Grizzly

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 09:25 PM

QUOTE(Sonic @ Feb 9 2008, 11:15 PM) View Post
I thought the exact same thing............
and my name is in your sig..


yeah i noticed that after I made it..
its a cut off from "supersonic overdrive".
You're not that special sad.gif tongue.gif

QUOTE(Sunscorch @ Feb 9 2008, 08:37 PM) View Post


ahaha too funny

#23 Hydrogen

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 10:21 PM

QUOTE(Sunscorch @ Feb 9 2008, 08:18 PM) View Post
lmao, Hydro... the banana? Honestly?
Here is a banana as it looked before humans began to cultivate it:


That look yummy to you? tongue.gif
I don't agree with the content of the video tongue.gif. I even said so under it tongue.gif. But indeed, someone else has shown me an image like this after a posting of the same video on Neocodex prior tongue.gif.

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 10:41 PM

hmmm.... figs, eh? shifty.gif



lol. well, very interesting, but reaching. the mind shows you what you want to see. if I wanted to find a connection between two things, I would find it, no matter how obscure it is.


so... I kinda wanna make a joke here about kiwis being round and hairy, perhaps having an effect on other round hairy things, but I choose to rise above this.

#25 Noitidart

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Posted 09 February 2008 - 11:56 PM

tons of evidence to believe in god! biggrin.gif this is just joke lol


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