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[Sweeney]

Weee

First I would give you anestesics, but one that you can still hear and see, but cannot move or talk. Also this anestegic, who actually exist, let you feel pain. So yea, I would cut you piece by piece laughing a lot
To get to you and put the anestesic, I would come bewhind you with the needle, and put on your neck >=D

That's a paralytic, not an anaesthetic.


And, everyone seems to be missing the point... the idea is not to kill me in a spectacular fashion, it's to kill me without getting caught.

[iNextGenWarrior]

That's a paralytic, not an anaesthetic.


And, everyone seems to be missing the point... the idea is not to kill me in a spectacular fashion, it's to kill me without getting caught.

The way I would've done it... I would have never got caught... I would have a hotel room rented out to us... And distract the consieur and say that there is a problem in the computer lab... That way if they asked in the morning after I checkout... I'd say that you left at night because of family business and that I'd pay for you... No traces what so ever...

[Sweeney]

The way I would've done it... I would have never got caught... I would have a hotel room rented out to us... And distract the consieur and say that there is a problem in the computer lab... That way if they asked in the morning after I checkout... I'd say that you left at night because of family business and that I'd pay for you... No traces what so ever...

Apart from the fact that you'd have been known to be the last person to see me alive...

[phalkon]

God, every single one of you have missed one excellent way to kill him: Marine life.

1) Force him to be digested by a giant clam. Slow and excruciating.

2) Raped to death by a male dolphin. Seriously, have you ever seen a dolphin penis? Those things are massive. And prehensile. Slow, excruciating, and humiliating.

hmmm... i read about a guy being raped to death by a bear. bear peni apparently are covered in thorn-like hairs, which pretty much emaciated the hell out of his ass, and once the bear came, the quart of hot liquid caused his intestines to burst, killing him instantly.

And, everyone seems to be missing the point... the idea is not to kill me in a spectacular fashion, it's to kill me without getting caught.

well, you'd be kept in an underground lead-lined shelter in my scenario. so that even if an apocalypse happened, you'd still slowly die from starvation.

[Oaken]

That's a paralytic, not an anaesthetic.
And, everyone seems to be missing the point... the idea is not to kill me in a spectacular fashion, it's to kill me without getting caught.

I didn't miss the point then

The way I suggested isn't all that original. I'm sure I heard it somewhere before.

[Tailwind]

I'll have a crack at this..

I'd lure you into a fun night of drinking and partying, just us alone, we wouldn't be out in public, since I wouldn't want to draw any unneeded attention to either of us. So it'd be a little shindig at my place. Little do you know, one of the drinks was spiked with a knockout drug. You of course, already a bit tipsy, drink it without any second thoughts. The drug begins to kick in a bit later, but of course, being drunk, you have no idea what on earth is going on, and eventually pass out.

At this point since you're pretty much dead to the world (but still very much alive), I drag you to my car and locate one of the random hog farms in my area. It's the dead of night, and there's no houses or people for miles around, and the farmer is already long gone, so there's no chance of witnesses. I'll dump your body into the hog waste pond, where if by the off chance you ARE found, with the alcohol levels in your body, you'd look like someone who was just stumbling drunk and ended up drowning. XP

..hi I'm not very creative. o.o

[pyke]

I'm at Uni, so I have a different schedule every day
For the sake of simplicity, though... let's say I get up about eight, walk into uni from nine to half past, through the local hospital.
Then, I'll be in lectures for two hours, two hours for lunch at the biology cafe, then two more lecture hours.
Then, another half hour walk home, same route, and a lazy evening in.

Assuming you'd be in a busy spot at all times, I'd go with my old method during your morning walk and escape in the following madness

How i would kill you?
I wouldnt. Someone is going to kill you first, I am sure of it.

I've heard that Joe is a really nice guy in person. Besides, anyone who would kill someone for insulting their intelligence is pretty god damned crazy.

Bullets are useless without a gun

Unless you already have a pre-bought gun

I've got 4 guns in my house. Unregistered, the point of the fresh ammo is so that I haven't touched it.

[Grizzly]

I would..

Staple your ass cheeks shut.

And keep feeding you
and feeding you

congrats

[Sweeney]

I would..

Staple your ass cheeks shut.

And keep feeding you
and feeding you

congrats

Living life by your name, I see
You freak...

Anyways... I've already been killed undetectably, by laughter through a video link

[pyke]

Living life by your name, I see
You freak...

Anyways... I've already been killed undetectably, by laughter through a video link

I saw that, it reminded me of this topic

After some of the responses, I had to say something though xD

[Sweeney]

I saw that, it reminded me of this topic

After some of the responses, I had to say something though xD

*nod*
I saw, and I 'preciate it

[Hater_Boxden]

Everyone passed over my gruesome kill!

[Sweeney]

Everyone passed over my gruesome kill!

It was, perhaps, a little excessive... and not exactly discreet...

[Waser Lave]

Apart from the fact that you'd have been known to be the last person to see me alive...

Mine would take a good few days of excruciating pain before killing you. By which time I would be sunning it up in Cambodia.

[Aetas]

Living life by your name, I see
You freak...

Anyways... I've already been killed undetectably, by laughter through a video link

Now that the thread is partially dead, I can say: EPIC WIN.