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[zigzag]

I think I've one friend (nineteen) who has a masturbation overobsession. Not only does he speak of it openly (which isn't a problem on its own), but he also often ditches to jack off or plans fall apart because of it. Even today, I was at his house chilling after we smoked a joint and ate pizza and he says to me:

"Yo can you leave my house now? I just wanna get a good jerk off before my parents come home."

I dunno.. anybody else got any friends like this? How do you deal with these types of people?

Discuss

Edited by Fred Hampton, 08 August 2008 - 03:31 PM.

[Vegas]

Cut off his hands?

lol

Introduce him to a girl.

And make sure you always wash your hands after chilling with him. And never believe him when he says its a juice/soda/water stain.

Or make up a long story on how it will cause testicular cancer.

[freakout0]

Holy shit.
o.o
Cut off his hands?

or his penis. *cough* anyways some of my friends sometimes talk about it openly, but never want to do it when we are hanging out.

[Tetiel]

Hum reminds me of that one guy from Sexy Losers.

[travis]

ROFL.

[Amiko]

Lol man that's really messed up... I don't really have any friends like that and i actually got no idea how you would deal with someone like that

[Bryn AKA Interhacker]

Just be thankful hes not doing it in the same room while your there

[Dan]

there's something wrong with being open about masturbation?

what has this world come to...

[SupermanFTM]

Is this a bad thing...?

*thinks about turning off porn*

[Vansen]

How do you deal with these types of people?

I'd just avoid them. There's nothing wrong with masturbation or being open about it, but telling a friend to leave so you can do it is pretty insulting.

[ROFLCopterz]

When I went to camp the guy on the other side of the cabin was doing it. Very awkward.

[nuckzup]

I think I've one friend (nineteen) who has a masturbation overobsession. Not only does he speak of it openly, but he also often ditches to jack off or plans fall apart because of it. Even today, I was at his house chilling after we smoked a joint and ate pizza and he says to me:

"Yo can you leave my house now? I just wanna get a good jerk off before my parents come home."

I dunno.. anybody else got any friends like this? How do you deal with these types of people?

Discuss

Lol i got a friend like this ... the only differance is he denies it ... then he tells everyone that he has the biggest porn collection ever lol ... like doesnt masturbation and porn go hand in hand lol

[Nick]

It's weird that it interrupts his social life, but guys masturbate all the time, so it's not surprising.

[Amiko]

It's weird that it interrupts his social life, but guys masturbate all the time, so it's not surprising.

Lol.. but this guy obviously is a bit extreme

[whats_good]

if you cant beat him join him <------see what I did there

[SupermanFTM]

Lol i got a friend like this ... the only differance is he denies it ... then he tells everyone that he has the biggest porn collection ever lol ... like doesnt masturbation and porn go hand in hand lol

Nah, the hands are busy somewhere else in that scenario.

[pyke]

Uhh, a little odd. My firneds are pretty open about it, but they don't crash plans over it

[Amiko]

if you cant beat him join him <------see what I did there

LOL ahahahaha. Aww man that would be so messed up.. IN THE SAME ROOM?! ew.

[Jewbert]

Rofl. That's pretty fucking pathetic. Asking your friends to leave to jack off? LAWL.


Sorry you've got a weird ass friend. O.O

[GamerAsh]

Rofl. That's pretty fucking pathetic. Asking your friends to leave to jack off? LAWL.


Sorry you've got a weird ass friend. O.O

Yeah I know, I mean WTF lol.

*Friend unzips jeans*

Simon: WTF you doing man?

Friend: Getting ready to jack off man! before my parents come home, err oh and can you leave now? "

*Simon thinks WTF and leaves whilst questioning whether to eat pizza with him again. *

[Amiko]

Yeah I know, I mean WTF lol.

*Friend unzips jeans*

Simon: WTF you doing man?

Friend: Getting ready to jack off man! before my parents come home, err oh and can you leave now? "

*Simon thinks WTF and leaves whilst questioning whether to eat pizza with him again. *

you DID buy the pizza with him right? cuz if it was out of ur sight for at least 10 mins... i mean you dont know whats in it if u got friends like that

[Random]

I loled.

I dunno, just try talking about it with him, maybe convince him to get some sort of help?

[GamerAsh]

you DID buy the pizza with him right? cuz if it was out of ur sight for at least 10 mins... i mean you dont know whats in it if u got friends like that

Maybe he like pizza with garlic or mayo on

[Melchoire]

Being open about isn't a problem. Tell him to find a fuck buddy or something like that.