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I just learned an Irish pickup line.


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#1 sonic

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 06:32 PM

As we all know, I have some radical leftwing IRA members living in my house.

But I finally got some usefull info.
Possibly the best pickup line ever.

"Are you from Ireland? Cause my dick is Dublin"

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Discuss how witty the Irish are, and other awesome pickup lines.

#2 Cyo

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 06:34 PM

i dun get it

#3 Vegas

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 06:36 PM

Did you fart? cause you blew me away.

100% ice breaker

#4 sonic

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 06:43 PM

QUOTE (Cyo @ Aug 16 2008, 07:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i dun get it

dublin------doublein. like he is getting a hard on.

#5 Jewbert

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 01:41 PM

Rofl. That is so fucking cheesy. . . tongue.gif

#6 pyke

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:28 PM

You're so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.

#7 Cyo

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:33 PM

hers gr8 one
hey how r u

#8 Just Another User

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:37 PM

did you know dublin has the fastest growing population in the world?

it just keeps dublin and dublin and dublin...

old shit is old dude

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:40 PM

QUOTE (Cyo @ Aug 18 2008, 11:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hers gr8 one
hey how r u


That's the way to do it thumbsup.gif . Forget the crappy chat up lines.

#10 Just Another User

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Posted 18 August 2008 - 02:45 PM

i got a gd one for ur irish friend

u must be irish cause otherwise u wudda shot me already lulz

another one for u and ur friend

u must have a willy 'cause my dick keeps dublin an dublin an dublin

#11 phalkon

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 06:14 PM

you must be a carbon-based life form, because you are reacting with the environment in a way that disproves the idea that you could be something else...

also, you gave me an erection.

#12 Vegas

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Posted 19 August 2008 - 06:17 PM

QUOTE (murderkill @ Aug 19 2008, 09:14 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you must be a carbon-based life form, because you are reacting with the environment in a way that disproves the idea that you could be something else...

hows that working for ya?

#13 Just Another User

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 04:49 AM

QUOTE (murderkill @ Aug 20 2008, 03:14 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
you must be a carbon-based life form, because you are reacting with the environment in a way that disproves the idea that you could be something else...


turned me on...

#14 phalkon

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 05:10 AM

QUOTE (Just Another User @ Aug 20 2008, 06:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
turned me on...


hmmmm... calculations suggest wrong gender though. >_>

Edited by murderkill, 22 August 2008 - 05:11 AM.


#15 Dan

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 02:37 PM

QUOTE (Just Another User @ Aug 18 2008, 11:45 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i got a gd one for ur irish friend

u must be irish cause otherwise u wudda shot me already lulz

another one for u and ur friend

u must have a willy 'cause my dick keeps dublin an dublin an dublin


stop typing like cyo

its not funny

#16 Just Another User

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:15 PM

QUOTE (Dan @ Aug 22 2008, 11:37 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
stop typing like cyo

its not funny


what, that wasn't like cyo =/

#17 Oaken

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:18 PM

QUOTE (Just Another User @ Aug 23 2008, 12:15 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
what, that wasn't like cyo =/


Cyo is better tongue.gif.

#18 Just Another User

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:20 PM

QUOTE (Oaken @ Aug 23 2008, 12:18 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Cyo is better tongue.gif .


i didn't even make spelling mistakes or grammatical errors tongue.gif

#19 Oaken

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:22 PM

QUOTE (Just Another User @ Aug 23 2008, 12:20 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i didn't even make spelling mistakes or grammatical errors tongue.gif


i = I tongue.gif

Epic phail.

#20 Just Another User

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 03:29 PM

QUOTE (Oaken @ Aug 23 2008, 12:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i = I tongue.gif

Epic phail.


SAY WUT I DONT EPIC FALE!1!!11

#21 tastyphoxette

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:29 PM

QUOTE (Cyo @ Aug 18 2008, 06:33 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
hers gr8 one
hey how r u




You had me at hello?


ohmy.gif

It works.

Say Hello to girls. ohmy.gif

#22 Tyler.

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 08:48 AM

QUOTE (tastyphoxette @ Aug 22 2008, 10:29 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You had me at hello?


ohmy.gif

It works.

Say Hello to girls. ohmy.gif

Hello, ma'am wink.gif

#23 Rolf Lolren

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 07:44 PM

Im irish and not once have i heard those lame ass pick up lines.

sorry to say, but they aint irish Tbh.

and i take offense in the IRA comment.

#24 sonic

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 02:34 AM

QUOTE (Fagmatron @ Aug 23 2008, 08:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Im irish and not once have i heard those lame ass pick up lines.

sorry to say, but they aint irish Tbh.

and i take offense in the IRA comment.


Well the accents, passports, tattoos, family, hair, and ridiculous drinking habits all point to Ireland.


#25 Rolf Lolren

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 06:31 AM

Yeah cause irish people are covered in tattoos? wut.

That ridiculous drinking habits shit is only a stereotype, thats like me saying absolutely every american on this board is a fat tub of shit.




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