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#26 sonic

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 11:16 PM

QUOTE (Ali @ Aug 21 2008, 10:13 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do English people not seem to sleep anymore?


I know.
I can't wait to look at the bored and know that JAU is not going to pop up and ruin my damn fun.

#27 Joey

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:45 AM

"I have the dictionary tattooed on my penis, want some words up your ass?"

#28 Melchoire

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 01:06 AM

QUOTE (Eeyore @ Aug 21 2008, 11:15 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Which is why I refused to do it to anyone in my phonebook tongue.gif.

I'll probably try that out sometime tongue.gif

#29 Jakerz

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 04:30 AM

How you doin' wink.gif

#30 Just Another User

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:25 AM

QUOTE (Ali @ Aug 22 2008, 07:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do English people not seem to sleep anymore?


i slept... eventually o.O

QUOTE (Soniccc?/ NOT SONIA @ Aug 22 2008, 08:16 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I know.
I can't wait to look at the bored and know that JAU is not going to pop up and ruin my damn fun.


sad.gif hugs for sonia wub.gif?

Edited by Just Another User, 22 August 2008 - 07:26 AM.


#31 Sida

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:31 AM

QUOTE (Ali @ Aug 22 2008, 07:13 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Why do English people not seem to sleep anymore?


Sleep? Such a thing exists?

#32 Just Another User

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:36 AM

QUOTE (SidaZoid @ Aug 22 2008, 04:31 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Sleep? Such a thing exists?


You didn't do an all nighter like Michie did you? Right now she's drowning in her sugar puffs, someone should probably wake her up...

#33 Guest_Ali_*

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:47 AM

QUOTE (Just Another User @ Aug 22 2008, 04:36 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
You didn't do an all nighter like Michie did you?

I did. >_< I'm basically running on sugar right now. OJ and sherbet lemons are surprisingly good for awake.

#34 Just Another User

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:53 AM

QUOTE (Ali @ Aug 22 2008, 04:47 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I did. >_< I'm basically running on sugar right now. OJ and sherbet lemons are surprisingly good for awake.


Daaaaaaang all you youngun's, i can't do all nighters anymore sad.gif my body just shuts down after too long and i usually just collapse around lunch time... making it all a pretty pointless endeavor seenas my sleep pattern doesn't get any better 1we8.gif

#35 Guest_Ali_*

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:54 AM

QUOTE (Just Another User @ Aug 22 2008, 04:53 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Daaaaaaang all you youngun's, i can't do all nighters anymore sad.gif my body just shuts down after too long and i usually just collapse around lunch time... making it all a pretty pointless endeavor seenas my sleep pattern doesn't get any better 1we8.gif

Young'uns? tongue.gif We're both older than you. Not by much, but still...tongue.gif

#36 Reaper

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 07:54 AM

I did a 36 hour stretch a couple weeks ago. It was horrible. I still don't know how I made it. Mountain Dew was my best friend. I went through 24 or so. And I sang a lot. (I was driving)

#37 Just Another User

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 08:01 AM

QUOTE (Ali @ Aug 22 2008, 04:54 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Young'uns? tongue.gif We're both older than you. Not by much, but still... tongue.gif


Young in body, old in experience???????????????? yea that's me

#38 Mialaca

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 08:11 AM

Other than the favorite "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?", I also like "Do you wash your pants in Windex? I can see myself in them." tongue.gif

#39 Reaper

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 08:17 AM

QUOTE (Mialaca @ Aug 22 2008, 09:11 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"


I actually said that to a guy once...lol. I forgot all about that one.

#40 LeChango

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Posted 23 August 2008 - 10:04 PM

"Do you live on a chicken farm? Because you are good at raising cocks."

#41 tastyphoxette

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 11:04 AM

Spoilered as it's NSFW. :OOO

"You ever seen those posters about mean people? You know, mean people suck, nice girls swallow? Which one are you?"


True story. ohmy.gif

#42 ROFLCopterz

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 04:01 PM

QUOTE (tastyphoxette @ Aug 24 2008, 11:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Spoilered as it's NSFW. :OOO

"You ever seen those posters about mean people? You know, mean people suck, nice girls swallow? Which one are you?"


True story. ohmy.gif

That is so what I'm going to say to the next girl I see.

#43 Matriea

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 04:01 PM

Ooo! I got one!

Random Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Me: Unfertilized

#44 ROFLCopterz

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 04:10 PM

QUOTE (Matriea @ Aug 24 2008, 05:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Ooo! I got one!

Random Guy: How do you like your eggs in the morning?

Me: Unfertilized

I can just see that happening in real life. Hilarious. tongue.gif

#45 Matriea

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 04:16 PM

It was lol. The funniest thing was that I had just seen it in one of those stupid chain myspace bulletins. Jackass probably got it off there rolleyes.gif

#46 Matriea

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:28 PM

'Twas new to me *shrugs*

#47 tastyphoxette

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:42 PM

QUOTE (ROFLCopterz @ Aug 24 2008, 07:01 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
That is so what I'm going to say to the next girl I see.



Good luck. :<

It didn't work on me, but that doesn't mean it won't work on the next girl. Keep trying!

#48 chaoticguymike

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Posted 24 August 2008 - 05:45 PM

QUOTE (tastyphoxette @ Aug 24 2008, 05:42 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Good luck. :<

It didn't work on me, but that doesn't mean it won't work on the next girl. Keep trying!


That sounds very promising. Wait, I lied.


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