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[Sida]

What's the cheesyest pickup line you've heard?

"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."

[Reaper]

I've actually heard someone use "Wanna fuck?" as a pick up line...it worked. (not me though)

[Sida]

"Wanna see my foot-long?"

Guess where I used to work.

Think how I used to feel asking for a 6-inch beef with cheese x.x

[Eeyore]

"Wanna see my foot-long?"

Guess where I used to work.

SUBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.



And...erm...cheesy chat-up lines...nope .

[Vegas]

ROFL. I just remember my buddy telling me that one of our buddies told this girl we know "Hey I like your sweater. Reminds me of the puddy tatcat dollz." and the dude who said it was serious. fuckinnn weakkkk.

Edit-Somehow a certain part of my post keeps getting edited.......

Edited by Vegas, 21 August 2008 - 08:52 PM.

[Reaper]

SUBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.



And...erm...cheesy chat-up lines...nope .

Damn, subway sounds really good now.

[chaoticguymike]

Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines. So, do you pick 'Do you come here often?', 'What's your sign?', or 'Hello, I'm doing a survey of what people think are the cheesiest pickup lines?

[Sida]

XD All depends on the tone. Just don't put inuendo on the sentence and it's perfectly fine and highly appreciated that you know what you want straight away

Not when your friend laughs next to you the second you say it I do miss subway though

[Melchoire]

I wanna fuck you like an animal.

[Eeyore]

I wanna fuck you like an animal.

Oh good God, that reminds me. Me and my friend at Uni were ringing all the boys in her phone book and shouting that down the phone to them at like 3am and hanging up in the toilet cubicle at our SU . Good times.

[Sida]

That word has a filter


Ok well here's what the person needs to know first: Bread type and length, then meat, then cheese. So just say 6 inch roast garlic, then say with beef and cheese or whatever. The person serving you will appreciate it because they can start that little bit earlier and it won't sound as funny

Roast garlic? Your subway had that as a bread?

[Reaper]

Since we are all telling what we usually get at Subway, I'm joining in the fun. I usually get a 6 in (or if I'm super hungry a foot long) roasted chicken breast on Monterrey (sp?) Cheddar with light lettuce and ranch dressing...yum that sounds good.

[Melchoire]

Oh good God, that reminds me. Me and my friend at Uni were ringing all the boys in her phone book and shouting that down the phone to them at like 3am and hanging up in the toilet cubicle at our SU . Good times.

How did that remind you of that?

[Eeyore]

How did that remind you of that?

Because you said 'I wanna fuck you like an animal' and that's what we shouted/sang/screamed down the phone to them and I don't come across that line very often .

[Melchoire]

Because you said 'I wanna fuck you like an animal' and that's what we shouted/sang/screamed down the phone to them and I don't come across that line very often .

I realized what you meant as soon as I left the thread But damn, that's a fucking creepy thing to get shouted at at 3 am

[SupermanFTM]

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

[chaoticguymike]

I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Wow. That's so bad I'm going to get on AIM and scold you for it.

[SupermanFTM]

Wow. That's so bad I'm going to get on AIM and scold you for it.

You loved it

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

[chaoticguymike]

You loved it

Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!

I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.

You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.

Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?

I'm confused, and lost. You're giving me ulcers

[sonic]

You must be from Ireland cause my dick is DUBLIN!!!! hahah

[Just Another User]

You must be from Ireland cause my dick is DUBLIN!!!! hahah

that like the 3rd time u posted that pickup line? lol

any luck with it yet? xD

[Eeyore]

I realized what you meant as soon as I left the thread But damn, that's a fucking creepy thing to get shouted at at 3 am

Which is why I refused to do it to anyone in my phonebook .