"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
Cheesy Pickup Lines
#1
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:36 PM
"Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes."
#2
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:37 PM
#3
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:47 PM
Guess where I used to work.
Damn, I didn't know you were gay. o.o
#4
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:48 PM
Guess where I used to work.
Think how I used to feel asking for a 6-inch beef with cheese x.x
#5
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:48 PM
Guess where I used to work.
SUBWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY.
And...erm...cheesy chat-up lines...nope .
#6
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:50 PM
Edit-Somehow a certain part of my post keeps getting edited.......
Edited by Vegas, 21 August 2008 - 08:52 PM.
#7
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:51 PM
And...erm...cheesy chat-up lines...nope .
Damn, subway sounds really good now.
#8
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:53 PM
#9
Posted 21 August 2008 - 08:53 PM
Not when your friend laughs next to you the second you say it I do miss subway though
#10
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:03 PM
#11
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:06 PM
Oh good God, that reminds me. Me and my friend at Uni were ringing all the boys in her phone book and shouting that down the phone to them at like 3am and hanging up in the toilet cubicle at our SU . Good times.
#12
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:06 PM
Ok well here's what the person needs to know first: Bread type and length, then meat, then cheese. So just say 6 inch roast garlic, then say with beef and cheese or whatever. The person serving you will appreciate it because they can start that little bit earlier and it won't sound as funny
Roast garlic? Your subway had that as a bread?
#13
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:10 PM
i dunno
but i usually get a
spicy italian footlong on Monterey cheddar with provolone chipotle sauce bellpeppers and banana peppers
toasted
#14
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:17 PM
#15
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:19 PM
How did that remind you of that?
#16
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:23 PM
Because you said 'I wanna fuck you like an animal' and that's what we shouted/sang/screamed down the phone to them and I don't come across that line very often .
#17
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:26 PM
I realized what you meant as soon as I left the thread But damn, that's a fucking creepy thing to get shouted at at 3 am
#18
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:27 PM
#19
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:30 PM
Wow. That's so bad I'm going to get on AIM and scold you for it.
#20
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:33 PM
You loved it
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
#21
Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:40 PM
Rejection can lead to emotional stress for both parties involved and emotional stress can lead to physical complications such as headaches, ulcers, cancerous tumors, and even death! So for my health and yours, JUST SAY YES!
I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down.
You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far?
I'm confused, and lost. You're giving me ulcers
#22
Posted 21 August 2008 - 10:01 PM
#23
Posted 21 August 2008 - 10:11 PM
that like the 3rd time u posted that pickup line? lol
any luck with it yet? xD
#24 Guest_Ali_*
Posted 21 August 2008 - 10:13 PM
any luck with it yet? xD
Why do English people not seem to sleep anymore?
#25
Posted 21 August 2008 - 10:15 PM
Which is why I refused to do it to anyone in my phonebook .
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