Ugh. So it's the middle of the night here and I'm sitting on my bed with my laptop when out of the corner of my eye I see something crawling up my arm. I jump about a foot in the air, hit my arm and cower in the corner of the room for a couple of minutes. I then realise that because it's the middle of the night I have glasses on instead of my usual contact lenses and so my peripheral vision is practically non existent and it's quite possible that I've imagined this spider. Which has not stopped me from changing all my bedding and my clothes just in case.
Stupid spiders. Or possibly not.
Discuss how rubbish spiders are, why this is a very good reason for not napping all afternoon with the window wide open, how I really need lenses that I can sleep in without destroying my eyes and how it's really annoying when your eyes play tricks on you.